WW LXXXVIII: What Lies in the Dark (Game Thread)

[Feanor of the Peredhil]

Originally Posted by phantypants

Psh, I know the baddies will lie. Everyone will lie other than Sam in a manner, as no one but him honestly tried to cure someone, so they'll just be making it up.

I never lie. Never.

I should like to first register my complete indifference to most of the rules of this particular game.

Here are the rules I shall be playing under:

The Doctor is obviously a phony, or xe'd have used xer sonic screwdriver by now. Therefore we can't rely on the nimwit saving us, therefore let's ignore the role entirely. There is no Doctor.

Shelob must be either Wilwa, Lhuna, Lottie, or Nerwen. Henceforth, I shall refer to all of them as Shewa, Shena, Shetie, and Shewen.

Since all of the animals in the park have been specifically engineered to be female, it is fair and rational to guess that all of Shelob's spawn is also female. (I looked under their skirts.)

However, in the event of life finding a way even in the midst of gender identity crisis, I shall not vote today for the first person to tell me - in layman's terms - what automictic parthenogenesis is, and how it relates to the phantom, who I won't be listening to, because his advice always takes too long to follow.

Savvy?