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08-16-2011, 08:37 PM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines]
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ArdaCup.com Stats Report 10: The Finals
Bracket:
 Power Ranking - Per Game Statistics: 
The Power Ranking is based on the aggregate of offensive and defensive ranking--the lower the aggregate, the higher the rank. Ties are broken by a) better final rank in the standings; and b) better goal differential. The offensive ranking is based on the average number of goals scored by the teams per game. Ties are broken by a) greater average number of shots made on target per game; b) greater average number of shots made per game; and c) better final rank in the standings. The defensive ranking is based on the average number of goals allowed by the teams per game. Ties are broken by a) least average number of shots allowed on target per game; b) least average number of shots allowed per game; and c) better final rank in the standings. Final Standings  Phantasy Numbers - Top Performers: GOALS 8 Túrin (Doriath) 5 Arien (Valinor) Ancalagon (Angband) 4 NogWolf (Tol-in-Gaurhoth) Fëanor (Lothlórien) Húrin (Doriath) Eönwë (Pelóri) NerWolf (Tol-in-Gaurhoth) Hador (Hithlum) ASSISTS 5 Beleg (Doriath) 4 Maeglin (Anfauglith) Elros (Westernesse) Thuringwethil (Angband) Sauron (Wilderland) Eöl (Doriath) Varda (Pelóri) 3 Túrin (Doriath) NogWolf (Tol-in-Gaurhoth) PhantomWolf (Tol-in-Gaurhoth) Curufin (Hithlum) Míriel (Valinor) Nerdanel (Valinor) Lúthien (Doriath) InzilWolf (Tol-in-Gaurhoth) GOALKEEPER
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08-17-2011, 03:31 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
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Last of EAisticle for this year!
It has been discovered that the owner and publisher of EAisticle is the same person who got a certain place in the Phantasy Football competition. We stalked her all Day... day long, waiting for her to finish playing Werewolf already so that we could interview her. When we finally caught her, we bound and gagged her and threatened to dump her in evil mayo if she doesn't answer our questions.
And she didn't. But then we realised that we gagged her, so we took out the gag. This is what the conversation looked like: Reporter: Galadriel55, isn't it? G55: Miss Galadriel55, you snaga. Reporter: Oh whatever. What is your final standing in the Fantasy Phootball? G55: It's Phantasy Football. Reporter: Oh whatever. What is your final standing? G55: My final is not standing. It is sitting. Reporter: Whatever! How did you finish? G55: I didn't finish! I'm not done with them yet! Reporter: I don't care! What place did you get? G55: Third. Reporter: ...Third? G55: Last. Reporter: So third or last? G55: Third last. Reporter: ...Whatever. At this point, a corrsepondent came running from the pitch with new news. He handed us a piece of paper where we read all the truth about our boss. Reporter: It says here that you are on the Werewolves' team. Are you? G55: Am not! What a way to accuse people! I'm an ordo! Reporter: But you are! You're on the T-I-G team. And yet you predicted that Doriath will win the finals. Is that right? G55: There's only one final, and it's sitting! Reporter: Yes, we heard that already. But we want to find out something else. We have a hutch - just the teensiest suspicion - that you purposely let your team down to get those prediction points. Is that true? G55: Prediction points are always true if you predict the right thing. Reporter: No, I meant, is it true that you subtly stopped your team from winning to get those prediction points? G55: What? How DARE you suggest that?! You're the wolf! Lynch him! Reporter: ...Whatever. G55: That's it! You're fired! And you're not allowed to publish this issue! I forbid you! At this point we decided that we don't need any more information, so we thought it's high time to dump her in evil mayo. But since we couldn't find any, we just let her go. We still published the interview, but we were fired and we couldn't do anything about that. We are now looking for a place to work with The Downer. If there will not be any such, we will work there illegally. _____________________________ Thank you for reading! 
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08-18-2011, 03:44 PM
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Beloved Shadow
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: The Stadium
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Finalist exit interviews....
Our MESPN reporters managed to get some quotes from various finals participants over the past couple days. Here they are for your reading pleasure.
************ MESPN: Hey, Ancalagon- congrats on beating Pelori. Ancalagon: Thanks. We really wanted that one. MESPN: What was your favorite thing in or about the match? Ancalagon: I love that my various relations got to see it. Most places won't let dragons watch, but with this magic hill here they found a nice perch where they could view the whole thing. MESPN: Have you thought about next year yet? Ancalagon: Not really, but no need. I can't see any reason why things would need to change for me. ************ ************ MESPN: Thuringwethil, I'm with MESPN- nice playing. Thuringwethil: Thanks. I was rather fabulous, wasn't I? MESPN: What did it mean to you to beat Pelori? Thuringwethil: It wasn't nearly so important to me as Morgoth, Ancalagon, Ungoliant, and the Balrogs. I've always been more about the smaller battles in Beleriand than the grand scale conflict. MESPN: Does that mean you may look for a team that better fits you next year? Thuringwethil: I'm not set on it, but leaning that direction. All the training and bunking in Angband is a bit claustrophobic for me. I'd prefer someplace where I can stretch my wings more often. MESPN: All right, we wish you luck. ************ ************ MESPN: Manwe, MESPN here. Any words to your supporters? Manwe: Events unfolded as we knew they would. MESPN: Okay- any changes for next year? Manwe: Indeed, yes. I have foreseen that entire teams will be scattered, and new teams will emerge, and that there will be no games played in the Blessed Realm. MESPN: So, you don't plan to have a team next year? Manwe: That is not what I said. ************ ************ MESPN: Excuse me, Namo! MESPN, here- Namo: Yes, I knew you'd show up. MESPN: Well right. Could you clarify some statements from your captain, Manwe? Namo: I can only confirm everything he has said. MESPN: Well, what about Pelori's roster then? Will you bring back the same team? Namo: No. No team is safe from this off-season. I have divined that we will lose at least a third of our team. MESPN: Any names? Namo: Important ones. ************ ************ MESPN: Hey, NogWolf, do you have any final words about the tournament? NogWolf: We fell short, I'm sorry to say. But we had a great run. MESPN: Your squad has been solid every year. What's the secret? NogWolf: Good team spirit, strategy, and experience together. And of course this year our new and improved Werewolf forms. MESPN: There have been rumors that you will not be allowed to compete in these forms again, as they have been judged unnatural and too stiff a competitive advantage. NogWolf: What happens will happen. No matter what we'll be back competing to the fullest. ************ ************ MESPN: Hey, Thingol! Elwe: Hello! Splendid tournament, wasn't it? MESPN: Yes, you guys were fantastic. Elwe: We had a diverse soup of strengths and talents, and everyone was committed to hard work and team play. So naturally we did well. That's what it takes! MESPN: So- greatest team of all time? Elwe: Oh, I can't say that definitively. The dawn of time Utumno and Valinor squads were rather strong. And during my lifetime Angband had a couple amazing teams, as did Mithrim, Gondolin, and Nargothrond. And of course that Union of Maedhros team was spectacular. But I think we could give anyone a fight. MESPN: So, is it a repeat next year? Elwe: We'd love to, but we're hearing there is going to be a major reformation next year with salary crackdowns. If the rumors are true I'm not certain we can keep this team together. MESPN: Well then, better enjoy this one to the fullest then? Elwe: Absolutely! I'll be partying all month! ************ ************ MESPN: Turin, MESPN news. Was this your best season ever? Turin: It was very good, but I'm not certain if it eclipsed Arda Cup XXXVII with Nargothrond. But this team might be better. MESPN: Elwe spoke of salary difficulties next year. Have you heard about that? Turin: Yes, yes, it's too bad, but something needed to be done to even things out competitively, so I'll just roll with it. MESPN: Any idea about where you'll be next season? Turin: Well, I am a bit homesick, so I'll certainly be looking for a chance to go back to the north if the offer is right. But if Doriath pays me best, I might just stay here. MESPN: What about your dad? Turin: Well yes, if he sticks around I'll be more likely to. We've talked about it and we'd love to play together again, wherever we end up. ************ ************
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