ME jokes and funny stories

[Morsul the Dark]

Originally Posted by Morsul the Dark

Here is my super-sad joke
how many dwellings can two hobbits make by themselves?
one
(two halflings make a whole) hahahaha i tried

I like this joke still

[Pitchwife]

Originally Posted by Morsul

Here is my super-sad joke
how many dwellings can two hobbits make by themselves?
one
(two halflings make a whole) hahahaha i tried

You know what, this is subtler than it looks - all you have to do is read it aloud!

[The Might]

Another funny one I just found with StumbleUpon, and it happens to again be Gandalf and the balrog... seems this is all that most people remember.