101 Things Barrow-Downers Would Never Post

[piosenniel]

~*~ Maegaladiel ~*~

You have, quite by chance, discovered my secret obsession:

From the mortal woman to her beloved Legolas ~~

Ode on Everlasting Love

O no, beloved, I am most sure
Those virtuous habits we acquire,
As being with the Fëa entire,
Must with it evermore endure.

For if where Dark and Shadow reside
We find so foul a guilt remain,
As never dying in his stain,
Still punished in the Fëa doth bide;

Much more that true and real joy
Which in loving Legolas is found
Must be more solid in its ground
Than Doom or Death can e’er destroy.

Else should our Fëar in vain elect,
And vainer yet the Valar’s laws,
When to an everlasting Cause
They gave a perishing Effect.

Nor here in Arda, then, nor above,
Our good affection can impair;
For where Eru doth admit the fair,
Think you that he excludeth Love?

*with apologies to: Lord Herbert of Cherbury; from An Ode upon a Question Moved – Whether Love Should Continue for Ever?
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These are the sorts of poems I write between returning errant posts to Gamers . . . [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Hmm... Pio's secret obession... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
One Axe: Hey everybody! I just wanted to see if you all knew my best friend, Sharku!

~Menelien

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

*becomes very frightened*

Sophia the Thunder Mistress- Middle Earth? That is like, Soooooo last tuesday.

I can hear braindead tones in my voice already while saying that... Oh the horror!

From the mortal woman to her beloved Legolas ~~

Ode on Everlasting Love

*Claps hands over ears* Gaaah! Stop Pio! I'm going to have terrible nightmares...

Alaklondewen- those quiz room people are so weird, I'm so glad I don't have to talk to them.

0r perhaps- Will you stop telling me stuff all the time? I get bored listening to your crap, let's talk about ME!

the Phantom- I'm really nothing special. Quite unattractive, and boring as well. Please walk right by.

Lush- Celibacy would solve half this world's problems. Enforced if necessary.

Sophia

[kittiewhirl1677]

Lemme try...

GaladrielOTO: Barrow Downs has gotten SO boring. I'll go to startrek.com instead!

Okay, that came out of nowhere. I know. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: kittiewhirl1677 ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Maya, that was totally uncalled for [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

kittiewhirl- ooh! Rap! Lovely... and what's this Star Trek thing anyway? I've heard it was a spoof on Star Wars...

~Menelien

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[Trippo The Hippo]

Since I have not found myself in this thread. I have dedcided to list possible reasons why I haven't, and after that a possible way to fix it.

1. I have not established my personality.
(Well maybe I should take time at the end of each post to put a tid-bit about myself.)

2. I am too new.
(Well then how new is too new?)

3.I am not popular enough.
(Perhaps [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img].)

4. I have not looked hard enough, and have been mentioned somewhere in here.
(Again perhaps.)

5. I am not enough like Helka, he seems to be very popular in this thread.
(No comment.)

[ May 22, 2003: Message edited by: Trippo The Hippo ]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

No Trippo, you are quite liked, I think just nobody thought of doing you yet... hmm...

Trippo: terrible animals, hippos. I mean, come on, rhinos are dead cool! And clumsy elves? Who? What? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

~Menelien

[The Saucepan Man]

Trippo the Hippo: I am totaly indifferent as to whether I am on this thread or not.

Trippo the Hippo: A Hippo? On the dance floor? You have just got to be kidding me ...

Trippo the Hippo: Swing from the chandeliers? No, I would never do such a thing.

GaladOTO: No, me neither.

[img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Me: What chandelier? I never heard of any chandelier... and no, (the character, not me)Menelien would never drink... how could you even think such a thing?

~Menelien

[The Saucepan Man]

GaladOTO: And I would certainly never dream of falling asleep at a party ...

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

(I've actually almost done that literally, though I actually find the noise a bit hard to sleep with- but hey, I fell asleep at synagogue once...)
Saucepan Man- ...and I, myself, would never even dream of coming to a party decked out in kitchen utensils... loud noises make me sick [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Trippo- I simply despise parties...

Me- you know, I shouldn't be online at this hour, so why don't I go tell my parents that this is what I spend my nights doing? I mean, they wouldn't mind if I told the truth, would they?

~Menelien

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[the phantom]

the phantom- I'm really nothing special. Quite unattractive, and boring as well. Please walk right by.

You know, seeing my name and those comments together almost made me scream.

You're right, I would NEVER post that. Then again, I'd never post anything so contrary to all the evidence! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Sophia- I HATE Radiohead!! Their music sucks!

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Me: I refuse to listen to any but one type of music! And that would be...

(err, maybe not then [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])
Niluial: Ah, the joys of spelling!

~Menelien

Edit: Er, the first remark about Nil was rather hypocitical, especially as I misspelled "spelling" [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ May 23, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[alaklondewen]

0r perhaps- Will you stop telling me stuff all the time? I get bored listening to your crap, let's talk about ME!

Sophia, I do believe you are getting to know me pretty well. For everyone else not getting it, there is nothing wrong with talking about ME, but I'm studying to be a psychologist. Listening to people's "crap" is exactly what I want to be doing.

Sophia-Hobbits are such fascinating creatures, in fact, I am currently applying Rogaine to my feet, so I can not only read about them, but I can be one in real life. Hobbits...quite fantastic creatures.

[Helkahothion]

Sophia-Hobbits are such fascinating creatures, in fact, I am currently applying Rogaine to my feet, so I can not only read about them, but I can be one in real life. Hobbits...quite fantastic creatures.

Not fancying the hobbits? You should PM Maika. I think you two will get along fine.

Goto: What sleeping? Yeah do that all the time. It is a shame that my downs time has to suffer by my sleep scedule.

Trippo the hippo: Don't feel sad for not being mentioned. Mithadan is not mentioned much and he is a great guy too right? And you are never to new to do anything. I am only mentioned because the people here all know me. There are a lot of downers that don't. Just a coinsedence that they are all here. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Don't feel sad. If you are not steriotipical enough to be mentioned, it is only a good thing. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Suilad,

Anuion

[Lyra Greenleaf]

GaladrielOTO: Overuse an idea? Me? Are you joking! What was that about spelling, I have no clue what you're going on about! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Helkahothion: Oh the joys of spelling!

Me: Steal an idea? never! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

the phantom:

Sophia- I HATE Radiohead!! Their music sucks!

Alaklondewen:

Sophia-Hobbits are such fascinating creatures, in fact, I am currently applying Rogaine to my feet, so I can not only read about them, but I can be one in real life. Hobbits...quite fantastic creatures.

The anti-me begins to take a more definite shape.

Legolas- Must we be so picky about details? Nobody cares about the difference between Istar (sing.) and Istari (pl.) anyway...

the real findorfin (an RPG post)- Fin huddled in the corner, terrified of all the beautiful women. He didn't know how some elves could dare talk to them.

The Saucepan Man- *glancing up from a very large vodka* Yes, I remember... some... of that party. Spent most of it passed out in a corner, but really, invigorating experience.

[Trippo The Hippo]

Aww I feel so loved! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] *Hugs GaladrielOTO, The Saucepan Man, and Helka for those encouraging words.* I suppose now I should make one up about someone.


Maybe later. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[Iarwain]

Iarwain: Morality? Well, it's very black and white really. No point in getting into a deep discussion about it.

hehehe. So true. So true...

Iarwain

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Trippo, I feel so... hugged. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

GaladrielOTO: Overuse an idea? Me? Are you joking!

Harumph! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
Lyra: Me? Taunt Galadriel? You must be kidding... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

~Menelien

[Tarien Ithil]

Tarien Ithil: Humor? What?

Yeah, what was humor agian? *scratches head*

Tarien Ithil: I hate people who come from Australia!!

Humph! Of course I do! *don't worry, Nil! I'd never forsake my own country!* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Lyra Greenleaf]

This is an actual Helka quote
Helkahothion: So please get back on topic.
I'm shocked and amazed!

Trippo the Hippo: Oooh! Stop talking about me! I just want to quietly fade into the background so no-one notices me...
Helka: Me too! We're kindred spirits!

[The Saucepan Man]

The Saucepan Man- *glancing up from a very large vodka* Yes, I remember... some... of that party. Spent most of it passed out in a corner, but really, invigorating experience.

Hehe, substitute a large gin and tonic for the vodka and that's not so far from the truth. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[ May 24, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]

[Niluial]

GaladrieloftheOlden: I have every Pockimon (what ever those things are called) figurines in the world!!!

Lyra: Oh my word you do? I have everyone but Peekachew!

Barrow-Wight: Well Galadriel you may have everyone, but I bet you don’t have the special addition set of Pockimons, like I do.

GaladrieloftheOlden: Excuse me I said EVERY ONE….meaning like all of them.

Legolas: Barrow-Wight how many times must I tell you keep on the topic!

Bethberry: Legolas get over yourself, I am also a moderator, so speak to the hand! Oh and by the way I only started my Pockimon collection the other day and I already have thirteen, it is gr8!

Tarien Ithil: Oh my, a Pockimon conversation! How cool!

Lush: Yea, Pockimon! *Puts on pockimon outfit and starts singing Pockimon song*

Pio: Ok who wants to be in the Pockimon RPG?

Bethberry: Me!!

Barrow-Wight: Oh come on pick me!

GaladrieloftheOlden: No!!! ME!!!

Me: I want to be the main one!

Lyra: That’s not fair, I want to be the main one, anyway Niluial you suck at RPG’s anyone!

Amanaduial the archer: No I am the best RPG’er, I deserve to have the main part. Anyway, I bet you guys don’t have all the Pockimon comics!

The Saucepan Man: Amanaduial the archer that is nothing! I have a whole lot of pots and pans with all the Pockimon pictures on them.

the phantom (suddenly pops in the conversation): I bet none of you have seen a ant!!

Ok.. that was stupid, but it was weird!!!

[Tarien Ithil]

LOL, Nil! Yea, a Pokemon conversation! How very cool! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
*runs around singing the Pokemon song*

How did you get the idea of Pokemon anyway? [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]

[Helkahothion]

Funny stuff up there [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Bethberry: Legolas get over yourself, I am also a moderator, so speak to the hand!

I can just picture her like on of those gangser black girls twisting her arm and landing her hand in front of Legolas' nose hahaha. That would be indeed really weird.

Bethberry: Helka! You have made a terrible mistake in your spelling. It is that big, that I'm granting you this award. Please keep this up and you will have your PT in no time.

Suilad,

Anuion

[Amanaduial the archer]

Amanaduial the archer: No I am the best RPG’er, I deserve to have the main part. Anyway, I bet you guys don’t have all the Pockimon comics!

The Saucepan Man: Amanaduial the archer that is nothing! I have a whole lot of pots and pans with all the Pockimon pictures on them.

Oh, I like, I like alot.

Man, why can I never come up with things like that?!

[Sophia the Thunder Mistress]

*claps* That was funny, Nil, I enjoyed. Especially the part where Legolas told BW to get on topic [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img].

Saucepan-

Hehe, substitute a large gin and tonic for the vodka and that's not so far from the truth.

So I've discovered! Late night pm conversations can be extremely enlightening. *scoffs* Drinks tea at parties indeed!

Sophia

[GaladrieloftheOlden]

Me: Ah, yes, Pokemon... of course I have all of them, you dolt! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Me (again. Self centered, am I? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]) : Ooh! TV and chocolate... those are the two things I love more than the BarrowDowns... bye guys, I'm leaving for the night.
(Just for the record, I hate chocolate and I barely watch tv...)

~Menelien

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Me: Nooooo! How did you find out my dark secret Nil?

Niluial: That is NOT Tolkien related. I'm upset and disgusted.

[the phantom]

the phantom (suddenly pops in the conversation): I bet none of you have seen a ant!!

Niluial, not all of us are as smart as you. Perhaps you would be kind enough to explain what you meant by that... or is the humor a bit above my level?

[Diamond18]

Sophia: I'm just terrified of thunderstorms! And man, I hate rain. Dreary, wet, ugly stuff... Please tell me when the storm is over—I'll be cowering in the basement.

[Tarien Ithil]

Every single Barrow-downer: Who wrote LOTR again?

Just thought I'd add that! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] *a gem* [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[Hirilaelin]

The Pokemon spoof was priceless! It would make such an awesome Barrow-comic... Can'y you just see it?

Helka (or any major RPGer): Like dude, what is an RPG? Radical Puffy Gum? Dude, I want some of that! Radical Puffy Gum... Tight, man!

[ May 27, 2003: Message edited by: Hirilaelin ]

[Maegaladiel]

Pio, that ode to Legolas was simply beautiful. I knew you had the hots for him all along! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

JUST ABOUT ANYBODY HERE- I think I'll change my screen name to (Choose one of the following)
*MarySue
*Rabid Fan Girl
*Leggo Luvr
*Legolas' One And Only Undying Love Who Will Shower Him With Kisses All Day Every Day Until The World Ends Or Someone New Comes Along, Whichever Comes First, And No, You Can't Have Him When I'm Done With Him.

MEELA- Denethor is an ugly jerk!! Grima Wormtongue has cooties!

That's all I can think of for now.

[Amanaduial the archer]

*MarySue
*Rabid Fan Girl
*Leggo Luvr
*Legolas' One And Only Undying Love Who Will Shower Him With Kisses All Day Every Day Until The World Ends Or Someone New Comes Along, Whichever Comes First, And No, You Can't Have Him When I'm Done With Him.

Ah. So you havent read some of the posts then. Just search through the Novices and Newcomers section- you will find hundreds of 'lego luvrs'. *shudder* And in the old RPGs there were a fair amount of mary-sues- you know, elven princesses who shoot flames out of their eyes...

[Hirilaelin]

quote:
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Bethberry: Legolas get over yourself, I am also a moderator, so speak to the hand!
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I can just picture her like on of those gangser black girls twisting her arm and landing her hand in front of Legolas' nose hahaha. That would be indeed really weird.

Ah, inpiration...

Bethberry: *making rap gestures* Yo yo yo! Wassup muh homey-G?

Legolas: *bobbing head* Just grooving with muh posse!

[Maikadilwen]

Helka (or any major RPGer): what is an RPG?

Actually, Helka did ask me exactly that when he had just joined the forum.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[Helkahothion]

And in the old RPGs there were a fair amount of mary-sues- you know, elven princesses who shoot flames out of their eyes...

I'm so glad, I have not been dead then. I would have turned in my grave if I ever saw things like that.

Helka (or any major RPGer): what is an RPG?

Me? A major RPGer? Gosh, thanks. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Indeed Maika, I did not have a clue what those things where, until you tolled me. I really owe you for that. (and many other things)

Bethberry: Hello whosere?
Barrow-Wight: WAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP!!!
Legolas: WAZAAAAAAAAP!
Barrow-Wight: Was happenin' B?
Bethberry: Watching the game, havin' a buzz
Barrow-Wight: True, true. So have been haning around?
BB: Yeah pretty much, cruzin with my homies from the westside. Westsiiiiiiiiiiide!
BW: Hey, Eastside pawnz your side biatch! Eastsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide!
Legolas: Hey, later killaz, I'm just goin to pick up me ho's and take in my fo by fo for a lil' crusin' and some good clean fun.
BB:Later elfboy.
BW:Yeah laterz
Helkahothion: OK, this is so not to the point. I always say this and I say it again, you people should never joke around and get on-topic.
Mithadan: Hey zipit. We are mod's you know? Consider yo self banned. No but's mister, I never stick up for anyone, because we mod's only think of ourself and worship only power.
BB: Westsiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiide. Yeah so it was off topic? I don't give a thing. I'm a mod. Get lost yall.


Did I overdo it? [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Suilad,

Anuion

[Lyra Greenleaf]

Did I overdo it?

I can barely understand it. Be honest- did you slip into Dutch a bit? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]