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Galadriel55 · 11-14-2011, 09:18 PM

Who/What is Gothmog? Gothmog.

Lommy's army on the move SOS SOS SOS *red light alert*

The Barrow-Downs Patriotic Stuff Thread! - have we been upgraded to "country"?

What did the movies do for you? They washed the windows and did the dishes the other day...

Photoshopped Middle-earth aka the Downer.

How I am like Pippin How are you not, you fool of a Took?

No, I'm the biggest.... liar?

Why so little? Someone's being stingy...

Gold, silver, and jools Very nais, now plis lern sum spelling.

Doctor Who Saves Lord of the Rings! Who?

Galadriel55 · 11-25-2011, 08:57 PM

Sppokiest part in the book. Yes, I'm verry sppoked.

Nerwen · 03-20-2012, 05:54 AM

Why does Pippin cry? –Because he's a sook, obviously.

Galadriel55 · 04-04-2012, 08:22 PM

PJ's Most Disagreable Mistakes (reasons why he is no longer aloud doing The Hobbit) - right, of course. Now he's doing it silently, in his head, you know. Nice and quiet. Someone must have beaten him for talking too loud while working on it, evidently.

Peter Jackson: Why I Quit "The Hobbit". - ah, so maybe keeping quiet wasn't good enough.

I wish.

Inziladun · 04-04-2012, 08:42 PM

They Shall Not Pass!

Oh, they will. It may be painful though.

A Hobbit of Oats

And he's been on TV!

Inziladun · 05-25-2012, 01:27 PM

What did Legolas say before the battle of Helm's deep

"I hope Saruman at least waits til my nails are dry."

Mithalwen · 05-27-2012, 01:15 PM

How would one acquire an orc army? They used to say that Harrods stocked everything but these days I suppose you would try Amazon.

Belegorn · 10-15-2012, 03:46 PM

Well this is not quite what the OP had in mind in the start of his thread but I've got one of his threads for this because the title is so hilarious and here's my answer to it.

How hard and long was it, Aragorn? - Ask his doctor.

Inziladun · 10-22-2012, 04:33 PM

Why did Tolkien dislike Disney?

He had a precognitive dream of this.

Unforgiven · 10-23-2012, 12:36 PM

Werewolves, Vampires and other creatures?

All at once or one at a time....

Nerwen · 10-24-2012, 07:07 PM

Couldn't Sauron resurface in the future? –He could be on the internet right now! ARRRGH!!!!

Galadriel55 · 11-11-2012, 06:58 PM

Don't Die Laughing... - too late.

Morthoron · 11-11-2012, 08:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Nerwen

Couldn't Sauron resurface in the future? –He could be on the internet right now! ARRRGH!!!!

I can attest that Sauron's trolls still exist on the Interwebs. It seems they've retained their guttural speech and still avoid the sun.

Galadriel55 · 04-24-2014, 04:25 PM

what would possibly exist in the farthest east? fan fiction.

Inziladun · 05-12-2014, 12:14 PM

The Battle of the White Council-

....was a fabled conflict in ages past, in which The Barrow-Wight, Mister Underhill, and Mithadan strove for mastery of the Downs!
No wait, that was the Battle of the Wight Council.

Galadriel55 · 05-12-2014, 01:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inziladun

The Battle of the White Council-

....was a fabled conflict in ages past, in which The Barrow-Wight, Mister Underhill, and Mithadan strove for mastery of the Downs!
No wait, that was the Battle of the Wight Council.

Some puns just never get old.

I'd rep this, but apparently I've repped you too recently...

Inziladun · 05-12-2014, 03:01 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

Some puns just never get old.

I'm entirely too enamored of puns, but it's a hard Hobbit to break.

tom the eldest · 05-14-2014, 09:26 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

what would possibly exist in the farthest east? fan fiction.

Im sorry if many,if not all of my threads are suck,nonsensical or weird.

Inziladun · 05-14-2014, 12:51 PM

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Originally Posted by tom the eldest

Im sorry if many,if not all of my threads are suck,nonsensical or weird.

None of this is personal! It's just people riffing on thread titles. It's all in fun.

how durin founded the longbeards:

He turned left at Gundabad, and there they were.

Galadriel55 · 05-14-2014, 08:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Inziladun

how durin founded the longbeards:

He turned left at Gundabad, and there they were.

My my, Zil, I do believe you are repeating yourself.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inziladun

How was Gondor founded?

Gandalf and Pippin hung a right by Amon Dîn and "found" it.

Inziladun · 05-14-2014, 08:45 PM

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Originally Posted by Galadriel55

My my, Zil, I do believe you are repeating yourself.

Ach! I guess that just goes to show the repetitive tracks on which my mind runs.

Mithalwen · 05-18-2014, 08:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by tom the eldest

Im sorry if many,if not all of my threads are suck,nonsensical or weird.

They aren't. It has drifted so even perfectly sensible thread titles get smart alecky comments

I have had sulky moments of thinking that there is nothing wrong with thread titles of my own creation, and that they aren't even questions... but try not to let it rankle. And please don't let it put you off posting.

Nerwen · 05-21-2014, 07:28 AM

who are the nazgul? –You know those guys in the cloaks? Them.

decent of house of hurin –Well, Faramir was okay...

What differentiates the Valar from the Maiar? –Isn’t it obvious? “Valar” has a “V” in it!

Did Tolkien even plan to fill in the other sections of Middle-earth? –Yes, but he ran out of crayons.

Galadriel55 · 06-19-2014, 02:45 PM

How close is the published The Silmarillion to JRRT's Silmarillion? - Three letters away.

alatar · 05-16-2014, 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Galadriel55

what would possibly exist in the farthest east? fan fiction.

The West, said the Third Age Wizard...

Galadriel55 · 08-25-2015, 03:17 PM

Peter Producing Poetic Pictures - What happened to the peck of pickled peppers?

(Come on, you knew it was coming.

)

Nerwen · 01-27-2016, 07:23 AM

27 animals die during Hobbit filming -They were the first test audience.

Inziladun · 02-28-2016, 10:07 AM

The Dior Dilemma

What to wear with a sparkling Silmaril?

Morthoron · 02-28-2016, 11:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Inziladun

The Dior Dilemma

What to wear with a sparkling Silmaril?

I believe that could be better titled "The Christian Dior Dilemma".

Pitchwife · 03-10-2016, 04:57 PM

Where do elves get metal? - From their local music store.

Galadriel55 · 10-07-2020, 03:17 PM

New evidence found for the riddle of the West Gate: new first-hand witnesses attest to the Gate's presence, further supporting the theory that the mysterious Gate both exists and does not exist simultaneously.

Inziladun · 01-27-2021, 05:00 PM

Who Cleared the Redhorn Pass?

Oh! That was Barden Hammerfoot of the Mindolluin Marauders in the 2267 Rhovanion Cup. They lost, of course, to the Carn Dûm Carcaroths, but it was one heckuva game.

11-14-2011, 09:18 PM	#1
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,529	Who/What is Gothmog? Gothmog. Lommy's army on the move SOS SOS SOS red light alert The Barrow-Downs Patriotic Stuff Thread! - have we been upgraded to "country"? What did the movies do for you? They washed the windows and did the dishes the other day... Photoshopped Middle-earth aka the Downer. How I am like Pippin How are you not, you fool of a Took? No, I'm the biggest.... liar? Why so little? Someone's being stingy... Gold, silver, and jools Very nais, now plis lern sum spelling. Doctor Who Saves Lord of the Rings! Who? __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

11-25-2011, 08:57 PM	#2
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,529	Sppokiest part in the book. Yes, I'm verry sppoked. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

03-20-2012, 05:54 AM	#3
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Why does Pippin cry? –Because he's a sook, obviously. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

04-04-2012, 08:22 PM	#4
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,529	PJ's Most Disagreable Mistakes (reasons why he is no longer aloud doing The Hobbit) - right, of course. Now he's doing it silently, in his head, you know. Nice and quiet. Someone must have beaten him for talking too loud while working on it, evidently. Peter Jackson: Why I Quit "The Hobbit". - ah, so maybe keeping quiet wasn't good enough. I wish. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-04-2012, 08:42 PM	#5
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	They Shall Not Pass! Oh, they will. It may be painful though. A Hobbit of Oats And he's been on TV! __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

05-25-2012, 01:27 PM	#6
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	What did Legolas say before the battle of Helm's deep "I hope Saruman at least waits til my nails are dry." __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

05-27-2012, 01:15 PM	#7
Mithalwen Pilgrim Soul Join Date: May 2004 Location: watching the wonga-wonga birds circle... Posts: 9,461	How would one acquire an orc army? They used to say that Harrods stocked everything but these days I suppose you would try Amazon. __________________ “But Finrod walks with Finarfin his father beneath the trees in Eldamar.” Christopher Tolkien, Requiescat in pace

10-15-2012, 03:46 PM	#8
Belegorn Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Henneth Annûn, Ithilien Posts: 462	Well this is not quite what the OP had in mind in the start of his thread but I've got one of his threads for this because the title is so hilarious and here's my answer to it. How hard and long was it, Aragorn? - Ask his doctor. __________________ "For believe me: the secret for harvesting from existence the greatest fruitfulness and the greatest enjoyment is - to live dangerously!" - G.S.; F. Nietzsche

10-22-2012, 04:33 PM	#9
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Why did Tolkien dislike Disney? He had a precognitive dream of this. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

10-23-2012, 12:36 PM	#10
Unforgiven Animated Skeleton Join Date: Sep 2012 Posts: 34	Werewolves, Vampires and other creatures? All at once or one at a time.... __________________ Out from the new day's mist We have come We shift, pulsing with the Earth... Company We keep Roaming the land while you... sleep

10-24-2012, 07:07 PM	#11
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	Couldn't Sauron resurface in the future? –He could be on the internet right now! ARRRGH!!!! __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

11-11-2012, 06:58 PM	#12
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,529	Don't Die Laughing... - too late. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

04-24-2014, 04:25 PM	#14
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,529	what would possibly exist in the farthest east? fan fiction. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

05-12-2014, 12:14 PM	#15
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	The Battle of the White Council- ....was a fabled conflict in ages past, in which The Barrow-Wight, Mister Underhill, and Mithadan strove for mastery of the Downs! No wait, that was the Battle of the Wight Council. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

05-21-2014, 07:28 AM	#23
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	More perfectly sensible threads... who are the nazgul? –You know those guys in the cloaks? Them. decent of house of hurin –Well, Faramir was okay... What differentiates the Valar from the Maiar? –Isn’t it obvious? “Valar” has a “V” in it! Did Tolkien even plan to fill in the other sections of Middle-earth? –Yes, but he ran out of crayons. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

06-19-2014, 02:45 PM	#24
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,529	How close is the published The Silmarillion to JRRT's Silmarillion? - Three letters away. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

08-25-2015, 03:17 PM	#26
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,529	Peter Producing Poetic Pictures - What happened to the peck of pickled peppers? (Come on, you knew it was coming. ) __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

01-27-2016, 07:23 AM	#27
Nerwen Wisest of the Noldor Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: ˙˙˙ssɐןƃ ƃuıʞooן ǝɥʇ ɥƃnoɹɥʇ Posts: 6,694	27 animals die during Hobbit filming -They were the first test audience. __________________ "Even Nerwen wasn't evil in the beginning." –Elmo.

02-28-2016, 10:07 AM	#28
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	The Dior Dilemma What to wear with a sparkling Silmaril? __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.

03-10-2016, 04:57 PM	#30
Pitchwife Wight of the Old Forest Join Date: Dec 2008 Location: Unattended on the railway station, in the litter at the dancehall Posts: 3,329	Where do elves get metal? - From their local music store. __________________ Und aus dem Erebos kamen viele seelen herauf der abgeschiedenen toten.- Homer, Odyssey, Canto XI

10-07-2020, 03:17 PM	#31
Galadriel55 Blossom of Dwimordene Join Date: Oct 2010 Location: The realm of forgotten words Posts: 10,529	New evidence found for the riddle of the West Gate: new first-hand witnesses attest to the Gate's presence, further supporting the theory that the mysterious Gate both exists and does not exist simultaneously. __________________ You passed from under darkened dome, you enter now the secret land. - Take me to Finrod's fabled home!... ~ Finrod: The Rock Opera

01-27-2021, 05:00 PM	#32
Inziladun Gruesome Spectre Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: Heaven's doorstep Posts: 8,039	Who Cleared the Redhorn Pass? Oh! That was Barden Hammerfoot of the Mindolluin Marauders in the 2267 Rhovanion Cup. They lost, of course, to the Carn Dûm Carcaroths, but it was one heckuva game. __________________ Music alone proves the existence of God.