Questionable thread titles - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Eönwë · 12-07-2010, 10:48 AM

I'm no da Vinci, but... I am a renaissance artist.
Tolkien puns But let's see how fast he runs. Mwahahaha!
Do you live with someone from Middle-earth? What, you mean those Hobbits in my garden?
Middle Earth Dating Service Sign me up!
Fantasizing Am I?
Seeing Tolkiens World in todays landscapes... Well they definitely are...
Middle-Earth Essence An essential ingredient of Lembas.
The Future of the Downs More grass.
If each member of the Fellowship was a food.... Which would kill you first?
If Lord of the Rings had been adapted as Anime... Less people would've watched it.
Math in LOTR Science in The Hobbit.
How do ya get a degree in Tolkienology? At the Barrow-Downs University.
Potatoes Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew
Pack your bags and go! Ok! Ok! I'll leave.

Nerwen · 12-08-2010, 05:47 AM

THE BOOKS AND ARE THEY COMPLICATED –NOT AS COMPLICATED AS TURNING OFF THE CAPSLOCK!

Oliphaunt preferences -- self-explanatory –Uhhhh???

Do the books reuin the movies? Curse that Tolkien! He reuined everything!

Am I the only one here who finds this picture of Frodo dusterbing? –No. I, too, am dusterbed.

I have the One Ring –Shhhh! Someone might–

*snarls* My precious..... I GOT IT! Anyone else out there? *dead silence*

Whats the shortest time youve taken to read Lotr –O.5 seconds. Heck, it's only four letters, after all.

Where do hobbits come from? –Mummy and Daddy hobbits.

The 10th Fellowship member? –Mary Sue, you mean?

Does Hobbit-Toss figure in anywhere? –The next movie?

Re: the "...hire a hitman...?" thread ???

Nerwen · 12-08-2010, 09:08 AM

I think... I am going, to kill someone –Oh, you're the hitman! Dear me!

Galadriel55 · 12-08-2010, 05:31 PM

Wow, Nerwen, these are great! I love your suggestions! (especially the 0.5sec and the dead silence ones!

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Middle Earth? Arda? Ea? where, when, and how I got there

Nerwen · 12-12-2010, 08:15 AM

A selection of headlines from the now-defunct Isengard Times

Saruman Ring-maker –Marvel at our Fearless Leader's skill!

Saruman the Good

greatest of the maiar –Choose the right answer in our Readers' Quiz for the chance not to die horribly!

Regarding Gríma and Éowyn –a special feature, by G. Wormtongue.

Eowyn essays –an ongoing series, –by G. Wormtongue.

More than just Uruk-Hai –by Uglúk.

Orcs, more important than we think? –by Uglúk.

Half-man half-orc men –Why they rule, by the Squint-eyed Southerner.

How do ents die –pictures on page 3!

Radagast a slacker?

Are elves stupid ?

gandalfs past –Find out what he has to hide!

Gandalf - geat or a joke of a wizard?

Gandalf a Madman?

Celeborn the little Sucker

galadriel is evil?

Aragorn and his issues

Clueless Sauron?

The pitiful Sauron

alatar · 12-21-2010, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Nerwen

Half-man half-orc men

– and the women who love them.

Great lists, Nerwen. You're making these titles even funnier!

Galadriel55 · 01-09-2011, 10:12 AM

I see Middle-earth Really? Where?

12-07-2010, 10:48 AM	#1
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,928	I'm no da Vinci, but... I am a renaissance artist. Tolkien puns But let's see how fast he runs. Mwahahaha! Do you live with someone from Middle-earth? What, you mean those Hobbits in my garden? Middle Earth Dating Service Sign me up! Fantasizing Am I? Seeing Tolkiens World in todays landscapes... Well they definitely are... Middle-Earth Essence An essential ingredient of Lembas. The Future of the Downs More grass. If each member of the Fellowship was a food.... Which would kill you first? If Lord of the Rings had been adapted as Anime... Less people would've watched it. Math in LOTR Science in The Hobbit. How do ya get a degree in Tolkienology? At the Barrow-Downs University. Potatoes Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a stew Pack your bags and go! Ok! Ok! I'll leave. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

12-08-2010, 05:47 AM	#2
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	THE BOOKS AND ARE THEY COMPLICATED –NOT AS COMPLICATED AS TURNING OFF THE CAPSLOCK! Oliphaunt preferences -- self-explanatory –Uhhhh??? Do the books reuin the movies? Curse that Tolkien! He reuined everything! Am I the only one here who finds this picture of Frodo dusterbing? –No. I, too, am dusterbed. I have the One Ring –Shhhh! Someone might– snarls My precious..... I GOT IT! Anyone else out there? dead silence Whats the shortest time youve taken to read Lotr –O.5 seconds. Heck, it's only four letters, after all. Where do hobbits come from? –Mummy and Daddy hobbits. The 10th Fellowship member? –Mary Sue, you mean? Does Hobbit-Toss figure in anywhere? –The next movie? Re: the "...hire a hitman...?" thread ??? __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

12-08-2010, 09:08 AM	#3
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	I think... I am going, to kill someone –Oh, you're the hitman! Dear me! __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

12-08-2010, 05:31 PM	#4
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,493	Wow, Nerwen, these are great! I love your suggestions! (especially the 0.5sec and the dead silence ones! ) Middle Earth? Arda? Ea? where, when, and how I got there __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

12-12-2010, 08:15 AM	#5
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Time for yet another themed post! A selection of headlines from the now-defunct Isengard Times Saruman Ring-maker –Marvel at our Fearless Leader's skill! Saruman the Good greatest of the maiar –Choose the right answer in our Readers' Quiz for the chance not to die horribly! Regarding Gríma and Éowyn –a special feature, by G. Wormtongue. Eowyn essays –an ongoing series, –by G. Wormtongue. More than just Uruk-Hai –by Uglúk. Orcs, more important than we think? –by Uglúk. Half-man half-orc men –Why they rule, by the Squint-eyed Southerner. How do ents die –pictures on page 3! Radagast a slacker? Are elves stupid ? gandalfs past –Find out what he has to hide! Gandalf - geat or a joke of a wizard? Gandalf a Madman? Celeborn the little Sucker galadriel is evil? Aragorn and his issues Clueless Sauron? The pitiful Sauron __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

01-09-2011, 10:12 AM	#7
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,493	I see Middle-earth Really? Where? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

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