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07-14-2009, 09:36 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: May 2009
Location: The Twilight Zone
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because he wanted to kill
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07-14-2009, 09:48 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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"tricksey wizardses who turn trolls"
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07-14-2009, 10:27 AM
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Wight of the Old Forest
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall
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...into oversized garden gnomes for...
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07-14-2009, 11:13 AM
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Maundering Mage
Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Texas
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"the elvish gardens in Lorien"
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07-14-2009, 12:01 PM
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Flame Imperishable
Join Date: Dec 2007
Location: Right here
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..., which were already full of...
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07-14-2009, 12:30 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Muddy-earth
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............droppings left by oversized eagles........
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07-14-2009, 01:06 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Southeast Pennsylvania
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(Edited story so far)
It was a dark and dismal pit for the orcs into which they dragged Smeagol and left. After a few harsh words to their prisoner they started fighting each other, which happened to include several nazgul who wanted Smeagol to go to Valinor to retrieve some strange coloured weed which the residents had begun to wrap in liquorice paper and relish with great pleasure by smoking pipes provided by Olorin. The fact is that it distracted the Vala as Gollum peeped over the rim of Yavanna's large iron cooking pot which contained many brightly coloured strange weeds, which Gollum stole and used for many sinister reasons, but mainly for halitosis (to escape from the nazgul) which had been following him by scent until stepped on by Treebeard who decided that he didn't think nazgul should torture Smeagol with feathers tickling his feet and many other unbearable tortures such as frying his fish and listening to Ioreth chat. There should be another way to torture Smeagol such as diction tutor to stone trolls, dressing him up in skirts, and reading him a story about a man named Jed. Jed was, of course, a poor mountaineer man from Gondor who barely kept his family fed. Jed desired to be a troll because he wanted to kill tricksey wizardses who turn trolls into oversized garden gnomes for the elvish gardens in Lorien, which were already full of droppings left by oversized eagles. ...The guano made Jed rich...
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