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07-03-2009, 03:35 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
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..for poisoning customers.
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07-03-2009, 03:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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"In the Shire there lived a curious hobbit called Esmerelda of Bucklebury. Hobbits for miles loved to eat the brand new purple mushroom casserole Which she made with a dark green substance she grew in the secret cellar under the smelly cowshed. Sometimes, she even made four large trolls eat the plums that were old and moldy and covered in a fluffy multicoloured mashed mouse mousse. But Uncle Bilbo knew something shocking about the secret which was that it also contained some 'special' meat.
Therefore, she decided to make a soylent green roast which smelled like a putrid, oozing duck, that was served at Rivendell thirtythree years ago, as Gollum ate something else entirely." Smeagol ate Deagol and then he burped very loudly in his grandmother's face and then declared "You're next Preciouss". When Esmeralda heard the unfortunate bit of bad news she decided to ask Bilbo to give her advice on Insurance Claims for poisoning customers. ...But the Precious...
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The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' |
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07-03-2009, 04:07 PM
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
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...decided that it...
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07-03-2009, 06:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The Twilight Zone
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was best to
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07-03-2009, 07:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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...go to Bagend...
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The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' |
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07-03-2009, 07:28 PM
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Flame of the Ainulindalë
Join Date: Jan 2006
Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves
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...and claim for...
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Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet... |
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07-03-2009, 07:58 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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...itself Esmeralda's delicious...
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The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.' |
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