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The Perky Ent · 09-08-2005, 10:02 PM

In an Orc killing contest between Legolas and Gimli, Legolas would unfortunatly win because his arrows are computer animated, and could technically make the orcs extinct in one shot.

In a flying contest between the Balrog and Smaug, the Balrog would win because he can hop higher than Smaug can fly, and the Balrog used his wings (he has wings, but can't fly) to glide across the air.

In a ring destorying contest between Isildur and Frodo, Isildur would win, because according to my version of LOTR, Elrond grabs Aiglos and stabs Isildur in the chest. Then he lifts him up and chucks him into the fire.

In a dance contest between Frodo and Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadil would win, because the sheer color of his boots would blind the Shire out of all existance

09-08-2005, 10:02 PM	#20
The Perky Ent Maniacal Mage Join Date: Dec 2003 Location: Setting sail for Umbar, with Firefoot at my side! Posts: 3,297	In an Orc killing contest between Legolas and Gimli, Legolas would unfortunatly win because his arrows are computer animated, and could technically make the orcs extinct in one shot. In a flying contest between the Balrog and Smaug, the Balrog would win because he can hop higher than Smaug can fly, and the Balrog used his wings (he has wings, but can't fly) to glide across the air. In a ring destorying contest between Isildur and Frodo, Isildur would win, because according to my version of LOTR, Elrond grabs Aiglos and stabs Isildur in the chest. Then he lifts him up and chucks him into the fire. In a dance contest between Frodo and Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadil would win, because the sheer color of his boots would blind the Shire out of all existance __________________ 'But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.'