Sauron,Morgoth and Feanor hatred club - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Urwen · 04-08-2010, 02:45 PM

Sacrilege ? All right,you. Tell Feanor to stop going after my Olwe!

Eorl of Rohan · 04-15-2010, 06:09 AM

Come on. How is Olwe's obsession with his plankwood Swanships any different from that of Feanor with his Silmarils?

The Kinslaying was his fault as well as that of Feanor. Leastways Silmarils *sparkle* prettily.

Urwen · 04-17-2010, 11:02 AM

FEANOR HAS EMPTY HEAD!!!!

Pitchwife · 04-17-2010, 11:21 AM

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Originally Posted by Urwen

FEANOR HAS EMPTY HEAD!!!!

I'm deeply impressed by the sagacity of this insult.
Yeah, go on dissing Feanor. After all, he only made the Silmarils, palantíri and Feanorian lamps. Never mind he also invented the Tengwar and was the chief linguistic loremaster of his time. Clearly an empty head.

Whereas Olwe - are we ever told he actually did anything in his whole life? If not for his brother and his grandchildren, nobody would remember his name at all.

the phantom · 04-17-2010, 02:01 PM

I'm betting you would gain far more support if you were to start a Sauron, Melkor, and Feanor fan club.

Pitchwife · 04-17-2010, 03:23 PM

Sauron, on the other hand, simply begs to be thrashed.
The lieutenant of Morgoth, former commander of Angband, necromancer and lord of werewolves - bested by a girl and her dog. Pathetic.
Afterwards, he got lucky for a while with the Númenóreans, but his worst ever decision was the making of the Ring. "I want to rule the whole world and become unvincible, so I'll put a whole lot of my power into a detachable object that I'm bound to lose sooner or later for the first halfwit halfling who passes by to pick it up. And to be sure, I'll base the foundations of my impregnable fortress and everything else on this thing so that my whole kingdom crumbles to bits when something untoward happens to it." Pure stroke of genius.

the phantom · 04-17-2010, 03:48 PM

Garbage, Pitchy.

He wasn't bested by a girl and her dog. The girl fainted when he got close, where as Huan, the great and mighty hound of Valinor, attacked Sauron from behind while Sauron was under the influence of drowsy-dust from Luthien's cloak. So Huan had on his side both the initial upper-hand as well as the fact that he was fated not to lose, plus Sauron was in a different form than usual which had to be slightly awkward.

And "lucky" with the Numenoreans? Ha! Try brilliant and evil. That was a masterpiece.

And his ring was genius! Remember- Frodo DID NOT DESTROY THE RING!! He couldn't! No one could willingly do so! The only reason Sauron got destroyed was divine intervention essentially- setting up the perfect situation where someone would *rolls eyes* trip and fall into the cracks of doom.

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 04-18-2010, 01:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Pitchwife

The lieutenant of Morgoth, former commander of Angband, necromancer and lord of werewolves - bested by a girl and her dog. Pathetic.

Sexist.

04-17-2010, 11:02 AM	#3
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	FEANOR HAS EMPTY HEAD!!!! __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

04-17-2010, 02:01 PM	#5
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	I'm betting you would gain far more support if you were to start a Sauron, Melkor, and Feanor fan club. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

04-17-2010, 03:23 PM	#6
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Sauron, on the other hand, simply begs to be thrashed. The lieutenant of Morgoth, former commander of Angband, necromancer and lord of werewolves - bested by a girl and her dog. Pathetic. Afterwards, he got lucky for a while with the Númenóreans, but his worst ever decision was the making of the Ring. "I want to rule the whole world and become unvincible, so I'll put a whole lot of my power into a detachable object that I'm bound to lose sooner or later for the first halfwit halfling who passes by to pick it up. And to be sure, I'll base the foundations of my impregnable fortress and everything else on this thing so that my whole kingdom crumbles to bits when something untoward happens to it." Pure stroke of genius. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

04-17-2010, 03:48 PM	#7
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Garbage, Pitchy. He wasn't bested by a girl and her dog. The girl fainted when he got close, where as Huan, the great and mighty hound of Valinor, attacked Sauron from behind while Sauron was under the influence of drowsy-dust from Luthien's cloak. So Huan had on his side both the initial upper-hand as well as the fact that he was fated not to lose, plus Sauron was in a different form than usual which had to be slightly awkward. And "lucky" with the Numenoreans? Ha! Try brilliant and evil. That was a masterpiece. And his ring was genius! Remember- Frodo DID NOT DESTROY THE RING!! He couldn't! No one could willingly do so! The only reason Sauron got destroyed was divine intervention essentially- setting up the perfect situation where someone would rolls eyes trip and fall into the cracks of doom. __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

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04-08-2010, 02:45 PM	#1
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	Sacrilege ? All right,you. Tell Feanor to stop going after my Olwe!

04-15-2010, 06:09 AM	#2
Eorl of Rohan Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Seoul, South Korea Posts: 602	Come on. How is Olwe's obsession with his plankwood Swanships any different from that of Feanor with his Silmarils? The Kinslaying was his fault as well as that of Feanor. Leastways Silmarils sparkle prettily.