What do you assign to Orthanc?

[Mithalwen]

Originally Posted by Airaloske

its just that they are just novels written to make money and entertain people, and people have gone off the deep end because they love conspiracies. it gets irritating.

It is more irritating still when they are as terribly and predictably written as the Brown novels...

[Lindale]

Originally Posted by Mithalwen

It is more irritating still when they are as terribly and predictably written as the Brown novels...

Once upon a time, they were my guilty pleasures. Well, within a week of my purchase of those books during my early teens anyway.

[Airaloske]

Originally Posted by Lindale

Once upon a time, they were my guilty pleasures. Well, within a week of my purchase of those books during my early teens anyway.

ah, the guilty pleasure book.

[Loslote]

Originally Posted by Airaloske

ah, the guilty pleasure book.

Guilty pleasure books, I have tons of those. I read a lot of total mind-candy. I know they're written really badly, and that they're predictable and boring, and yet...

[Airaloske]

Originally Posted by Loslote

Guilty pleasure books, I have tons of those. I read a lot of total mind-candy. I know they're written really badly, and that they're predictable and boring, and yet...

oh totally. its ridiculous but I can't put them down.

[Lindale]

I assign not coming to ROTC training today! Fell conveniently sick, haha! Our new commandant's getting a bit too queasy and irritating of late, giving one order now, and contradicts it later... it's irksome to be in his presence. But I pity my poor classmates in whom he must have given what should be my task...

[Lalaith]

Now I feel that some of the residents of Sandbanks in Dorset must quite literally be assigned to Orthanc...deeply ironical as it is so close Tolkien's old home....WHAT would Treebeard say to this?
Wealthy residents destroying trees in Dorset