Middle Earth Dating Service

She don't need to be rich to be your girl. She don't need to be cool to rock your world.

You like fun, down-to-earth people who are not averse to the occasional pint and a spin around the dance-floor. You want to share your life with someone who is sweet and devoted and totally into the simple joys of domestic bliss.

Eat, drink, and be married, already.

Just remember that birth control is not the enemy.

Here's to my darlin' Rosie, with ribbons in her hair . . .