Thranduil as Lady Gaga

[Faramir Jones]

Originally Posted by Inziladun

I'm sure he afterward blamed it on the Dorwinion wine, or a "vast, Noldor-wing conspiracy" from Galadriel to humiliate him and allow for Lórien to take over in Mirkwood.

Tolkien did say, 'I have never heard what happened to the chief of the guards or the butler'; so perhaps there was a cover up, the King pointing out that as they all messed up in this matter, no one should speak of it again.