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mark12_30 · 06-17-2002, 08:33 PM

TypicalScreamingFangirlModAlpha: "You know, I'm fond of Legolas and all, but... (turning to face the other way ) : those biceps... those dreadlocks... those gleaming white fangs. Oooh! **heartfelt sigh** Lurtz, I'm yours forever!"

TypicalScreamingFangirlModBeta: "The all-time award for the best eyes-- the most expressive, the most piercing, the most penetrating and-- oooh, sedDUCTive-- definitely, absolutely, FOREVER goes to--- oooooooh, he's SO HOT!!!!!!!-- Christopher Lee."

Queen of all the MarySues: "All right, Mary-Sues all, since we're completely invinceable and outrageously beautiful to boot, let's rescue Gollum from Sauron's torture chamber even before he squeals about 'Baggins' and 'Shire'. "

(and on a completely different plane...)

FrodoBaggins: " I'm not REEEEEEEEEAAALLLY Frodo Baggins. And I'm getting tired of playing such a nice guy."

Samwise: "Yeah, I'm getting pretty sick of all this. How about we play orcs?"

[ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]

06-17-2002, 08:33 PM	#11
mark12_30 Stormdancer of Doom Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Elvish singing is not a thing to miss, in June under the stars Posts: 4,349	TypicalScreamingFangirlModAlpha: "You know, I'm fond of Legolas and all, but... (turning to face the other way ) : those biceps... those dreadlocks... those gleaming white fangs. Oooh! heartfelt sigh Lurtz, I'm yours forever!" TypicalScreamingFangirlModBeta: "The all-time award for the best eyes-- the most expressive, the most piercing, the most penetrating and-- oooh, sedDUCTive-- definitely, absolutely, FOREVER goes to--- oooooooh, he's SO HOT!!!!!!!-- Christopher Lee." Queen of all the MarySues: "All right, Mary-Sues all, since we're completely invinceable and outrageously beautiful to boot, let's rescue Gollum from Sauron's torture chamber even before he squeals about 'Baggins' and 'Shire'. " (and on a completely different plane...) FrodoBaggins: " I'm not REEEEEEEEEAAALLLY Frodo Baggins. And I'm getting tired of playing such a nice guy." Samwise: "Yeah, I'm getting pretty sick of all this. How about we play orcs?" [ June 18, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ] __________________ ...down to the water to see the elves dance and sing upon the midsummer's eve.