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Old 03-21-2012, 02:40 PM   #1
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Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.Galadriel55 is lost in the dark paths of Moria.
Phact: the phantom has a pH of inphinity.

Phact: the phantom knows how much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck can chuck wood.

Phact: ...I'm not telling you this secret!
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Old 04-18-2012, 11:20 AM   #2
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Uruk's Bane has just left Hobbiton.
Phact: The Phantom can cut off ANYONE's head, no matter how high off the ground it stands.
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Old 05-22-2012, 03:52 PM   #3
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1420! True story.

There was once a man who wanted to impress the phantom.

Inviting the phantom to a tennis court, he told the phantom that he can play tennis--on his own.

And so he did. After serving, he ran around the net, stopped on the other side of the court, and hit a return. Running again, he returned to his original side of the court and returned his own return.

the phantom was indeed impressed. He applauded the man.

Using only one hand.

Phact.


I don't get it.
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Old 05-28-2012, 09:16 AM   #4
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Good one, Nilp!

Phact: TP can get an interview from a mountain. Been done, been proved. (See yesterday's issue of The Downer.)
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