You know you're obsessed with LOTR when ...

[Sapphire_Flame]

Could you amplify a bit, please Helka?

Heh, I looked up what he said, Bekah, and I don't think you want to know. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[the guy who be short]

i learnt it on recorder and keyboard! neh!

[SilverEmbers]

Your obssesed with lotr when-
~You start to think in elvish~
~ you insult people in elvish~
~you freak out whenever the keebler elves appearon tv("THOSE ARENT ELVES! THERE MUTANT GNOMES OR SOMETHING!")
~ Your pets are named merry, pippin, frdod, same, eowyn, aragorn and gollum~
~Your asked to say grace at christmas and you pray to elbereth instead of god (oopsie)
~your friends call you the elf girl~
*guilty of all of the above lol,*

[Arafangwen]

~You're sick and are convinced that Elrond is coming to help you

~You're convinced that since Elrond has not come, he must be sending Legolas in his place to make you feel even better [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~At the doctors office, he askes you what's wrong and you reply "I am wounded, and I shal never heal." You get some really weird looks from that one

*guilty [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *

[Helkahothion]

Heh, I looked up what he said, Bekah, and I don't think you want to know. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I could do worse [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

~you punch down people for calling Gimli a viking-guy. *guilty*

~You keep repeating during Harry Potter and the chamber of secret's that Dobby os not a real elf*guilty*

~You claim to know more about Lotr that the entire school does*guilty, but at my school that claim is easely made, since their are no other Tolkien lovers that go as far as me.

~You write Lotr names on you're school bag with typex.*guilty*

[Sapphire_Flame]

I could do worse [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

I know. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] I did get that translated, BTW. Try Sindarin insults next time; they're harder to find translations for.

~You're obsessed when, for your final solo in choir you sing May It Be or In Dreams.

~When, after the above performance, you get offended when nobody knows what the song is from.

*guilty of both the above...*

[Bekah]

I do the Dobby one. Also I got really irritated all through the Faerie Queene. It was a compulsory read-aloud, and Mum seemed to delight in emphasising the 'and that elfin knight...' Grrr! St. George just ain't no elf.

You're obsessed when, for your final solo in choir you sing May It Be or In Dreams.

That I should be so lucky!! We're doing horrible music at choir right now. And I don't get to do solos. (Mind you, only two other woman get to do those.) [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

I drove my whole family crazy by playing those two songs and Aniron and then singing with them, all the while taping the result.

Which wasn't very good. [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

Cheers,

~ Elentari II

[Sapphire_Flame]

We're doing horrible music at choir right now.

I'm sorry, Bekah. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I lucked out with this, because my teacher said we could pick any song we wanted for the final. I assure you, though, that I can sympathize with having to sing crappy music. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[Elennar Starfire]

When you find out that supergluing your ears into points is not a good idea.

Try rubber cement! you have to hold it for a while, but it is probably much easier to undo than superglue.

[Sapphire_Flame]

I believe it!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ElenCala Isil]

I learned to play the bridge of Khazad-dum and Lothlorien on the organ and piano.. ehh may it be too!

*You start spouting off random lines from the book and/or movie for no good reason* *Guilty... very very guilty [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *

[Elennar Starfire]

When you read this topic and go "guilty... guilty... guilty... gonna try that...guilty..." [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[Helkahothion]

When you read this topic and go "guilty... guilty... guilty... gonna try that...guilty..."

Hahaha, I could not agree more.

[polices]

I am completle guilty of every single charge! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[ElenCala Isil]

yes..
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[ May 18, 2003: Message edited by: ElenCala Isil ]

[Tinuviel the Nightingale]

When you run up to every single twisted old tree, scream "Treebeard!" and throw your arms around it.

[Arafangwen]

*You have a manditory doctors appointment in 15 minutes and the office is an hour away and guess where you are [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Sapphire_Flame]

When you read this topic and go "guilty... guilty... guilty... gonna try that...guilty..."

"guilty...guilty...gonna try that...guilty...guilty...guilty...why are all you people spying on me?..." [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Arafangwen]

*You have decided that "The Road Goes Ever On and On" is the only song to sing on horse back

*Movie night is now LOTR night

[Helkahothion]

why are all you people spying on me?..."

*puts goggles away*

Sorry I was just checking if yous started translating and proofreading yet. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~you poke trees in the forest until they move.

~beckon a white horse to carry you to Rohan.

[Sapphire_Flame]

Helka, check your PM's!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[Arafangwen]

*You have decided that cutting your hair is a very bad idea because the elves have long hair and you want to be an elven maiden

*You have begun to walk toe to heel so as to appear more graceful

*You get so happy you almost faint when you are complemented on looking as an elven maiden

*Your LOTR obsessed friends refuse to let you talk about LOTR around them ever again

*You're convinced that you are the female reincarnation of Denethor(even though you don't belive in reincarnation)

*Every time you see someone propose on tv, you call out that the ring is not rightly theirs, and that it's your presciousssss

[Bekah]

*Every time you see someone propose on tv, you call out that the ring is not rightly theirs, and that it's your preciousssss.

Okay, that - that is scary!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I think you are obsessed even by the standards of a self-professed obsessed LOTR freak.

That kind of rhymes... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

~ Elentari II

[Rilwen Gamgee]

*Movie night is now LOTR night

Too true, too true... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[Annalaliath]

Your math instructor is named Golum and you can't contain yourself. but instead of blurting out what your thinking you write it all on your syllabus. Then you wonder why anyone would name their child that.. Then you realize he’s from southern Europe, and understand. Of course you could not understand him in class because of his heavy accent.

[ May 20, 2003: Message edited by: Annalaliath ]

[Tinuviel of Denton]

You shout "noro lim, Asfaloth, noro lim" when you're riding your bike up a tall hill (on my way to Rivendell and rehearsal for, of all things, The Hobbit!).

Speaking of the Hobbit, have I mentioned that the guy who adapted it should be shot? He made Bilbo kill Smaug, turned Elrond into a woman named Elfrida and Gandalf is and I quote "court wizard."

The directors get a leetle mad at me because I go absolutely ballistic at this one line Thorin says,

I'm going to start up a chain of sausage factories. Colonel Oakenshield Enterprises, the first with the Vurst!

I'm actually cast as Gandalf, and I fix lines to make them more like the book, I made my own staff, on which I'm going to paint Elvish runes in silver as soon as the director's friend finishes staining it.

Oh, yes, and in my computer class, for our finals, we have to do an animated movie, and guess what mine's about? LotR of course. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ May 26, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]

[Sapphire_Flame]

You know you're obsessed with LotR when, instead of signing "Have a great summer" in your friends' yearbooks, you write, "DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!!"

Quite guilty of this one, and there are now many extremely confused people wandering around my school... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Greetings, all!

[I'm quite new here so this'll be one of my first posts! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ]

Well here goes......

You know you're obsessed with LOTR when..
- You study and are actually becoming relatively good at Elvish (Sindarin *and* Quenya)

- You prefer saying "mae govannen" to "hi" and "namarie" to "bye"

- You think a compliment (on your dressing) is "you look very Elvish"

- You can really explain in detail to people about the histories of ME, LOTR characters and the Elvish language

- You start to infect others with your LOTR mania

- People remember you as the "Elf"

- You can write in more than one mode of Tengwar -- Quenya, Sindarin, Sindarin mode of Beleriand and English..

- You write your Elvish name on your textbooks in Tengwar

- When bored and falling asleep in class, you find scribbling in Tengwar helps keep you awake.

- You have a whole folder in your computer dedicated to Elvish and another dedicated to pics from the movies


I admit, I'm guilty of all of the above.
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[ June 03, 2003: Message edited by: Elwen Tinúviel ]

[Sapphire_Flame]

First thing: Welcome to the Downs, Elwen!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Second thing:

I admit, I'm guilty of all of the above.

And I am guilty of most of them. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Don't worry, you're among friends.

197 DAYS UNTIL ROTK IS IN THEATERS!!!

[ElenCala Isil]

Everytime you see a spider, you tell others by shouting out "Beware! The spawn of Ungoliant is upon you!!!"

instead of signing "Have a great summer" in your friends' yearbooks, you write, "DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!!"

Actually... I didn't write do the wave for boromir the disco king in yearbooks (just at the bottom of all my tests and worksheets etc. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )
I did however sign "I nyëni ëa or úr! Sí man?!" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[the guy who be short]

You have to do a powerpoint project on Trigonometry for your maths homework. The entire class is going to see this, and it may be posted on the net. You still sneak Gandalf and Saruman into there!

[Elvanui]

Ma Govanna, everyone!
I gave myself pointy ears with my sister's fake nail glue-she is now embarrassed of me. The hopelessly obsessed also:
*get a perm b/c of hobbits(done)
*write "Elves Rule!" in yearbooks(done)
*get weird urges to go outside and sing and dance under the stars
*get happy when people finally figure out that you are and Elf
*wear the LOTR outfit you made OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE!
*it is your heart's deepest wish be a loremaster and live in Riverdell (loremaster: almost, Rivendell, unfortunatly not)

[ElenCala Isil]

You have to do a powerpoint project on Trigonometry for your maths homework. The entire class is going to see this, and it may be posted on the net. You still sneak Gandalf and Saruman into there!

How did you know?!?!?!?!?!

[Samwise Gamgee]

Well - how about when you find yourself philosophising and writing essays "for fun" about Lotr

Also I look at Lord of the Flies and think - well - my friends could tell you what comes to my mind

[steve]

You definatly know your obsessed with LOTR when you have something to post on this topic

[Tinuviel of Denton]

I didn't have to do a powerpoint for a math class (Thank the Valar!!!) but I did make a powerpoint explaining the differences between real elves and annoying things like the Keebler "Elves" (I call them elfs, so as to not confuse the two.)

[raci]

-You save up £120 to pay for very overpriced rings from the movie in special presentation boxes then find out that the shop Forbidden Planet has run out of stock! You then proceed to throw crockery against the wall and have to give your parents all your savings to buy new plates (that last bit happened in my head so I didn't have to lose my cash)

-You think that all LotR fans should have a special country so that you will not have pesky time differences, be separated by miles and be stuck in a school that has an elf hating policy (need I go on?).

Helkahothion - my penfriend lives in Holland in a place called Den Dungen. Have you ever been to De Eftling (sorry can't remember spelling). She doesn't like LOTR though dammit!
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[ June 05, 2003: Message edited by: raci ]

[Sapphire_Flame]

*write "Elves Rule!" in yearbooks

*or you write "Hobbits Rule!" (that was my friend's sig for yearbooks this year. I got "Do the Wave!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

*wear the LOTR outfit you made OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE!

*waves hand enthusiastically in the air* Oo, oo, I do that!!!

~You're obsessed with LotR when you collect Yu-Gi-Oh!/Magic: the Gathering cards, and you have a specific pile for LotR-looking cards. (guilty; my Yugi-LotR cards get me interesting looks during Duels...,)

[Horse-Maiden of the Shire]

You know you're obsessed with LotR when:

-you carve "Frodo Lives!" into wet cement

-On the "Additional Comments" section on your survey you write "Fissh! Give us fissh! You keep nasty chips. Fissh!"

-At the beginning of Mississippi Burning (NEVER watch that movie EVER) you spaz because Brad Dourif is in it and you're like "OH MY GOSH WORMTONGUE!!! Mwehehehehe!"

[Tasslehoff_55]

ok maybe i don't watch the movie all thye time or calculate the Ml
But

4)You're really annoyed that the spell checker on your word processor flags "prrrrreecciiooussss" as wrong.

well, on almost all of my e-mails, to my friends, therteis a bit at the end about Z ,me, muttering something calling an exploded pen prreecciouuss(inside joke about the pen) and chanting somethin about killin filthy whiteses. my other claim to obsession is i watched the movie only once(!!!!!!) so far (TTT) and i know almost all of gollum's freaky lines to himself and near the end and stuff. that and i was so hyped iwanted to talk to my littler sister, 11, about changes to Faramir in movie and was very mad when told to shut-up. all the way home, 30 mins.
BUT I HAVE A CLAIM TO FAME PEOPLES!!!!

my best-friend married gollum, we made 2 entire stories about it and parts are incorporated into French assignments..... hahahahahaha!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] too bad i don't know any legolas fans so i could freak 'em. oh while you can't get it all in life. [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]