What do you assign to Mordor? - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lalwendë · 10-02-2009, 03:31 PM

I'm assigning the headache produced by having just spent two hours (TWO HOURS!

) indulging in looking at extravagant, strange and just plain desirable property on the net - I've found medieval tower houses, Cheshire mansions, Yorkshire Gothic, seaside idyll and a stonking massive headache because of being covetous (or however you spell it)

Inziladun · 10-02-2009, 11:12 PM

I assign nasty gastrointestinal viruses. Mordor is too good for them, though.

Lindale · 10-08-2009, 07:47 PM

I assign computerized registration before enrollment. The subjects I want to take are all on the same time, and subjects I don't want to take fit perfectly in my sched! Off to Mordor, whoever made the schedules!

Feanor of the Peredhil · 10-08-2009, 09:55 PM

Mistaking the due date of 30-40 pages of writing.

Somehow my brain read, "Let's change your deadline from October 10th to October 7th," but only retained, "October 10th."

Guess who is two days late on a deadline and still has to write an essay on a book I'm not done reading.

I guess this means I'm not going to have time to write a new story to send in with this packet.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 10-09-2009, 12:24 AM

I assign printers. I assign them not working and printing out things that are totally unrecognisable! I also assign projects that you misunderstood the due dates for, I thought a project for my poetry class was due next Friday, turns out it's due tomorrow, so I have to rush to get things done.

I also assign having two eight page papers due in a week that you haven't even started on yet due to nobody willing to take you to the library except on days it's not open due to budget cuts... Oh! And having $30 worth of library fines for overdue books for the last time you wrote a paper... for the same teacher. And, having the library want to send you to Collections for said fines.

I'd also like to assign taking a class at another, larger, abominable school. They have the strangest schedules and the rudest people I've ever seen. Seriously, if you glance at them sideways they would beat you up right then and there!

I also assign having a nice cold that started up today. I have no idea where my nose has gone, it started running and I haven't seen it since. I also have this nassty cough that could go to Angband!

Two more things, having the new choir music that you have been waiting for for weeks not coming yet, and having to wake up in seven hours.

~TheGrumpyElvenWarrior

Laurinquë · 10-09-2009, 07:21 AM

Ono! Poor TheGreatElvenWarrior! I didn't think those we're due until December, good thing I don't have to do them huh? Wait, what are Collections?

I however, assign my 10-20 page research paper I have to write. And the 2,000 notes I have to take and turn in for it. Worst of all is that I am not interested in the subject and that I am behind on all of this work due to being sick with the most devilish illness that is still, most unfortunately, haunting me. I also assign cheese. And waking up at four in the morning. And the Spanish language for it's silliness and over-use of the word 'que'.

Loslote · 10-09-2009, 07:11 PM

I assign the SAT. It starts way too early in the morning. And coughs that will not go away, even when the rest of the cold is long since over.

10-02-2009, 03:31 PM	#1
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	I'm assigning the headache produced by having just spent two hours (TWO HOURS! ) indulging in looking at extravagant, strange and just plain desirable property on the net - I've found medieval tower houses, Cheshire mansions, Yorkshire Gothic, seaside idyll and a stonking massive headache because of being covetous (or however you spell it) __________________ Gordon's alive!

10-02-2009, 11:12 PM	#2
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,041	I assign nasty gastrointestinal viruses. Mordor is too good for them, though. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-08-2009, 07:47 PM	#3
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	I assign computerized registration before enrollment. The subjects I want to take are all on the same time, and subjects I don't want to take fit perfectly in my sched! Off to Mordor, whoever made the schedules! __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

10-08-2009, 09:55 PM	#4
Feanor of the Peredhil La Belle Dame sans Merci Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: perpetual uncertainty Posts: 5,517	Mistaking the due date of 30-40 pages of writing. Somehow my brain read, "Let's change your deadline from October 10th to October 7th," but only retained, "October 10th." Guess who is two days late on a deadline and still has to write an essay on a book I'm not done reading. I guess this means I'm not going to have time to write a new story to send in with this packet. __________________ peace

10-09-2009, 12:24 AM	#5
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,230	I assign printers. I assign them not working and printing out things that are totally unrecognisable! I also assign projects that you misunderstood the due dates for, I thought a project for my poetry class was due next Friday, turns out it's due tomorrow, so I have to rush to get things done. I also assign having two eight page papers due in a week that you haven't even started on yet due to nobody willing to take you to the library except on days it's not open due to budget cuts... Oh! And having $30 worth of library fines for overdue books for the last time you wrote a paper... for the same teacher. And, having the library want to send you to Collections for said fines. I'd also like to assign taking a class at another, larger, abominable school. They have the strangest schedules and the rudest people I've ever seen. Seriously, if you glance at them sideways they would beat you up right then and there! I also assign having a nice cold that started up today. I have no idea where my nose has gone, it started running and I haven't seen it since. I also have this nassty cough that could go to Angband! Two more things, having the new choir music that you have been waiting for for weeks not coming yet, and having to wake up in seven hours. ~TheGrumpyElvenWarrior __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead. Last edited by TheGreatElvenWarrior; 10-09-2009 at 12:28 AM.

10-09-2009, 07:21 AM	#6
Laurinquë Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2007 Posts: 347	Ono! Poor TheGreatElvenWarrior! I didn't think those we're due until December, good thing I don't have to do them huh? Wait, what are Collections? I however, assign my 10-20 page research paper I have to write. And the 2,000 notes I have to take and turn in for it. Worst of all is that I am not interested in the subject and that I am behind on all of this work due to being sick with the most devilish illness that is still, most unfortunately, haunting me. I also assign cheese. And waking up at four in the morning. And the Spanish language for it's silliness and over-use of the word 'que'.

10-09-2009, 07:11 PM	#7
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	I assign the SAT. It starts way too early in the morning. And coughs that will not go away, even when the rest of the cold is long since over. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

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