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06-11-2003, 04:07 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: May 2003
Location: Amongst the Ferns: New Zealand
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Aragon:How many time times have I told you, not to put baking soda on the chicken curry.
Boromir:Ah.... 378 times. I am sorry, couldn't help myself. You know what I'm like around chicken. Aragon:and look what you've done to Gimli, it's going to take us hours to get him out of that tree. You know he's afraid of heights. Boromir:*sniffles a tiny sob* I'm sorry it will never happen again.
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06-11-2003, 10:07 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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The best picture of Aragorn, right here:
 Heh heh heh...you'l never catch me doing the Wave for Boromir the Disco King...
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06-11-2003, 10:10 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: UK
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hee hee... Theoden hasn't noticed his missing sword yet....
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06-11-2003, 01:46 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Up a tree.
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Aragorn: Hehehehehehe, Theoden doesn't know what I'm about to do with Snowmane...
Theoden: Aragorn, you know I'm psychic and can read your thoughts! Aragorn: Darn...!
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06-11-2003, 04:29 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Upstairs
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Aragorn:Oh look! A pretty flower!!
Theoden:Uhm, Aragorn... you're about to walk into that wall... *Aragorn walks into the wall* Thedoen: Don't say I didn't warn you... Aragorn:...ow... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: Mippin ]
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One by one the penguins come and take away my sanity!™ Beware the Tie-fondler and the Tree-fondler!!!!™ Oh man, that's Lofty™ |
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06-11-2003, 04:32 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Arizona; feel the burn....
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Aragorn: *serene sigh* "Oh, I'm so happy. I just saved money by switching to Geico."
Théoden: *thinking* "What the heck is he doing? Doesn't he know he's standing in the middle of the trail?! Get out of the way!" *crunch* (No, I'm not highly annoyed by most Geico commercials. Why do you ask?) [ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: Wolvaurynomir ]
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For Gondor and the fallen... bub! ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco king! |
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06-11-2003, 04:45 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Upstairs
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 I was asked what was with the tree-fondler... after I had shown the tie-fondler (yes, 'tis I...the former ElenCala Isil) well... here you have it... the Tree-Fondler... I'm sure you can think of some caption for this
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One by one the penguins come and take away my sanity!™ Beware the Tie-fondler and the Tree-fondler!!!!™ Oh man, that's Lofty™ |
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06-11-2003, 04:47 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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Aragorn one:
Aragorn: *sings* Oh, there's nothing halfway, about the Iowa way, to treat you when we treat you which we may not may not may not do at all... Theoden: What the... ~Menelien Edit: Dominic one: Dominic: Yes Billy, I can hear you in there... no, I won't help you get out. [ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]
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06-11-2003, 04:52 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: my computer chair, being smothered by my impossibly large cat
Posts: 93
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Dom: Stupid sticky sap....
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06-11-2003, 05:02 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Immersed in a Good Book
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Dom: I thought that PJ decided that Old Man Willow wouldn't be in the movie...
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06-11-2003, 09:38 PM
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Pile O'Bones
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: Arizona; feel the burn....
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Dom's attempts at trying to pick out the sounds of marching orc feet like Aragorn seem to be coming along quite nicely....
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For Gondor and the fallen... bub! ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath! Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King! Eat squid for Boromir the Disco king! |
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06-12-2003, 04:06 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Next Sunday A.D.
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The Aragorn one: Ohhh, I wish I were an oscar meyer wiener...yes that is what I'd really like to beeee...for if I were an oscar meyer wiener...then everyone would be in love with meeee...
Theoden: Everyone IS in love with you! Boo hoo hoo!
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06-12-2003, 07:23 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Oh, Oddwen!
Dom takes his love of Treebeard a bit too far.
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06-12-2003, 09:24 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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There've been 6 replies, I think we can take the next picture now... I think...
 *stares up at airplane* What *is* that thing? Ehrm... okay, I'm running out of ideas, don't mind me. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ~Menelien
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06-12-2003, 11:07 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
Posts: 470
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He is one of the newly discovered midget race. This is a picture of one glaring at Frodo after he almost stepped on him. That should give you an idea of how tall they are.
[ June 12, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7 |
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08-12-2002, 03:21 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In front of a computer
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Crazy Captions!!
Okay, this is a simple game of captions, here's what you do: just look at the picture that's been posted and think of a caption for it. Every so often I'll post a new picture, and anyone else can post a pic. Here's the first one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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08-12-2002, 03:35 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Crawled in a dark corner
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"listen frodo, don't mock sam for his interior decorating, this candle holder would look very nice next to your table!"
i know, not very funny.
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"It's not stupid, it's advanced!" -Invader Zim |
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08-12-2002, 03:43 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: witney, oxfordshire
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'Well, you should have gone before we left Rivendell!'
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08-12-2002, 03:48 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: On the edge of the world I'll roam and the home of the wolf will be my home.
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Merry: "What do you mean, 'it doesn't have enough candles'?!?! You'renot even Jewish!"
Sam: "C'mon, I said give up the unleavened bread!" Pippin: "That's lembas." Sam: "Smart aleck."
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-What is it about the Green ones?- "...they fell under the dominion of the One, and they became Ringwraiths... This one just got a little too gamma ray happy." |
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08-12-2002, 04:53 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Mithlond
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Sam: I'll have you, Long- oh, wait, wrong room. Hey! Is that a goose-down comforter? I've always liked those. . .Hey guys, I'll catch up to you in a second.
Okay, so I'm no comedian, but I tried!
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08-12-2002, 05:11 PM
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Night In Wight Satin
Join Date: May 2000
Posts: 4,043
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That's right! All you gotta do to win this here fancy chandelier is guess what Sam has in his hands. (2) Merry: If you want some of this, you'll have to come through Sam! Sam: What!? (3) Pippin: Doon't look now, boot I think Sam's hairr is on fier.
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08-12-2002, 09:25 PM
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World's Tallest Hobbit
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Where the view is long
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Legolas, " Ai Ai!! A Balrog is come!"
Gandalf, " And I am already weary. Ummm, Sam you take him." Sam, "Yes Mr. Gandalf sir. I'll have you Balrog!!!"
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'They say that the One will himself enter into Arda, and heal Men and all the Marring from the beginning to the end." |
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08-13-2002, 11:08 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: witney, oxfordshire
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Sam 'Oops, I left my bow downstairs, Merry, shove that candlestick up his nose'
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08-13-2002, 12:09 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
Posts: 314
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Karate classes for Sam: $200
Solid oak chair for Pippin: $50 Standing in front of a Ranger with a sword while bearing only a candlestick: Priceless There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Middle-earthCard.
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08-13-2002, 12:23 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor
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Pippin! I said a cross! Vampires aren't scared of tridents!
Nyuk nyuk nyuk....
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08-13-2002, 02:42 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: Buckland
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Hehehe! I like the Middle-Earth card one...hehe unfortunetly I don't have a very good sense of humor so...
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Pippin and Merry rule! -- Lissenen ar' maska'lalaith tenna' lye omentuva! |
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08-13-2002, 03:50 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In front of a computer
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Lol, those are good!
Merry: That guy's taller than I thought he was! Sam: Enough talk! Fight now! I am the Crouching Hobbit, the Hidden Dragon! Heya! (I know that was lame...) Shall we do another pic? 
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya! |
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08-13-2002, 04:28 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him
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Okay, here's my lame attempt.
Legolas: Yes! This is exactly how you play 'Duck Duck Goose'! My turn! Frodo: But Legolas, you're in the mud pot. Legolas: Awwww, anyone out there wanna trade? And another! Gandalf: Okay, its a new game I call 'Spear'. We try to stick as many of you Orcs on a sword in one thrust, and whoever gets the most wins! Yet another! Orcs: Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down! Merry: Stoppit! Augh! So dizzy... Pippin: CAlm down, Merry, they're only dancing! You don't have to scold them! Seriously, you're like my dad! *starts crying* Aragorn: Great Merry, you killed Pippin! Boromir: He's not dead, he's just crying. Aragorn: Shut uuup! *fwaps Boromir* [ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ]
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"Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you? |
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08-13-2002, 04:46 PM
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Sword of the Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Washington State
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You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out! You put your right foot in and you shake it all about!
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08-13-2002, 05:14 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
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Do you ever just have one of those days...
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08-13-2002, 08:22 PM
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Ghastly Neekerbreeker
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: the banks of the mighty Scioto
Posts: 1,751
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Picture One:
Sam: One Potato, two potato, three potato, four... Picture Two: The Fellowship of the Rave. |
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08-13-2002, 09:25 PM
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Cornus Caliga
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Five-hundred-twenty-five thousand, six hundred minutes from here
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Elanor, forgive me. I am stealing your mastercard idea.
Light-up staff: $2.00 Authentic set of bows and arrows: $150 Patterns for sweet medieval halloween costumes: $30 Being the center of attention at your first halloween night rave: priceless There's just some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Frodocard.
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08-13-2002, 10:42 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Nov 2001
Location: Toronto the Good
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To borrow from Douglas Adams -
Legolas: We’re trapped now, aren’t we? Gandalf: Errrrr…yes, we’re trapped. Frodo: Well, didn’t you think of anything? Gandalf: Oh, yes, but unfortunately it rather involved being on the other side of the Bridge of Khazad-dûm - far away from this army of Orcs all around us. Sam: So what happens next? Gandalf: More orcs will crawl down these mighty stone columns and then we'll be attacked by a Balrog and we’ll die in about thirty seconds. Aragorn: So this is it. We’re going to die. Gandalf: Yes…except…No! Wait a minute, what’s this door to a secret escape tunnel? Aragorn: What? Where? Gandalf: No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all. Aragorn: You know it’s at times like this, when I’m surrounded by goblins with 4 hobbits, an elf, a dwarf, a forgetful wizard and a guy who wants us to use the Enemy's Ring, and about to die of horrible wounds in a fierce battle that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young. Gandalf: Why, what did she tell you? Aragorn: I don’t know, I didn’t listen. Gandalf: Huh! Terrific.
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08-14-2002, 08:52 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him
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2 things, both to Lostgaeriel. 1: Heehee, hilarious. 2: I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THE LAST PART OF YOUR SIGNATURE!!! IT'S FROM THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!!!!! I'M CURRENTLY READING THE BOOK! MOOAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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"Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you? |
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08-14-2002, 03:33 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: witney, oxfordshire
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'Are those swords? or are you just pleased to see us?'
or 'Go go gadget staff' Not feeling very imaginative tonight. |
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08-14-2002, 06:35 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Crawled in a dark corner
Posts: 369
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BACK FANGIRLS, BACK!!
ok, im dissapointed in myself too.
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08-15-2002, 12:33 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: In front of a computer
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Lol, those are good! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Next pic! 
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Do not meddle in the affairs of Robin Headstrong, for she is quick to anger and knows karate. Kya! |
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08-15-2002, 12:37 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Inu-Yasha's home, next to him
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Sam: Frodo! I've got wonderful news!
Frodo: Tell me. Now. Sam: There's food here! Frodo: Really? YAYAY! *jumps up and does Irish jig* I realize that that was lame, but bah.
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"Feeling like a freak on a leash, feeling like I have no release. How many times have I felt diseased? Nothing in my life is free, is free.... Sometimes I cannot take this place, sometimes it's my life I can taste." - Korn 'Freak on a Leash' Who are you? |
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08-15-2002, 02:01 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Mar 2002
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My lame attempt:
Sam: Wake up! Wake up! Santa left a whole bunch of presents! Frodo: Woohoo! Hey, Gandalf, get up! We want to open our presents! Gandalf (asleep in chair): *grumble, grumble* Stupid hobbits, never give you a moment's rest... [ August 15, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]
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