FOTR-movie-script

[Daniel Telcontar]

At the bridge of Khazad-dum, everyone is waiting for the balrog. then a voice says:
Er... does any of you guys have a lighter? The wind from the chasm keeps putting me out.
Director: cut!

At Loth-lorien, the fellowship is moving around in the woods and have still not met the elves.
Gimli: I have the eyes of a hawk and the ears of a fox. For instance, behind that bush is five elves hidden, waiting to jump up and surprise us.
Director: cut!

Later in Loth-lorien, they are listening to the elves singing.
Merry: Is that about Gandalf? What are they singing?
Legolas: No no, it's an old drinking song. It says: Booze, cigarettes and naked...
Director: cut!

At Amon Hen, the uruks have kidnapped Merry and Pippin.
Aragorn: We will not abandon Merry and Pippin to torture.
Gimli: Yes! No wait, my rheumatism has come back. I need five minutes.
Director: cut!

That's all I could come up with right now. But a good topic! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]