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Nerwen · 09-01-2012, 12:44 AM

The Moon! What Moon?! That one. Up in the sky. See?

Are you a better person? –Than you? Definitely!

Feanor Self-Important? –Nah, he was a model of humility. Everyone knows that.

Female Nazgûl??? –Well, I was "Khamûlia" in a WW game once. Does that count?

Is there any hope of redemption ...? For us? Nope, we're all hopeless geeks.

Nerwen · 09-05-2012, 05:31 AM

Why don't personality tests have *all* the characters in them? –I mean, who *wouldn't* want to write a quiz with several hundred possible results?

The seven dwarves? –Latest changes to the "Hobbit" production!

The Link between Tolkien, Peter Pan, and Star Wars... –Ah, I believe that would be "hand-amputation".

Are Sauron and Jabba related? –Probably, knowing the Star Wars EU...

Melkor and Sauron's goal –What are you talking about? They weren't even on the same team in the Arda Cup!

Was the One Ring destroyed? –No. No, no, no, no, no. This absolutely definitely did not happen. Why do you ask?

Half-orcs? Redeemable? –Only half of them.

Where did all the goblins go? "♪ ♫...Long time pa-assing... Where did all the goblins go...? Long time ago..."

Were hobbits originally entwives? –I think I'll let this one speak for itself.

Inziladun · 09-11-2012, 02:27 PM

legolas's hair:

Sam devoured it in Ithilien! Oh..never mind. Bloody homonyms.

Inziladun · 09-11-2012, 08:45 PM

Ask a stupid question:

Did the Brandybucks take their name from inebriated deer?

Inziladun · 09-27-2012, 06:07 PM

Taters to Taters II:

The terrifying sequel, now playing at the Hardbottle 16! Also known as The Gamgee Horror.

Galadriel55 · 09-29-2012, 09:47 AM

Hobbit concerns.... How to steal mushrooms from Maggot's yard without being caught by his dogs?

Mithalwen · 10-01-2012, 08:59 PM

What did Boromir do in Rivendell? He came, he saw, he did a little shopping?

09-01-2012, 12:44 AM	#1
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	The Moon! What Moon?! That one. Up in the sky. See? Are you a better person? –Than you? Definitely! Feanor Self-Important? –Nah, he was a model of humility. Everyone knows that. Female Nazgûl??? –Well, I was "Khamûlia" in a WW game once. Does that count? Is there any hope of redemption ...? For us? Nope, we're all hopeless geeks. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

09-05-2012, 05:31 AM	#2
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Why yes, I'm bored... *Why don't personality tests have all* the characters in them?** –I mean, who wouldn't want to write a quiz with several hundred possible results? The seven dwarves? –Latest changes to the "Hobbit" production! The Link between Tolkien, Peter Pan, and Star Wars... –Ah, I believe that would be "hand-amputation". Are Sauron and Jabba related? –Probably, knowing the Star Wars EU... Melkor and Sauron's goal –What are you talking about? They weren't even on the same team in the Arda Cup! Was the One Ring destroyed? –No. No, no, no, no, no. This absolutely definitely did not happen. Why do you ask? Half-orcs? Redeemable? –Only half of them. Where did all the goblins go? "♪ ♫...Long time pa-assing... Where did all the goblins go...? Long time ago..." Were hobbits originally entwives? –I think I'll let this one speak for itself. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

09-11-2012, 02:27 PM	#3
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	legolas's hair: Sam devoured it in Ithilien! Oh..never mind. Bloody homonyms. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-11-2012, 08:45 PM	#4
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Ask a stupid question: Did the Brandybucks take their name from inebriated deer? __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-27-2012, 06:07 PM	#5
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Taters to Taters II: The terrifying sequel, now playing at the Hardbottle 16! Also known as The Gamgee Horror. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

09-29-2012, 09:47 AM	#6
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,495	Hobbit concerns.... How to steal mushrooms from Maggot's yard without being caught by his dogs? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

10-01-2012, 08:59 PM	#7
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	What did Boromir do in Rivendell? He came, he saw, he did a little shopping? __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

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