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Hannah Burrows · 10-20-2000, 03:53 PM

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Ah these are all good quotes but I hear nothing of Bilbo on the eyries,

Dwalin: And besides, eagles aren't forks!
Bilbo: Oh no, not a bit like storks-forks, I mean!

Ah, let's see (leafs through The Hobbit quickly) Ah ha!
In Beorn's house,
Bofur:Get up lazybones, or there will be no breakfast left for you!
Bilbo: Breakfast! Where is breakfast!
Dwarves: Mostly inside us.

Glion: As soon as I clapped my eyes on the little fellow bobbing and puffing on the mat, I had my doubts. He looks more like a grocer than a burglar!"
Then Mr. Baggins turned the handle and went in. The Took side had won. He suddenly felt he would go without bed and breakfast to be thought feirce.As for <i>little fellow bobbing on the mat</i> it had almost made him really feirce.

" In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit . . . " That's where it all began.</p>

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10-20-2000, 03:53 PM	#11
Hannah Burrows Animated Skeleton Join Date: Oct 2000 Posts: 40	<font face="Verdana"><table><TR><TD><FONT SIZE="1" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Animated Skeleton Posts: 37</TD><TD></TD></TR></TABLE> Love it all Ah these are all good quotes but I hear nothing of Bilbo on the eyries, Dwalin: And besides, eagles aren't forks! Bilbo: Oh no, not a bit like storks-forks, I mean! Ah, let's see (leafs through The Hobbit quickly) Ah ha! In Beorn's house, Bofur:Get up lazybones, or there will be no breakfast left for you! Bilbo: Breakfast! Where is breakfast! Dwarves: Mostly inside us. Glion: As soon as I clapped my eyes on the little fellow bobbing and puffing on the mat, I had my doubts. He looks more like a grocer than a burglar!" Then Mr. Baggins turned the handle and went in. The Took side had won. He suddenly felt he would go without bed and breakfast to be thought feirce.As for <i>little fellow bobbing on the mat</i> it had almost made him really feirce. " In a hole in the ground there lived a hobbit . . . " That's where it all began.</p>