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11-25-2010, 05:21 PM
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Animated Skeleton
Join Date: Oct 2010
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...said, I want a divorce!!!...
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12-02-2010, 09:10 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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...which gave Melkor an idea...
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12-04-2010, 10:52 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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...that Gollum could possibly be...
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12-05-2010, 08:43 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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...Varda's new love interest. But...
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12-05-2010, 10:03 AM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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...Galadriel got jealous and told...
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12-05-2010, 11:07 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2004
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....Celeborn that she fancied Gimli....
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12-05-2010, 04:01 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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So they decided on pink since Haldir LOVED shocking pink.
But Haldir also loved sparkles when singing "Goodbye Yellow Brick..." But he wished he could sartorially dress better than Galadriel who was not happy with Sauron's sexy eyelash(es?) from E-Bay; so she conspired to steal Varda's eyelashes after returning to Lothlorien and stealing Galadriel's dress. This really ticked off Varda, who was counting on a sexy gown for the party Manwe held for the Valar every last Twelvtyth of Foreyule. Fortunately the Valar drinking game consisted of guzzling large quantities of wine everytime someone said "Gollum's weird strange-coloured weeds" or "weedy Gollum's strangely weird weeds". While at the party their habbit to sniff all the time made Varda dizzy and sleepy (Sniff sniff yawn yawn Varda). After pouring antihistamine laced merlot nothing made sense to them, especially how Gollum and Galadriel had managed to have offspring who built the Prancing Pony and smoked pipe weed often. But Manwe's hangover next day had a very interesting effect when Varda got disgusted and said, "I want a divorce"!!! Which gave Melkor an idea that Gollum could possibly be Varda's new love interest. But Galadriel got jealous and told Celeborn that she fancied Gimli ...and was eloping to Aman.
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