It's your day! Happy Birthday! - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

Galadriel55 · 12-25-2016, 07:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Pitchwife

Happy Winter Solstice, Hanukkah, Birthday of Sol Invictus, Season's Greetings... Whatever floats your one-horsed wooden sleigh. (Or two-horsed. Or multi-reindeered. Or huskied, rocket-propelled, levitating by mindpower... anything.

)

Propelled forwards by constant coughing and sneezing? It is the season.

But I guess held aloft by hopes of the end of the cold epidemic.

Happy holidays everyone!

Morthoron · 12-25-2016, 08:36 AM

THE GOBLINS SINGING CAROLS AROUND A WELL- LIT TREE

O crispy tree, O crispy tree,
Burnt dwarves atop thy branches!
O crispy tree, O crispy tree!
Burnt dwarves atop thy branches!

It reeks of scorching wizard's beard,
But in the warmth we'll still find cheer.
O crispy tree, O crispy tree,
Burnt dwarves atop thy branches!

No use to chop to get our crop,
They're sure to drop before they pop!
O crispy tree, O crispy tree!
Burnt dwarves atop thy branches!

-AND LATER-

Gandalf roasting on an open fire,
A Dwarf beard singed beneath his nose.
Hobbit feet burning up in the pyre,
And Orcs await the afterglow -
Everybody knows -
That turkey tastes like Hobbit toes,
Or chicken fingers fired just right.
'Tater-tots and mushrooms I'm told
Are perfect sides for Baggins tonight.

***Mithadan*** · 01-01-2017, 10:34 AM

Happy Birthday Belegorn!

Galadriel55 · 01-01-2017, 03:06 PM

Seconded! Happy birthday Belegorn!

Pitchwife · 01-02-2017, 05:36 AM

Thirded! Happy Belegorn birthday!

12-25-2016, 08:36 AM	#2
Morthoron Curmudgeonly Wordwraith Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits Posts: 2,515	THE GOBLINS SINGING CAROLS AROUND A WELL- LIT TREE O crispy tree, O crispy tree, Burnt dwarves atop thy branches! O crispy tree, O crispy tree! Burnt dwarves atop thy branches! It reeks of scorching wizard's beard, But in the warmth we'll still find cheer. O crispy tree, O crispy tree, Burnt dwarves atop thy branches! No use to chop to get our crop, They're sure to drop before they pop! O crispy tree, O crispy tree! Burnt dwarves atop thy branches! -AND LATER- Gandalf roasting on an open fire, A Dwarf beard singed beneath his nose. Hobbit feet burning up in the pyre, And Orcs await the afterglow - Everybody knows - That turkey tastes like Hobbit toes, Or chicken fingers fired just right. 'Tater-tots and mushrooms I'm told Are perfect sides for Baggins tonight. __________________ And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

01-01-2017, 10:34 AM	#3
*Mithadan* Spirit of Mist Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Tol Eressea Posts: 3,396	Happy Birthday Belegorn! __________________ Beleriand, Beleriand, the borders of the Elven-land.

01-01-2017, 03:06 PM	#4
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,509	Seconded! Happy birthday Belegorn! __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

01-02-2017, 05:36 AM	#5
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	What I tell you three times is true Thirded! Happy Belegorn birthday! __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

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