WW XC: Lord of the Rings 2: The Quest For More Money

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Shaken and disturbed after finding Zil's corpse, the cast disposed of the body in one of the bottomless pits.

"So who'd want to kill Zil?" Galadriel55 wondered.

"They were either threatened by him or wanted to make people say 'kill Zil' beacause it rhymed," Sally said.

"Somehow, I don't think rhyming was the motive here," Foley said.

"Zil suspected Bom," Boro pointed out.

"Oh, not this again," Bom said.

"He also suspected McCaber," Eomer said. "Let's kill him."

"Or we could kill Galadriel55," Shasta said.

"Or Bom, I liked that idea," Tum said.

"No, seriously," Eomer said. "Kill McCaber."

"Oh, fine," Eonwe said, picking up a rock. "McCaber it is."

McCaber looked between Eonwe and his rock and Eruhen, who'd taken a step forward threateningly, and tried to pull a Gandalf - he stepped backwards off the edge of the bottomless pit and fell. But unlike Gandalf, no Eagle came to catch and save him.

"...hey," Boro said, "that was in my script."

"Are you a murderer?" Foley yelled down after him.

"No!" McCaber called up, his voice growing fainter. "I was as ordindary as it gets for an actor of my caliber."

Starring

Tum as Frodo
Foley as Sam
Sally as Merry
Eomer as Pippin
G55 as Fredregar Bolger
Shasta as Legolas
Eruhen as Gimli
Eonwe as Boromir
Boro as Gandalf
Bom Tombadillo as Tom Bombadil
Nerwen as Galadriel

Dead

Lottie as The Director
Glirdy as Glorfindel the Ordo
Zil as Elrond the Ordo
McCaber as Aragorn the Ordo

Night 3 has begun. Send in your various picks.