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Thanks. I missed that.
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Fortunately, the ADA enforcer was wearing a mithril shirt.
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Unfortunately the arrow hit him in the leg, where the mithril didn't cover him.
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Fortunately, 'twas only a flesh wound, and it didn't kill him
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Unfortunately for the orc, Wormtongue was passing by
and was just thinking of something tasty for dinner.
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Fortunately (for the orc) Wormtongue was a vegetarian.
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Unfortunately (for the orc) the warg which had seen him shoot the ADA officer was not a vegetarian.
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#6048 |
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Fortunately (for the warg) the orc was delicious.
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Unfortunately the warg was banned from all warg-society, because wargs can't eat orc on tuesdays or thursdays
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Fortunately, the warg managed to fall in love with some other warg outlaws.
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Unfortunately, even they shunned him for eating orc on a non-orc-eating day.
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Fortunately he met a friendly group of Elves, who happened to be Wargs-rights activists
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Unfortunately for the warg, the liberated elves
were also women's rights activists, abhorrent in warg philosophy.
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Fortunately, the warg had enough and ate all the liberated Elves. For this heroic deed he was accepted back into normal warg-society
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Unfortunately warg-society had recently enacted a "Don't Ask,
Don't Tell" policy regarding eating liberated elves, so when the warg bragged about it he was eaten by the other wargs.
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Fortunately, the dead warg's mother gave him a nice funeral.
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Unfortunately, because she mentioned his living deeds, she was also eaten by wargs.
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Fortunately, the other wargs got ill, so they could not eat anything else for quite a while. Alas for the mother, who did not benefit out of this arrangement.
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Unfortunately (for Middle-Earth), this illness actually gave the wargs the ability to fly, even when the sickness left them and they were able to eat.
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Fortunately, they were only able to fly within thirteen metres from their homes.
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Unfortunately, their homes were right next to a road which many people passed each day.
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Fortunately, ten ents started to protect the road.
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Unfortunately, they turned huornish (or is that huorny
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Fortunately a myopic Hobbit cried: "I saw the Entwives!" and distracted the huorny Ents.
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#6065 |
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Unfortunately the entwives all had headaches.
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Fortunately the huorny ents were all narcoleptic and fell asleep in place!
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Unfortunately the wargs took advantage of the ent
sleepiness to steal acorns from all of the oak ents.
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Fortunately Gandalf came by in his cart and lit a fire beneath the wargs' feet
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Unfortunately, the wargs had flame-resistant shoes on at the time.
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Fortunately the wargs thought they were buying flame-resistant shoes, when really they were only ordinary sneakers. (The shoes were from Bill Ferney who was now facing charges of fraud and false advertising
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Unfortunately Bill Ferny's attorney, Wormtongue,
got him off by pleading Bill Ferny was "emotionally exhausted and morally bankrupt" (he watched old M*A*S*H* reruns).
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Fortunately, they both were watching M*A*S*H re-runs and thus couldn't be bothered to do anymore evil things... for a time.
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Unfortunately, for a time, only lasted 3 minutes
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Fortunately, (the Balrog was asleep) during those three seconds a hole ripped in the fabric of time and space, so Wormtounge and Ferny got sucked in.
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Unfortunately, it "spat" them back out at Bag End.
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Fortunately Bill Ferny was a bff with the Gaffer.
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Unfortunately the Gaffer got amnesia and forgot about this.
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Fortunately (I think
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Unfortunately Lobelia was in prison for assault with a deadly weapon (no doubt her umbrella)
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Fortunately, that prison was the Lockholes, this in itself isn't good, but Frodo and company came to rescue her (and her umbrella)!
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