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Urwen · 04-24-2019, 02:28 PM

Did you see this thread, by the way?

Urwen · 04-27-2019, 01:20 PM

Idril:
Now, what in Eru's name are you two doing?

Meleth:
Ah, oh....Um....you see....We're in love.....

Idril:
[suddenly screaming]
Get away from him, Meleth!

Meleth:
I am a grown Elf-maiden. You do not tell me what to do.

Tuor:
[arrives and stands beside Idril]
Hey, remember that time when I broke thy arm? With a wrench?
[grabs something out of thin air]
Specifically, this wrench.

Idril:
......

Maeglin:
......

Tuor:
[oblivious]
And then I threw thou off a cliff for good measure. Good times, that.

Maeglin:
..........

Idril:
Tuor, I love you, I truly do, but you're making this worse.

Eol:
[comes up from behind Maeglin]
On the contrary, princess. He is making things better. For me.
[approaches Tuor and slings an arm around his shoulder]
So you fulfilled my curse, eh? Come along, then. I've gotta hear all about that one.....
[Eol drags Tuor away for a chat]

-x-

Beleg:
[sulking]

Thingol:
All right. Whatever's got your panties in a twist can't possibly be worse than all the sh1t we've had to experience.

Beleg:
You don't understand. I've lost my partner, the person I've had a crush on for whole 25 years.

Thingol:
That's a mere fraction of Elven lifespan. When you're reincarnated, you'll find someone new.

Beleg:
There won't be anyone else but Turin. There isn't anyone in the world like Turin. And he is gone beyond the Circles of the World, and so I'll never see him again.

Thingol:
Quit your whining. It doesn't suit you. I have lost my daughter and my son-in-law, and my grandchildren, and all of my descendants. Your loss is nothing compared to what I went through.

[To be continued]

Urwen · 04-27-2019, 04:22 PM

Did you like this one? I want to know whether I should continue this or not.

Urwen · 04-28-2019, 02:22 AM

Please?

Galadriel55 · 04-28-2019, 08:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urwen

Did you like this one? I want to know whether I should continue this or not.

Do it if you like doing it. Inevitably some people are gonna like it and some are gonna dislike it. Do what you feel like doing on this thread.

Urwen · 04-28-2019, 08:30 AM

That's not really an opinion on this thing, but okay.....

Urwen · 04-28-2019, 03:51 PM

I guess no one is commenting on this anymore....

Huinesoron · 04-29-2019, 08:51 AM

I think the wrench joke is really good, and both Idril's 'you're making this worse' and Eol's 'so you fulfilled my curse?' really amuse me for some reason. Beleg and Turin... yeah, I can see that (though you'd think Thingol would have learnt by now that Elves with crushes on Mortals can and will go to the ends of the world for them - and beyond...).

I'd like to echo what Galadriel said: if you want to write this, go for it! The thread is here, and you are getting readers, even if we don't comment instantly. (You're also inspiring certain fanficcy thoughts of my own... ehehehe.)

(Also, Urwen, the forum tells me your PM box is full; if you clear some space I can send this message across to you.)

hS

04-24-2019, 02:28 PM	#1
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	Did you see this thread, by the way? __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia. Last edited by Urwen; 04-24-2019 at 02:40 PM.

04-27-2019, 01:20 PM	#2
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	Idril: Now, what in Eru's name are you two doing? Meleth: Ah, oh....Um....you see....We're in love..... Idril: [suddenly screaming] Get away from him, Meleth! Meleth: I am a grown Elf-maiden. You do not tell me what to do. Tuor: [arrives and stands beside Idril] Hey, remember that time when I broke thy arm? With a wrench? [grabs something out of thin air] Specifically, this wrench. Idril: ...... Maeglin: ...... Tuor: [oblivious] And then I threw thou off a cliff for good measure. Good times, that. Maeglin: .......... Idril: Tuor, I love you, I truly do, but you're making this worse. Eol: [comes up from behind Maeglin] On the contrary, princess. He is making things better. For me. [approaches Tuor and slings an arm around his shoulder] So you fulfilled my curse, eh? Come along, then. I've gotta hear all about that one..... [Eol drags Tuor away for a chat] -x- Beleg: [sulking] Thingol: All right. Whatever's got your panties in a twist can't possibly be worse than all the sh1t we've had to experience. Beleg: You don't understand. I've lost my partner, the person I've had a crush on for whole 25 years. Thingol: That's a mere fraction of Elven lifespan. When you're reincarnated, you'll find someone new. Beleg: There won't be anyone else but Turin. There isn't anyone in the world like Turin. And he is gone beyond the Circles of the World, and so I'll never see him again. Thingol: Quit your whining. It doesn't suit you. I have lost my daughter and my son-in-law, and my grandchildren, and all of my descendants. Your loss is nothing compared to what I went through. [To be continued] __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

04-27-2019, 04:22 PM	#3
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	Did you like this one? I want to know whether I should continue this or not. __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

04-28-2019, 02:22 AM	#4
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	Please? __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

04-28-2019, 08:30 AM	#6
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	That's not really an opinion on this thing, but okay..... __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

04-28-2019, 03:51 PM	#7
Urwen Spirit of Nen Lalaith Join Date: Feb 2010 Location: Meneltarma Posts: 5,408	I guess no one is commenting on this anymore.... __________________ Tuor: Yeah, it was me who broke [Morleg's] arm. With a wrench. Specifically, this wrench. I am suffering from Maeglinomaniacal Maeglinophilia.

04-29-2019, 08:51 AM	#8
Huinesoron Overshadowed Eagle Join Date: Nov 2017 Location: The north-west of the Old World, east of the Sea Posts: 3,957	I think the wrench joke is really good, and both Idril's 'you're making this worse' and Eol's 'so you fulfilled my curse?' really amuse me for some reason. Beleg and Turin... yeah, I can see that (though you'd think Thingol would have learnt by now that Elves with crushes on Mortals can and will go to the ends of the world for them - and beyond...). I'd like to echo what Galadriel said: if you want to write this, go for it! The thread is here, and you are getting readers, even if we don't comment instantly. (You're also inspiring certain fanficcy thoughts of my own... ehehehe.) (Also, Urwen, the forum tells me your PM box is full; if you clear some space I can send this message across to you.) hS

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