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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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Well, the Mouth of Sauron couldn't bloody well have a conversation like...
MoS: I am the Mouth of...ahem. Gandalf: Beg pardon? The Mouth? The Mouth of whom? MoS: You know. Aragorn: Ummm...I am afraid we don't. MoS: Oh come on! Him -- you know -- HIM! Gandalf: You are not being very clear. MoS: You know, the Big Guy. Aragorn: Is he referring to a Troll? Gimli: Could be. Troll's need someone to speak for them. Legolas: Aye, they are very inarticulate. MoS: No, no, no! I am the Mouth of Sssssss...of Sssss...oh damn! Gandalf: Sssss? Pippin: Sam! Gimli: No! What would a Hobbit need with another mouth? They have one too many already! Gandalf: This is getting us nowhere. What we need is someone who can speak for Sauron. Pippin: Why, can't he speak for himself? MoS: Sighs...
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