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Nehani · 08-12-2003, 04:16 PM

If it happened:

Saruman enters Mordor chasing Nazgul. The Nazgul bears the One Ring. They endup in front of Sauron.

Sauron: "Thank you Saruman,"

Saruman bows his head

Sauron: "Not you, we named the Nazgul Saruman."

The Nazgul smiles

Gotta love PotC!

Meneltarmacil · 08-13-2003, 12:37 PM

(on top of Orthanc)

SARUMAN: Embrace the power of the Ring... or embrace your own destruction!

GANDALF: There is only one who can bend it to his will, and he does not share power.

SARUMAN: Gandalf... I AM YOUR FATHER!

GANDALF: *jumps off* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!

Sauron 666 · 08-15-2003, 02:54 PM

How about combining A Clockwork orange with LOTR with Aragorn as Alex?

In Bree, he comes to Frodo

A: Well, hello there Frody-odo, I am your friend and faithful narrator, as well as your droogen leader. I am Arry-Aragorn, my peppy was Arathorny, and my big big big daddywaddy was Issillysildur. This, my fair droogies, is Narsilly, the sword that was like broken and cut the ringgy from sauronny. I'd offer my appy-polly-logies to him but he's too much of a millicent to listen to me. I can't wait to get it reforged, it really helps me get up for the old ultra-violence.

Rivendell:
A: How goes it Froddyodo? While you were like incapacitated like, me and Arwen, she's this real horrowshow debauchka, were doing the old in-out-in-out. those elvish debauchka's are real horrowshows.
*hopes moderators don't eddy this out*

Caradhras:
A: I viddy there's some Crebain from Dunnyland yonder.

At Hornburg, instead of parleying with the orcs he taunts them.

A: Hello, little Orcys, come and get one in the yarbles, that is if you have any yarbles thou foul cross breading vat of stinking cheap oil. Me and Andurilly are up for some horrorshow ultra-violence. You prestootniks are no match for me and my droogs.

I can picture Gimli as the perfect link to PR Derelect:

In Moria:
G: This is the mine of my cousin Balin, yes. Dug greedily and too deeply, yes. Durin's Bane they awoke, yes. This was the end of the line for Dwarves in Khazad-dum, yes.

etc

Sleepy Ranger · 08-15-2003, 03:02 PM

well if nobody minds im joining in.
This is from X-Men 2
this is just before Boromir dies.
Boromir sees that the orcs are aiming their arrows at him so he throws down his sword looks at them and yells"You wanna shoot me. Shoot me."

I know its not good but I couldnt help myself

Elennar Starfire · 09-09-2003, 08:52 PM

My sister came up with this, but she isn't here, so I get to post it, hah!

Legolas: *shoots cave troll several times*

Cave Troll: *looks at arrows* Who makes all these?

Lego: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day!

CT:You need to get yourself a girl, mate!
(etc)

Lego: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a cave troll, I can kill it!

yeah...that's all...

The Only Real Estel · 09-09-2003, 09:10 PM

At Bilbo's Party:

Frodo: "O no you don't!" (*tosses Sam into Rosie)
SLAP
Sam: "I'm not sure I deserved that!"

At the counicl of Elrond:

Elrond: "You are all bound to this fate, this one doom. You will unite or you will fall. Savvy?"

-and-

at the same place:

Frodo: "I will take the Ring to Mordor! Though...I do not know the way."

Gandalf: "I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins. You can't take the Ring into Mordor all by your onesie."

[ September 10, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

Elróthiel · 09-10-2003, 02:11 PM

When Saruman is looking into the palantir, he sees Frodo with his hair over his face, walking towards the edge of the palantir. Behind him is a well. Frodo comes out of the palantir. Saruman is freaked out, he crawls backwards, his nails falling out. Blood from his fingers is all over the floor.

Later:
Gandalf rushes into the room after looking for Saruman. (Its before he realized that Saruman was evil). Water is everywhere. He sees Saruman's chair turned around, and the owner is sitting in it. Gandalf turns the chair around, and...
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!!
A high girly shriek from Gandalf. Reason:
Saruman is dead, and his face is decaying, frozen in an exaggerated expression of fear. Mouth open wider than is natural, eyes rolled back in his skull, yellowing skin, and no fingernails.

Yup! That's from The Ring. I love that movie! I had to have Frodo play Samara, simply because it fits! They both have black hair and blue eyes! And they're both little!

Seven daaaaaaaayyysssssssssss.........
From
Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter Who Sees the Corruption of the World Today!

Everdawn · 09-12-2003, 02:13 AM

Well it seems everyone in the world has seen Pirates of The Caribbean but us Aussies, it opened in theatres yesterday!

Éomer: What business does a man, and elf and a dwarf have in the Riddermark, speak quickly!

Aragron: How about no scott..

Éomer: What?

Aragorn: You aint all that and a bag of potato chips...

Éomer: Fool

Aragorn: Dont go there girlfriend...

Ok that was bad. Lack of caffine, you must give me leeway.

Elennar Starfire · 09-14-2003, 03:02 PM

Backwards PotC:

Jack Sparrow trips and almost falls, but Will catches him by the beard.

Jack: Not the beard!

Eh... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

peonydeepdelver · 09-14-2003, 04:08 PM

LOL, Elennar! Did Jack Sparrow even have a beard? *ponders*

EDIT: Oh wait, yes he did. My bad. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[ September 14, 2003: Message edited by: peonydeepdelver ]

Sleepy Ranger · 09-15-2003, 06:16 AM

I have one
This is from League of extraordinary gentlemen.

When Gandalf catches Sam evesdropping(no idea about spelling)
Gandalf: Sam Wise Gamgee I want you to be clothed at all times.

ok it wasn't that good but I thought it was funny.

The Only Real Estel · 09-15-2003, 01:12 PM

Quote:

LOL, Elennar! Did Jack Sparrow even have a beard? *ponders*

Heh, make it by the little braids hanging down from his goatee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]. Good one Elennar...

Elennar Starfire · 09-15-2003, 09:18 PM

Credit for that one should go to Tymezennith, but since she rarely posts, I get to post all her ideas. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] She doesn't mind. I was walking her home, and was dressed as Jack Sparrow at the time that was thought up. Got sooo many weird looks for that... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Seriously, though, those beads are a little annoying. They kept hitting me in the face.

Sea Tiger · 09-16-2003, 04:59 PM

OK! Here's a few. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
It's near the end of TTT and the winged nazgul
has just missed grabbing Frodo at Gondor.
As the nazgul flies away he says,"I'll get you my pretty and your little ring, too!"

The Fellowship is at the entrance to Moria and Gandolf puts his on the door and says,"Open sasame!"

The Balrog is approching the Bridge of Khazad-Dum and Gandolf, standing on the bridge,shouts,"He who passes me, must answer me these questions three!"

Ok. Lame or not,that's all I could come up with. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
I might have some more later though.

elf-girl-63 · 09-17-2003, 01:33 PM

he he he. thought of another matrix one (hope hasnt already been said- skipped quite a few).

When Gandalf the White is unknown and Aragorn goes 'Who are you? Show yourself!' Gandalf replies 'Its the question that drive us'

hope u like! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 09-18-2003, 01:03 AM

Éomer: What business does a man, an elf and a dwarf have in the riddermark? Speak quickly.

Aragorn: Wasnt that scarcrow pointing the other way?

Legolas: My name is Dorothy, and this is my dog Toto.

Gimli: *pointing ot Legolas' shoes" And those are the ruby slippers.

Elwen_starmaiden · 09-25-2003, 06:08 PM

Ok, here's a Harry Potter one:

Gates of Moria:
*Gandalf gets frustrated and starts yelling* Alohomora! Alohomora!
Hermione: No no no, you're doing it all wrong, you're going to poke someone's eye out!

Different one of the same scene, from the Princess Bride:
*Gandalf gets frustrated*
Gandalf: Inconceivable!

Part in Lothlorien when Haldir finds them:
Haldir: You may pass through to Lorien once you come back with...A SHRUBBERY! One that looks nice, and not too expensive!

That's from the Holy Grail, I love that movie! I know these aren't that great but I like them [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Arothir · 09-25-2003, 06:44 PM

Movie Faramir questioning Frodo.

Frodo: Well Faramir, do you expect me to talk?

Faramir: No Mr. Baggins, I expect you to die!

Arothir · 09-25-2003, 06:49 PM

Christopher Lee played Scaramanga in the Man with the Golden Gun.

Saruman: Well Gandalf, it has come to a duel. Your old staff against my golden gun.

Theoden · 09-25-2003, 09:51 PM

In The Fellowship Of The Ring:
Pippin, Frodo, Merry and Sam are hiding from a Black Rider behind the tree stump and the Mission Impossible theme starts playing...
Then, as the Rider looks the other way Pippin throws the mushrooms and they explode
"Go Forrests, run!"

Oddwen · 09-26-2003, 09:14 AM

Scene: Caradhras.

Frodo: I'm so cold, I can't feel my hands anymore!

Sam: Oh, here, take these extra pair of gloves. My hands have been sweating.

Frodo: *deadly glare* You've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time????

Sam: Yeah. We are on Caradhras...

(Think Dumb & Dumber) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Airerûthiel · 09-26-2003, 10:13 AM

Legolas to the Orcs during Helm's Deep: 'Aye, avast!'

Éowyn to the Witch King: 'You like pain? Try wearing a corset.'

Aragorn to Elrond: 'There's one thing you're forgetting mate. I'm the Heir of Isildur, savvy?'

During the council of Elrond: 'Sauron. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A very long time.'

Merry and Pippin: 'We are the hobbits who say 'Ni!'

I thought they were funny at the time...can I add that I have spent the last two days under the influence of hot lemon drinks? That may explain the lack of comedy value in these...

Finwe · 09-27-2003, 10:59 PM

*in Moria right as all the Orcs are fleeing from the advance of the Balrog*

Boromir: What new devilry is this?

Gandalf: *concentrates* It is a Bunny, a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond your strength! Run!!!!

Legolas: *takes one look at the entrance to the chamber, shrouded in flame, with a huge shadow of a rabbit, and starts yelping* Ai! Ai! A Bunrog has come!

(I don't know what I was thinking. It's about 11:48 PM here, and I'm loaded with caffeine).

Arothir · 09-28-2003, 10:50 AM

If you've seen Empire Strikes Back...

Saruman apologized via palantir for losing at Helm's Deep

Sauron chokes him to death

Sauron: Apology accepted!

Everdawn · 09-29-2003, 05:26 AM

SCENE: Gandalf and Elrond speaking of the day men failed, in Rivendell.

With a little Spice form Chicago.

Elrond: I was there the day the strength of men failed.
Gandalf: Yeah? You and half of Chicago.

OK it was funny at the time...

Brinniel · 10-03-2003, 12:33 PM

Aragorn and Lurtz are fighting. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's arm.

Aragorn: I have cut off your arm and have won the fight. Now I will go.
Lurtz: Oh, no you won't. I still have my other arm to fight with.

Aragorn and Lurtz fight. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's other arm.

Aragorn: I have cut off your other arm. You can fight no more.
Lurtz: Na uh! I still have my feet to kick you with!

Lurtz begins to kick Aragorn. Argorn chops off a leg.

Aragorn: There! Now I have defeated you.
Lurtz: No, you haven't. I still have one leg left!

Lurtz attempts to kick Aragorn. Aragorn cuts off his last limb. Aragorn begins to walk off.

Lurtz: Where are you going? I'm not through with you! Come back and fight like a man!
Aragorn: But you've got no limbs left! I have defeated you!
Lurtz: No, you have not! I am Lurtz. I am undefeatable!

Aragorn shakes his head and walks away.

*~*

Well, it went something like that in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Meneltarmacil · 10-03-2003, 02:27 PM

Hey Brinniel! I already used that idea in Movie Bloopers Continued! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Oh well, here's another one.

Gandalf and the Three Hunters arrive at the Golden Hall.
HAMA: Give me your staff.
GANDALF: *waves hand* You don't need to take my staff.
HAMA: I don't need to take your staff.
GANDALF: *waves hand* We can go about our business.
HAMA: You can go about your business.
GANDALF: *waves hand* Move along.
HAMA: Move along. Move along.

Brinniel · 10-03-2003, 08:49 PM

Sorry about that. I haven't read that thread. But the idea's been in my head for months... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Everdawn · 10-04-2003, 10:15 PM

Some ones from Ned Kelly.

In Rohan.. Gandlaf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are on their horses ourside edoras.

Gandalf-...there dwells Théoden, king of Rohan, Do not look to be welcomed..
Legolas- If anyone can persuade an old man to share his daughter with three larakins like us, it'd be Aragorn."

Aragorn giving his speech on Helms Deep before the attack!
Aragorn: *in elvish* ..Give them no mercy for you shall recieve none! I am a widdow's son, outlawed! And my orderes must be obeyed!
Elves: ???

Meneltarmacil · 10-13-2003, 02:32 PM

From "The Princess Bride":

Elendil has just been killed.
ISILDUR: Father...
*looks up at Sauron*
ISILDUR: My name is Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
*Sauron breaks Narsil as Isildur reaches for it*
ISILDUR:*picks up broken sword*My name is Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
SAURON: Will you stop saying that?!?!
ISILDUR: My name is Isildur! You killed my father! Prepare to die!
*slices off Sauron's finger*

Pennthangeil · 10-13-2003, 04:46 PM

This is from "And Now for something copletely different" Please forgive me.

Aragorn: These armys have boys not old enough to fight.

Gimili: And those too old.

Legolas: And..

Small band of girly men: *marching* OO get her. Whoops. Ive got your number but you coudnt afford me, dear Two three..Il scratch your eyes out-

All: 0.o

Elennar Starfire · 11-26-2003, 11:56 AM

Eomer: How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead you will take your share of the treasure?

Grima: *as Eowyn walks by* Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

Everdawn · 11-26-2003, 04:33 PM

Quote:

Eomer: How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead you will take your share of the treasure?
Grima: *as Eowyn walks by* Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate.

He oh my go elennar that was good! *falls off chair**

Elennar Starfire · 11-27-2003, 12:56 PM

Inspiration has struck! Wow! I'm suddenly creative and maybe sometimes funny! Here's another one!

Gandalf: I release you from the spell.

Theoden/Saruman: Heheheheh...you have no power here, Gandalf Greyhame! Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you!

Maybe sort of obscure, but it's the Wizard of Oz.

Nimrothiel · 11-27-2003, 10:16 PM

Sea Tiger, I'd like to extend your Monty Python spoof.

*bridge in Moria*

Balrog: "He who would pass by me, must answer me these questions three; ere the other side he see."

Gandalf: "Ask your questions Balrog, I am not afraid."

Balrog: "What is your name?"

Gandalf: "Sir Launcelot of Camelot."

Balrog: "What is your quest?"

Gandalf: "To seek the Holy Grail."

Balrog: "What is your favorite color?"

Gandalf: "Blue."

Balrog: "Right, you can go then."

Gandalf: "Oh, uh, thank you."

He he, I'm sleepy from turkey but loaded with sugar. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Nilpaurion Felagund · 11-28-2003, 01:54 AM

Agent Smith: Wait, I remember this. I'm supposed to stand...here. And I'm supposed to say, "Give me the ring, Mr. Anderson."
What did I say? Wait, what have I said? What have I done? Mr. Anderson! Come back! A madness took me, but it has passed! Come back!

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod

Enorëiel · 12-02-2003, 09:09 PM

Hehe, These are great!!!! Not sure if this has been posted before (I'm too lazy to go back and read [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) but here you go:

Gollum upon first getting the ring:
I shall call it precious and it shall be mine, and it shall be my precious.

(Um... Finding Nemo?)

Tar-Alcarin · 12-02-2003, 09:19 PM

Isildur and Sauron Fighting

Sauron: Isildur, I am your father
IsildurL: NOOOOOOOOO
Lame, i know sorry. But I am like that after all [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ 10:22 PM December 02, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Alcarin ]

TealDude4 · 12-04-2003, 10:05 AM

This one is from Pirates of the Caribbean.

*********************

[Aragorn has been kinged and everyone is standing in the hall of Gondor, ready to depart, looking very sad. Pippin walks forward.]

Pippin: Well, I'm actually feeling rather good about this. I think we've all arrived at a very special place. Spiritually... ecumentiaclly... grammatically.

[He walks up to Elrond.]

Pippin: I just want you to know that I was rooting for you, mate. Know that.

[He starts walking toward the door. He stops and looks back.]

Pippin: Arwen!

[Arwen turns and looks at him.]

Pippin: It would never have worked between us, darling. I'm sorry.

[He pauses for a second.]

Pippin: Aragorn!

[Aragorn looks at him.]

Pippin: Nice crown.

Nilpaurion Felagund · 12-07-2003, 03:50 AM

This is quite silly...been bothering me for quite a while.

*Boromir is dead*
Aragorn: Be at peace! Minas Tirith shall not fall! *kiss*
*Boromir wakes up*
Legolas: He's the one...

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod the demented

08-12-2003, 04:16 PM	#1
Nehani Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Mirkwood (or something like it) Posts: 80	If it happened: Saruman enters Mordor chasing Nazgul. The Nazgul bears the One Ring. They endup in front of Sauron. Sauron: "Thank you Saruman," Saruman bows his head Sauron: "Not you, we named the Nazgul Saruman." The Nazgul smiles Gotta love PotC! __________________ "Been A Long Road To Follow, Been There And Gone Tomorrow Without Saying Goodbye To Yesterday..." "The Way Is Closed. It Was Made By Those Who are Dead. The Way is Closed."

08-13-2003, 12:37 PM	#2
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	(on top of Orthanc) SARUMAN: Embrace the power of the Ring... or embrace your own destruction! GANDALF: There is only one who can bend it to his will, and he does not share power. SARUMAN: Gandalf... I AM YOUR FATHER! GANDALF: jumps off NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

08-15-2003, 02:54 PM	#3
Sauron 666 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 59	How about combining A Clockwork orange with LOTR with Aragorn as Alex? In Bree, he comes to Frodo A: Well, hello there Frody-odo, I am your friend and faithful narrator, as well as your droogen leader. I am Arry-Aragorn, my peppy was Arathorny, and my big big big daddywaddy was Issillysildur. This, my fair droogies, is Narsilly, the sword that was like broken and cut the ringgy from sauronny. I'd offer my appy-polly-logies to him but he's too much of a millicent to listen to me. I can't wait to get it reforged, it really helps me get up for the old ultra-violence. Rivendell: A: How goes it Froddyodo? While you were like incapacitated like, me and Arwen, she's this real horrowshow debauchka, were doing the old in-out-in-out. those elvish debauchka's are real horrowshows. hopes moderators don't eddy this out Caradhras: A: I viddy there's some Crebain from Dunnyland yonder. At Hornburg, instead of parleying with the orcs he taunts them. A: Hello, little Orcys, come and get one in the yarbles, that is if you have any yarbles thou foul cross breading vat of stinking cheap oil. Me and Andurilly are up for some horrorshow ultra-violence. You prestootniks are no match for me and my droogs. I can picture Gimli as the perfect link to PR Derelect: In Moria: G: This is the mine of my cousin Balin, yes. Dug greedily and too deeply, yes. Durin's Bane they awoke, yes. This was the end of the line for Dwarves in Khazad-dum, yes. etc __________________ Ash Nazg Durbatuluk Ash Nazg Gimbatul Ash Nazg Thrakatuluk Arg Burzum-Ishi Krimpatul

08-15-2003, 03:02 PM	#4
Sleepy Ranger Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest Posts: 1,654	well if nobody minds im joining in. This is from X-Men 2 this is just before Boromir dies. Boromir sees that the orcs are aiming their arrows at him so he throws down his sword looks at them and yells"You wanna shoot me. Shoot me." I know its not good but I couldnt help myself __________________ And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007

09-09-2003, 08:52 PM	#5
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	My sister came up with this, but she isn't here, so I get to post it, hah! Legolas: shoots cave troll several times Cave Troll: looks at arrows Who makes all these? Lego: I do! And I practice with them three hours a day! CT:You need to get yourself a girl, mate! (etc) Lego: I practice three hours a day so that when I meet a cave troll, I can kill it! yeah...that's all... __________________ Don't let me die!

09-09-2003, 09:10 PM	#6
The Only Real Estel Raffish Rapscallion Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Far from the 'Downs, it seems :-( Posts: 2,835	At Bilbo's Party: Frodo: "O no you don't!" (tosses Sam into Rosie) SLAP* Sam: "I'm not sure I deserved that!" At the counicl of Elrond: Elrond: "You are all bound to this fate, this one doom. You will unite or you will fall. Savvy?" -and- at the same place: Frodo: "I will take the Ring to Mordor! Though...I do not know the way." Gandalf: "I will help you bear this burden, Frodo Baggins. You can't take the Ring into Mordor all by your onesie." [ September 10, 2003: Message edited by: The Only Real Estel ]

09-10-2003, 02:11 PM	#7
Elróthiel Animated Skeleton Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Heaven, where Middle-earth and Zion are fused and all the guys are sexy beasts! Posts: 43	When Saruman is looking into the palantir, he sees Frodo with his hair over his face, walking towards the edge of the palantir. Behind him is a well. Frodo comes out of the palantir. Saruman is freaked out, he crawls backwards, his nails falling out. Blood from his fingers is all over the floor. Later: Gandalf rushes into the room after looking for Saruman. (Its before he realized that Saruman was evil). Water is everywhere. He sees Saruman's chair turned around, and the owner is sitting in it. Gandalf turns the chair around, and... AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!! A high girly shriek from Gandalf. Reason: Saruman is dead, and his face is decaying, frozen in an exaggerated expression of fear. Mouth open wider than is natural, eyes rolled back in his skull, yellowing skin, and no fingernails. Yup! That's from The Ring. I love that movie! I had to have Frodo play Samara, simply because it fits! They both have black hair and blue eyes! And they're both little! Seven daaaaaaaayyysssssssssss......... From Elróthiel, the Insane Elven Goddess of Hilariosity and Laughter Who Sees the Corruption of the World Today! __________________ Free Your Imagination. Go on. Do a drawing. It'll get you far.

09-12-2003, 02:13 AM	#8
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Well it seems everyone in the world has seen Pirates of The Caribbean but us Aussies, it opened in theatres yesterday! Éomer: What business does a man, and elf and a dwarf have in the Riddermark, speak quickly! Aragron: How about no scott.. Éomer: What? Aragorn: You aint all that and a bag of potato chips... Éomer: Fool Aragorn: Dont go there girlfriend... Ok that was bad. Lack of caffine, you must give me leeway. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

09-14-2003, 03:02 PM	#9
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Backwards PotC: Jack Sparrow trips and almost falls, but Will catches him by the beard. Jack: Not the beard! Eh... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Don't let me die!

09-14-2003, 04:08 PM	#10
peonydeepdelver Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts Posts: 256	LOL, Elennar! Did Jack Sparrow even have a beard? ponders EDIT: Oh wait, yes he did. My bad. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] [ September 14, 2003: Message edited by: peonydeepdelver ] __________________ "Nazgul, Nazgul! You speak of what is deep beyond the reach of your muddy dreams, Ugluk! Nazgul! Ah! All that they make out! One day you'll wish that you had not said that. Ape! You ought to know that they're the apple of the Great Eye." ~Grishnakh

09-15-2003, 06:16 AM	#11
Sleepy Ranger Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: On the field, kissing the 'Downs crest Posts: 1,654	I have one This is from League of extraordinary gentlemen. When Gandalf catches Sam evesdropping(no idea about spelling) Gandalf: Sam Wise Gamgee I want you to be clothed at all times. ok it wasn't that good but I thought it was funny. __________________ And tonight we can truly say, together we're invincible... Middle-Earth Football World Cup 2007

09-15-2003, 09:18 PM	#13
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Credit for that one should go to Tymezennith, but since she rarely posts, I get to post all her ideas. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] She doesn't mind. I was walking her home, and was dressed as Jack Sparrow at the time that was thought up. Got sooo many weird looks for that... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Seriously, though, those beads are a little annoying. They kept hitting me in the face. __________________ Don't let me die!

09-16-2003, 04:59 PM	#14
Sea Tiger Newly Deceased Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 10	OK! Here's a few. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] It's near the end of TTT and the winged nazgul has just missed grabbing Frodo at Gondor. As the nazgul flies away he says,"I'll get you my pretty and your little ring, too!" The Fellowship is at the entrance to Moria and Gandolf puts his on the door and says,"Open sasame!" The Balrog is approching the Bridge of Khazad-Dum and Gandolf, standing on the bridge,shouts,"He who passes me, must answer me these questions three!" Ok. Lame or not,that's all I could come up with. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] I might have some more later though. __________________ If you love something,set it free. If it comes back to you it's yours, If it doesn't it never was.

09-17-2003, 01:33 PM	#15
elf-girl-63 Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Osgiliath Posts: 58	he he he. thought of another matrix one (hope hasnt already been said- skipped quite a few). When Gandalf the White is unknown and Aragorn goes 'Who are you? Show yourself!' Gandalf replies 'Its the question that drive us' hope u like! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ ~Nuinyulma~ All that is gold does not glitter...

09-18-2003, 01:03 AM	#16
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Éomer: What business does a man, an elf and a dwarf have in the riddermark? Speak quickly. Aragorn: Wasnt that scarcrow pointing the other way? Legolas: My name is Dorothy, and this is my dog Toto. Gimli: pointing ot Legolas' shoes" And those are the ruby slippers. __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena."* ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

09-25-2003, 06:08 PM	#17
Elwen_starmaiden Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: A van down by the river. Posts: 39	Ok, here's a Harry Potter one: Gates of Moria: Gandalf gets frustrated and starts yelling Alohomora! Alohomora! Hermione: No no no, you're doing it all wrong, you're going to poke someone's eye out! Different one of the same scene, from the Princess Bride: Gandalf gets frustrated Gandalf: Inconceivable! Part in Lothlorien when Haldir finds them: Haldir: You may pass through to Lorien once you come back with...A SHRUBBERY! One that looks nice, and not too expensive! That's from the Holy Grail, I love that movie! I know these aren't that great but I like them [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "Some men see things as they are and ask why. Others dream things that never were and ask why not." -George Bernard Shaw

09-25-2003, 06:44 PM	#18
Arothir Wight Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog Posts: 163	Movie Faramir questioning Frodo. Frodo: Well Faramir, do you expect me to talk? Faramir: No Mr. Baggins, I expect you to die! __________________ Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine."

09-25-2003, 06:49 PM	#19
Arothir Wight Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog Posts: 163	Christopher Lee played Scaramanga in the Man with the Golden Gun. Saruman: Well Gandalf, it has come to a duel. Your old staff against my golden gun. __________________ Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine."

09-25-2003, 09:51 PM	#20
Theoden Pile O'Bones Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: ...Do you know because I'm not really sure! Posts: 11	In The Fellowship Of The Ring: Pippin, Frodo, Merry and Sam are hiding from a Black Rider behind the tree stump and the Mission Impossible theme starts playing... Then, as the Rider looks the other way Pippin throws the mushrooms and they explode "Go Forrests, run!" __________________ Suddenly your mouse MAKES you click this link... http://www.kingsofchaos.com/recruit.php?uniqid=47did6si

09-26-2003, 09:14 AM	#21
Oddwen Drummer in the Deep Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Next Sunday A.D. Posts: 2,145	Scene: Caradhras. Frodo: I'm so cold, I can't feel my hands anymore! Sam: Oh, here, take these extra pair of gloves. My hands have been sweating. Frodo: deadly glare You've had an extra pair of gloves this whole time???? Sam: Yeah. We are on Caradhras... (Think Dumb & Dumber) [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] __________________ But all the while I sit and think of times there were before I listen for returning feet and voices at the door

09-26-2003, 10:13 AM	#22
Airerûthiel Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Long Lake Posts: 228	Legolas to the Orcs during Helm's Deep: 'Aye, avast!' Éowyn to the Witch King: 'You like pain? Try wearing a corset.' Aragorn to Elrond: 'There's one thing you're forgetting mate. I'm the Heir of Isildur, savvy?' During the council of Elrond: 'Sauron. That's a name I haven't heard in a long time. A very long time.' Merry and Pippin: 'We are the hobbits who say 'Ni!' I thought they were funny at the time...can I add that I have spent the last two days under the influence of hot lemon drinks? That may explain the lack of comedy value in these... __________________ 'If they give you ruled paper, write the other way' - Juan Ramón Jiménez I love pirates!

09-27-2003, 10:59 PM	#23
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	in Moria right as all the Orcs are fleeing from the advance of the Balrog Boromir: What new devilry is this? Gandalf: concentrates It is a Bunny, a demon of the ancient world. This foe is beyond your strength! Run!!!! Legolas: takes one look at the entrance to the chamber, shrouded in flame, with a huge shadow of a rabbit, and starts yelping Ai! Ai! A Bunrog has come! (I don't know what I was thinking. It's about 11:48 PM here, and I'm loaded with caffeine). __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

09-28-2003, 10:50 AM	#24
Arothir Wight Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: the Realm of Nargothrond beyond Narog Posts: 163	If you've seen Empire Strikes Back... Saruman apologized via palantir for losing at Helm's Deep Sauron chokes him to death Sauron: Apology accepted! __________________ Then Felagund upon the head of Arothir set it: "Nephew mine, till I return this crown is thine."

09-29-2003, 05:26 AM	#25
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	SCENE: Gandalf and Elrond speaking of the day men failed, in Rivendell. With a little Spice form Chicago. Elrond: I was there the day the strength of men failed. Gandalf: Yeah? You and half of Chicago. OK it was funny at the time... __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

10-03-2003, 12:33 PM	#26
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Aragorn and Lurtz are fighting. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's arm. Aragorn: I have cut off your arm and have won the fight. Now I will go. Lurtz: Oh, no you won't. I still have my other arm to fight with. Aragorn and Lurtz fight. Aragorn chops off Lurtz's other arm. Aragorn: I have cut off your other arm. You can fight no more. Lurtz: Na uh! I still have my feet to kick you with! Lurtz begins to kick Aragorn. Argorn chops off a leg. Aragorn: There! Now I have defeated you. Lurtz: No, you haven't. I still have one leg left! Lurtz attempts to kick Aragorn. Aragorn cuts off his last limb. Aragorn begins to walk off. Lurtz: Where are you going? I'm not through with you! Come back and fight like a man! Aragorn: But you've got no limbs left! I have defeated you! Lurtz: No, you have not! I am Lurtz. I am undefeatable! Aragorn shakes his head and walks away. ~ Well, it went something like that in Monty Python and the Holy Grail. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

10-03-2003, 02:27 PM	#27
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	Hey Brinniel! I already used that idea in Movie Bloopers Continued! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Oh well, here's another one. Gandalf and the Three Hunters arrive at the Golden Hall. HAMA: Give me your staff. GANDALF: waves hand You don't need to take my staff. HAMA: I don't need to take your staff. GANDALF: waves hand We can go about our business. HAMA: You can go about your business. GANDALF: waves hand Move along. HAMA: Move along. Move along. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-03-2003, 08:49 PM	#28
Brinniel Reflection of Darkness Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull. Posts: 2,983	Sorry about that. I haven't read that thread. But the idea's been in my head for months... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Nolite te bastardes carborundorum

10-04-2003, 10:15 PM	#29
Everdawn Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: On the sand dunes outside of Ilium, watching it burn. Posts: 1,291	Some ones from Ned Kelly. In Rohan.. Gandlaf, Aragorn, Gimli and Legolas are on their horses ourside edoras. Gandalf-...there dwells Théoden, king of Rohan, Do not look to be welcomed.. Legolas- If anyone can persuade an old man to share his daughter with three larakins like us, it'd be Aragorn." Aragorn giving his speech on Helms Deep before the attack! Aragorn: in elvish ..Give them no mercy for you shall recieve none! I am a widdow's son, outlawed! And my orderes must be obeyed! Elves: ??? __________________ "Athena, stepping up behind him, visible to no one but Achillies, gripped his red-gold hair. Startled he made a half turn, and he knew her upon the instant for Athena." ~The Iliad~ ~My lord, Éomer~

10-13-2003, 02:32 PM	#30
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	From "The Princess Bride": Elendil has just been killed. ISILDUR: Father... looks up at Sauron ISILDUR: My name is Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die. Sauron breaks Narsil as Isildur reaches for it ISILDUR:picks up broken swordMy name is Isildur. You killed my father. Prepare to die. SAURON: Will you stop saying that?!?! ISILDUR: My name is Isildur! You killed my father! Prepare to die! slices off Sauron's finger __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

10-13-2003, 04:46 PM	#31
Pennthangeil Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: .....WHY DO YOU WANT TO KNOW....STALKERS! Posts: 61	This is from "And Now for something copletely different" Please forgive me. Aragorn: These armys have boys not old enough to fight. Gimili: And those too old. Legolas: And.. Small band of girly men: marching OO get her. Whoops. Ive got your number but you coudnt afford me, dear Two three..Il scratch your eyes out- All: 0.o __________________ ..You thought you were rid of me diddnt you?...diddnt you?!?!?

11-26-2003, 11:56 AM	#32
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Eomer: How long is it since Saruman bought you? What was the promised price, Grima? When all the men are dead you will take your share of the treasure? Grima: as Eowyn walks by Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. __________________ Don't let me die!

11-27-2003, 12:56 PM	#34
Elennar Starfire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: May 2003 Location: Nowhere...now here Posts: 952	Inspiration has struck! Wow! I'm suddenly creative and maybe sometimes funny! Here's another one! Gandalf: I release you from the spell. Theoden/Saruman: Heheheheh...you have no power here, Gandalf Greyhame! Be gone, before somebody drops a house on you! Maybe sort of obscure, but it's the Wizard of Oz. __________________ Don't let me die!

11-27-2003, 10:16 PM	#35
Nimrothiel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Imladris Posts: 288	Sea Tiger, I'd like to extend your Monty Python spoof. bridge in Moria Balrog: "He who would pass by me, must answer me these questions three; ere the other side he see." Gandalf: "Ask your questions Balrog, I am not afraid." Balrog: "What is your name?" Gandalf: "Sir Launcelot of Camelot." Balrog: "What is your quest?" Gandalf: "To seek the Holy Grail." Balrog: "What is your favorite color?" Gandalf: "Blue." Balrog: "Right, you can go then." Gandalf: "Oh, uh, thank you." He he, I'm sleepy from turkey but loaded with sugar. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ "Walrus?! Will you quit makin' up imaginary animals?!!" ~ Sarge; Red vs. Blue

11-28-2003, 01:54 AM	#36
Nilpaurion Felagund Scion of The Faithful Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The brink, where hope and despair are akin. [The Philippines] Posts: 5,312	Agent Smith: Wait, I remember this. I'm supposed to stand...here. And I'm supposed to say, "Give me the ring, Mr. Anderson." What did I say? Wait, what have I said? What have I done? Mr. Anderson! Come back! A madness took me, but it has passed! Come back! Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod __________________ フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...

12-02-2003, 09:09 PM	#37
Enorëiel Wight Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Hobbiton, U.S.A. Posts: 165	Hehe, These are great!!!! Not sure if this has been posted before (I'm too lazy to go back and read [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) but here you go: Gollum upon first getting the ring: I shall call it precious and it shall be mine, and it shall be my precious. (Um... Finding Nemo?) __________________ You can take a hobbit out of the Shire but you can't take the Shire out of a hobbit. Whoever said "Nothing is impossible" never tried to slam a revolving door.