Predictions about The Hobbit: The Desolation of Smaug - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Lalwendë · 01-01-2013, 02:51 PM

In homage to those who still use the word attercop, all the spiders in Mirkwood will be voiced by famous Lancastrians such as Peter Kay, Christopher Eccleston, Mark E Smith, Maxine Peake and Jane Horrocks. The webs will be made of Man U scarves and their poison of old Greenhalgh's mild left over from the 1972 Preston Guild. The company will escape by cunningly claiming to be Yorkshiremen, at which point the attercops will chase them off in disgust.

Bilbo is also going to ride a spider while Stan Lee appears in a cameo as a elf.

01-01-2013, 02:51 PM	#13
Lalwendë A Mere Boggart Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: under the bed Posts: 4,737	In homage to those who still use the word attercop, all the spiders in Mirkwood will be voiced by famous Lancastrians such as Peter Kay, Christopher Eccleston, Mark E Smith, Maxine Peake and Jane Horrocks. The webs will be made of Man U scarves and their poison of old Greenhalgh's mild left over from the 1972 Preston Guild. The company will escape by cunningly claiming to be Yorkshiremen, at which point the attercops will chase them off in disgust. Bilbo is also going to ride a spider while Stan Lee appears in a cameo as a elf. __________________ Gordon's alive!

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