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Morthoron

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Morthoron is a guest of Galadriel in Lothlórien.

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Originally Posted by Rhun charioteer

You'd have to prove you were reincarnated and that the past life was you and if you couldn't do that, your suit would be dismissed.

In addition, in your previous life you had to have pushed a Balrog off the side of a mountain. It's in the legal code.

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And your little sister's immaculate virginity wings away on the bony shoulders of a young horse named George who stole surreptitiously into her geography revision.

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