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10-26-2017, 08:09 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Gandalf finally found the opportune moment to yell "Boo!".
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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11-13-2017, 03:17 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2005
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It was that moment when Gandalf the Istar became Gandalf the Astaire.
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"Loo, what sholde a man in thyse dayes now wryte, 'egges' or 'eyren'?" - Caxton, Eneydos
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11-14-2017, 03:13 AM
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Odinic Wanderer
Join Date: Sep 2005
Location: Under the Raven banner, between tall Odin and white Christ!
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Bilbo's attempt of becoming The Shire's top Crooner was constantly being undermined by Gandalf's jazz hands.
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11-29-2017, 08:55 PM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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Bilbo: So I slip off my cloak like this...?
Gandalf: No, no, no! ALL the clothes come off at once!
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But all the while I sit and think of times there were before
I listen for returning feet and voices at the door |
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12-07-2017, 09:59 PM
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Curmudgeonly Wordwraith
Join Date: Jun 2007
Location: Ensconced in curmudgeonly pursuits
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"Bilbo, give Radagast his robe back, it doesn't fit you!"
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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision. |
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11-24-2018, 06:08 PM
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Blossom of Dwimordene
Join Date: Oct 2010
Location: The realm of forgotten words
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Rereading another thread with "bad translator" movie captions, and came across this. You know what, how can I refuse. We even have a first caption! (original caption: ...that Saruman will unleash)
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~~~ Gandalf: And then we call the Eagles to take your army, horses and all, and get them to carry you four fifths of the way there! ~~~ G: The palantir told me I was the 10th user and won a million silver pieces, so I gave it your credit card number!
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You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera |
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11-26-2018, 05:35 PM
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Gruesome Spectre
Join Date: Dec 2000
Location: Heaven's doorstep
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"I assure you Théoden, there are indeed talking trees, and my cousin Radagast has not been having me try his new mushroom hybrids."
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