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Airaloske · 01-13-2010, 12:28 PM

fortunately she was starting to get on Elrond's nerves anyway, constantly spending all of his money at the Gap of Rohan

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-13-2010, 02:58 PM

Unfortunately, she'd spent even more of Elrond's
money at Galadriel's Secret. (Now you know how
she kept Celeborn's interest for so long).

Loslote · 01-13-2010, 07:50 PM

Fortunately, it was all tax-deductable.

Lindale · 01-13-2010, 11:41 PM

Unfortunately it was Annatar who taxed them, so it was still too large a sum

Loslote · 01-14-2010, 12:36 AM

Fortunately, his IRS agents, being blind, are really easy to fool.

Airaloske · 01-14-2010, 04:33 AM

unfortunately, tax men (as is common knowledge among the many folk of Middle Earth) have exceptionally good senses of smell; so good, in fact, that they can -read- only by using their noses. It is a trait that they have adopted over the centuries from close dealings with the Nazgul, because everyone knows that the only things worse than the Nazgul are tax men.

Tuor in Gondolin · 01-14-2010, 08:18 AM

Fortunately, Denethor, in one of his shrewder moves,
had set up Tolfalas as an offshore tax haven.

01-13-2010, 12:28 PM	#1
Airaloske Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bluefield, West Virginia, United States Posts: 43	fortunately she was starting to get on Elrond's nerves anyway, constantly spending all of his money at the Gap of Rohan __________________ I am never leaving, and I am never looking back.

01-13-2010, 02:58 PM	#2
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, she'd spent even more of Elrond's money at Galadriel's Secret. (Now you know how she kept Celeborn's interest for so long). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

01-13-2010, 07:50 PM	#3
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, it was all tax-deductable. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-13-2010, 11:41 PM	#4
Lindale Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: midway upon... in a forest dark Posts: 975	Unfortunately it was Annatar who taxed them, so it was still too large a sum __________________ The heart does things for reasons Reason itself cannot comprehend. - Blaise Pascal Legal Madness.

01-14-2010, 12:36 AM	#5
Loslote The Werewolf's Companion Join Date: Aug 2009 Location: The Moon Posts: 3,021	Fortunately, his IRS agents, being blind, are really easy to fool. __________________ I have loved the stars too fondly to be fearful of the night. Double Fenris

01-14-2010, 04:33 AM	#6
Airaloske Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2010 Location: Bluefield, West Virginia, United States Posts: 43	unfortunately, tax men (as is common knowledge among the many folk of Middle Earth) have exceptionally good senses of smell; so good, in fact, that they can -read- only by using their noses. It is a trait that they have adopted over the centuries from close dealings with the Nazgul, because everyone knows that the only things worse than the Nazgul are tax men. __________________ I am never leaving, and I am never looking back.

01-14-2010, 08:18 AM	#7
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately, Denethor, in one of his shrewder moves, had set up Tolfalas as an offshore tax haven. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

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