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05-25-2012, 03:29 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
Posts: 2,515
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How would one acquire an orc army?
Simple. One merely needs a Platinum Uruk Business Visa card. Don't leave Orthanc without it...
Spawning pits: $5172.63 Human flesh: $6.95 per pound Voice lessons: $15.00 per hour An army of 10,000 Orcs? Priceless!
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