WW LLXVIII: Yar Har Har and a Bottle o' Rum

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

Have y'ever been on th' land, Nerwen? Ye speak like ye were born a' sea!

Aye, I were weaned on rum an' hard tack, ye lubber!

Originally Posted by Eönwë

An' ye were up early. Did ye see a sign o' th' fishmen when ye awake from yer rum-sleep in yer cabin? Or p'r'aps ye be one o' them. Arr! D'I see a bit o' barnacle on yer face, ye scurvy dog?

Scurvy dog yerself, to be a-castin' of aspersions on a lady's complexion!

[Nerwen]

Happen, though, there be summat in yon "Rule o' Three".

By which I be a-signifyin' th' old seaman's yarn that when there be bloody murder done at sea (an' that be common as lice along o' we gentlemen o' fortune) one o' th' first three as pipes up will be one o' them as did the deed.

Aye, I reckon I'll be keepin' a weather eye on ye an' young Blind Guardian.

EDIT:typos.

[Inziladun]

Originally Posted by Nerwen

So, Cap'n Paranoia be still among the livin'? I'd a reckoned them swabs o' fishmen would send he to Davy Jones afore ye could say "Shiver me timbers!"

Arr, I be thinkin' the same thing. Th' las' time I were on a ship w' mutineers that were th' first thing they did.

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Aye, I reckon I'll be keepin' a weather eye on ye an' young Blind Guardian.

So, ye think that 'un be one to watch, do ye? Arr, ye all need a good weather eye on ye.

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Inziladun

So, ye think that 'un be one to watch, do ye? Arr, ye all need a good weather eye on ye.

Belay that talk! Ye're another on' em, like enough.

[Rikae]

Rule o' three, eh? I reckon that means I can post now, an' odds are, I'm as human as the four of ye.

'tis odd that Nerwen should be castin' suspicion on th' Guardian o' th' Blind, when it's this Eonwe fellow seems th' most false and tricksy o' the lot. It looks like 'e talks just so as he can say he did.
Thar be two more people who look e'en worse. First is Macalaure - me know that yon Likedeeler has been hangin' around and watchin', but hasn't bothard t' speak up, and e's creepy when e's quiet. I'd like to hear more from ye, Mac, an' the rest o' the crew as well.
The other is wifewife, for not knowin' a wife's duty is not t' bar her husband from piracy, but t' sign him up for it.

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Rikae

Rule o' three, eh? I reckon that means I can post now, an' odds are, I'm as human as the four of ye.

Arr, says you!

Originally Posted by Rikae

'tis odd that Nerwen should be castin' suspicion on th' Guardian o' th' Blind, when it's this Eonwe fellow seems th' most false and tricksy o' the lot. It looks like 'e talks just so as he can say he did.

Nay, lass, I were a'suspicionin' o' the pair on 'em.

Originally Posted by Rikae

Thar be two more people who look e'en worse. First is Macalaure - me know that yon Likedeeler has been hangin' around and watchin', but hasn't bothard t' speak up, and e's creepy when e's quiet. I'd like to hear more from ye, Mac, an' the rest o' the crew as well.
The other is wifewife, for not knowin' a wife's duty is not t' bar her husband from piracy, but t' sign him up for it.

Aye, wifewife be a bad 'un. But belike she be too much on a landlubber fer this lay.

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Aye, I reckon I'll be keepin' a weather eye on ye an' young Blind Guardian.

That Blind Guardian a bi' suspicious if ye ask me. 'e sleeps when 'e should be awakin'. Maybe 'e be tired from a night o' killin'. An' th' same goes fer t'others that're still asleep as well. They should all be wakin' by now.

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Nay, 'tis goin' dry as gives Cap'n th' horrors.

But why is the rum gone?

[Nerwen]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

That Blind Guardian a bi' suspicious if ye ask me. 'e sleeps when 'e should be awakin'. Maybe 'e be tired from a night o' killin'. An' th' same goes fer t'others that're still asleep as well. They should all be wakin' by now.


But why is the rum gone?

The rum? Gone? What scurvy dog be a'drainin' of the rum?!

...Arr, ye main near took the wind out o' my sails, ye swab. Ye're on a wrong tack, lad. I were a' sayin' Cap'n be brimful o'rum, so we can be a-trustin' his deadlights.

[autume98]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

That Blind Guardian a bi' suspicious if ye ask me. 'e sleeps when 'e should be awakin'. Maybe 'e be tired from a night o' killin'. An' th' same goes fer t'others that're still asleep as well. They should all be wakin' by now.

I'm awake, I'm awake already. i jus' can't help tha' I love my sleep.

Originally Posted by Eönwë

But why is the rum gone?

What?! This is not good! I needs me rum!

edit: x-ed with Nerwen

[Glirdan]

Originally Posted by Eonwe

An' th' same goes fer t'others that're still asleep as well. They should all be wakin' by now.

*Hiccup* Oi, ye scurvy dog!! *Hic* Some of us needs our beauty res so we don't look like ye in th' mornin'!!

*Hic* As for all this suspicion ye all be throwin 'bout. Methinks tis too early to tell much, but I seem to remember this here "Rule of Three" that th' little Ms. Nerwen seems to be prattling about. Me eyes be watchful on those three for sure as the hair on me feet, one will be a murderous dog....fish, whatever they may be. *Hiccup*

[Inziladun]

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Belay that talk! Ye're another on' em, like enough.

Nay, I be no Fishman, tho' only my death'd prove it to ye, no doubt.

Originally Posted by Rikae

'tis odd that Nerwen should be castin' suspicion on th' Guardian o' th' Blind, when it's this Eonwe fellow seems th' most false and tricksy o' the lot. It looks like 'e talks just so as he can say he did.

Originally Posted by Eönwë

That Blind Guardian a bi' suspicious if ye ask me. 'e sleeps when 'e should be awakin'. Maybe 'e be tired from a night o' killin'. An' th' same goes fer t'others that're still asleep as well. They should all be wakin' by now.

Arr, so Nerwen be suspectin' Blind Guardian, Rikae be thinkin' ill o' that Eönwë, and Eönwë hisself be agreein' w' Nerwen abou' Blind Guardian? Somethin' here cu'd be a might fishy, says I.

[Eönwë]

Originally Posted by Inziladun

Arr, so Nerwen be suspectin' Blind Guardian, Rikae be thinkin' ill o' that Eönwë, and Eönwë hisself be agreein' w' Nerwen abou' Blind Guardian? Somethin' here cu'd be a might fishy, says I.

I be thinkin' that Blind Guardian goin' t' sleep in th' mornin' is fishy.

[Blind Guardian]

Originally Posted by Eönwë

I be thinkin' that Blind Guardian goin' t' sleep in th' mornin' is fishy.

But it's nighttime here in rl I have to sleep

[Rikae]

BG, if ye'r not drunk, I'm thinkin' that's a reason t' lynch yer! T'aint natural r' even 'uman, says I.

[Blind Guardian]

Ima here, Ima here 'n th' suspicions on me already. Darn finally an ordo. Vote me off on Day one! Nonesence! Ye liars! I say lynch th' lot 'f ya! 'm I th' only one that isn't drunk? Yea! Lynch all 'f ye, save the rest of us from horror! *pet the captins parrot*