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Okay, I've got one (inspired by my choir director...):
 Yeah, you wouldn't believe it Eowyn. I was completely surrounded, only a few of my men still remained to help me defend the City... Wow...What happened then? *embarressed* Um, I got hit by a dart and passed out. What?!?! You gotta be kidding me! What? Come on, that's pathetic. I mean, I took out the Witch-King and I'm a fetching girl!go eowyn! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-15-2003, 09:13 PM
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 Ah, another succesful battle. Now it's time to wash off all that grime.  Where's my conditioner?  Someone stole my condtioner!  All right, which one of you would stoop so low as to steal my beloved Clairol?  Do I appear as though I have perpetrated such a crime?  I can assure you it wasn't me.  Merry: Do you want to tell him, Pip? Pippin: I think you should.  It's a totally organic experience..
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04-16-2003, 12:59 AM
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 Soldier trying not to laugh: Are you meant to be, ha, fighting with us? I suppose itll be, ha ha, easier to kill them if theyre falling about with laughter.  Other soldier: Oh. And is pink this seasons black?
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04-16-2003, 06:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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*dies* [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-17-2003, 04:26 PM
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 Aragorn says laughing "You are going to WHAT?!!!"  "I really don't think that is a good idea."  "Oh wait say it again!!" The soldier says rather annoyed, "I SAID, I am going to FLY!"  They all start to laugh as they watch the soldier's helmets wings beat fiercly. He slowly begins to lift of the ground. He rises just above the tree top when Gimli turns to Legolas.  "Legolas, I dare you!" The dwarf says laughing  Legolas replies laughing in hysterics, "Alright!" The soldier hits the ground with a hard thud.  Every one bursts out in riotous laughter as he hits. The hobbits agree that it was great fun and Pippin turns to them all and says, "Can we do it again?" [ April 20, 2003: Message edited by: Yavanna Kementari ]
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04-18-2003, 09:24 PM
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Poor frilly-headed soldier... *starts cackling uproariously*
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04-18-2003, 09:57 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol!!!!!!!!
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04-19-2003, 09:49 AM
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04-20-2003, 04:50 PM
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 Now Merriadoc and Perigrine, do not, I repeat DO NOT TOUCH!!! ANYTHING!!!  Who Us? We wont touch anything!!!  Gandalf turns and walks away.  What are you doing?!!  I said I wasnt going to touch anything, but this is an explosive, not an anything!!  Ready HERE IT GOES!!!!  Gandalf returns to the Shire after his short walk and to his dismay he sees the disaster.  Not my precious pipeweed!!!! You STOOPID FOOL OF A TOOK!!!!!
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04-21-2003, 07:46 AM
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Good one Yavanna!
Here goes another one.  Hey, Gollum, wanna play fetch?  You...wants to play with us?  Sure! I'll play. How about catch the fish? *Tosses fish about 15 feet away into a rocky pool.*  Mmmm, fissshhhh!  Oi! Gollum! Yer supposed to bring it back!  Bring it back?! Stupid fat Hobbit, we wants to eat it!!  Fine! That's the last time I play fetch with you, Slinker!  Ohh! But what about this?! Can't we play with this? Stupid, I know. I just haven't found any real inspiration yet. [ April 21, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]
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04-21-2003, 09:37 AM
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04-21-2003, 07:28 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Of course not, Sapphire. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-22-2003, 11:57 AM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
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 Ada, does this dress make me look fat?  Why no, why would you say such a thing?  Well, when I put it on today, it was a little stretched out. I guess I must be getting a little fatter.  That's absurd. Here, look at yourself. You haven't changed a bit.  But then, daddy, why is my dress all stretched out?  Awww, hmmm, *cough* I, uhhh *cough* don't...I have to go, Arwen.  Daddy! Daddy? Well, what in the world is wrong with him? *By himself*  I guess I will have to find someone else's dresses to try on!
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04-22-2003, 08:08 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
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Yeah, that was funny! LOL!
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04-23-2003, 12:05 PM
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On the heels of his Disco victory, Boromir was just beginning to realize how popular he was. He heard rumors of people randomly screaming out, "Do the wave for Boromir the Disco King!"
Now his victory was no small feat. He was up against Gandalf, who learned at the feet of the Balrog. AND he is dead. But really, what does that matter, considering we ARE on the Barrow Downs, and we're ALL dead here. So how fitting is it that our Disco King is dead, too? Recently, I caught up with Boromir to talk with him about the contest. Here is how it went: Me: Boromir! Hey, Boromir!  Hmm, what? Oh, yes? Can I help you? Yes. I am from the Barrow Downs, you know, the place that just voted you Disco King. I was wondering if we could talk for a second.  Why, of course I know the Downs. I have so many loyal fans there. You know, I beat the robes off Gandalf. Yes, I know. We ALL know. B: Did you see my moves?  I did a little of this, and a little of... YES! I saw your moves. They were great. You won, didn't you?  You bet I did! Hey, is that Rynoah still hangin' around? I think she has the hots for me. Yeah, I think she does, can we please get back to...  Ya, know I really can't blame her. I am pretty good lookin. Do you think you could hook me up? Hook you...! I'm trying to talk about the contest here!  Come on! Put in a good word for me! Please!! Whatever...She will probably read this interview anyway...put in your own word!  Okay, uh...Rynoah, I was wondering if, uhhh...No, no I can't do it, I'm too shy. Ohhh, please. Can we please get on with this?! B: YES! Okay, how did you manage this amazing victory, even though you are dead?  Well, you see, I may be dead, but I can still break it down! And I'm still good lookin. Yeah, okay...we'll I think that will be all for now. Thank you Boromir, the Disco King. *Fading from a distance* B: But don't you want me to talk about my dancing? My secrets? Uh, no thanks, I think we've heard enough.
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04-23-2003, 12:20 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
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Just a slow day in the Shire...
 I would like to propose that I have the biggest and bestest carrot in the world.  Oh really. Well I think I have the bestest and biggest head of lettuce.  Oh yeah?  Yeah, and I'll fight ya for it.  You're no match for me! I'll whip you AND your carrot.  Woah! Hey, you're fightin' dirty!  Hey! You broke my carrot!  Uh-oh! Better run!
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04-23-2003, 12:21 PM
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Just thought I'd spice things up around here!
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04-23-2003, 12:22 PM
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Haha! Thats funny. Boromir keeps on getting off-topic. Sorry, I find that very funny. I'm getting a bit carried away! Good job, Airehiriel! I want to do one too, but I don't have any ideas... oh well!
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04-24-2003, 02:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Heehee!!!!!! Love 'em, you guys! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-24-2003, 05:27 PM
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Shade of Carn Dūm
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*dies once more of laughter*
*clings to Boromir the Disco King* Of course! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-25-2003, 02:04 AM
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Why thank you, kittie. I was wondering if I made that clear or not. I didn't know if anyone else would get it, or even see it! I doubt my own ability to get my idea to connect with others, you see.
Rynoah, you just be sure Boromir doesn't show you his moves all the time! I think he could be one of those very "me" centered guys. (And by me, I don't mean myself, I mean him.)
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04-25-2003, 10:01 AM
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Boromir? Self-centered? Never! You care about others, don't you, Boromir?
 Hmm? Oh, yeah, sure. I care about all my fans. Of course. See? *clings more*  ... I think this is a better lighting for me. Well, no, maybe the dim light of Moria brought out my better side.... *EDIT* Once again, my stupidity with UBB code catches up with me... stupid "Quote" tag habit.... [ April 25, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]
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04-28-2003, 10:45 AM
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[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] *rolls on the floor laughing* These are great.
Slightly off topic, can someone tell me how to get an avatar? I can't figure it out.
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04-28-2003, 11:03 AM
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More please! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] LOL These are brilliant!
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This is what it says under the Novices and Newcomers FAQ:
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By the way, WELCOME Dūrlossiel! Hope you enjoy your death in the Downs.
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04-28-2003, 11:28 AM
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Oh, come on, piosenniel! Why do you want to make us do all the hard work? Why not try your hand at it?
Oh, okay, I guess I am a big softy. Here's a new one...Nine companions just added more pics, yay!!  Noooooo!! Eru save us!  Run!! Everyone!  Merry: Oh no! Pippin: What are we going to do?  Ahhhhhhh!! Kill us now, preciousss!!!  Oh, no! Must run quickly!  What madness has overtaken him?!  No! He didn't?! Run for you life Sam!!  What?! I simply said I ate the rest of the beans.
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04-28-2003, 12:16 PM
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Good heavens! *dies of laughter* I'll try my hand at another one later today, if I can get this stupid idea to pan out correctly. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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04-28-2003, 10:08 PM
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News Man: In recent news we find that The Agency For Fair Disco Tournaments (also know as "TAFFDT") have been doing some research and have found that Gandalf the Grey who you see pictured here,
 was actually not really competeing. Cleary we know that Gandalf is a wizard and if he wanted to, he could have rigged the judges with some special trick, or used a spell for a special step or 2, but he didnt so he didn't really want to win tournament so why would he not enter with the intent of winning new evidence suggests that his man,  ARAGORN put our good pal Gandalf up to it. As you can see Aragorn was once popular but now he is second best to this Boromir chap, and it infuriates him. So in effort to dethrone him, Aragorn told Gandalf to enter the contest. Well Gandalf didn't know much of this but thought that Boromir was nice and deep down, Gandalf did not want to be the disco King. So he threw the competition and thus the TAFFDT rules that Gandalf should be disqualified, and the title of "Discoing Istari" should be passed to the next closest thing Saruman.  Here is Gandalf and Aragorn and there lawyer Legolas on the issue.  Gandalf & Argorn: our lawyer Legolas has prepared this statement "no comment" News Man: well thats all for today folks tune in next time for more on the issue Back in reallity: that was a lot of fun I kinda jumped on a dieing subject I hope I do not offend any of the orginal creators.
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04-28-2003, 10:26 PM
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I LOVE IT, TIPPO!!! LOL! That was great! A wonderful starter. And no, I don't think you stepped on any of our toes, and we don't mind you reviving the disco subject. We all remember it fondly, I'm sure, and love any reference to it. I think we are all just glad that we can post everything else, too, now.
Again, I loved it! How perfect! But Saruman as the Disco Istari?! Good Heavens!
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04-28-2003, 10:41 PM
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oh ok well thank you for accepting me Arehiel i kinda got shooed out of the books section but i love the new life i have sat up here in middle earth mayhem it suits me and as for the disco istari i have not yet read the silmarillion and am not versed i the istari actually i only now of two [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] gandalf and saruman and maybe radgast but i dont what mkaes them istari so someday will read the silmarillion and my posts will improve but i am glad you liked this one
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I haven't done anything funny for a while so my skills might be a bit rusty... Here goes anyway.
==================  Aragorn: To the rescue!!  Pippin: To rescue what?  *hits the brakes* Aragorn: ?  Aragorn: Hmmm...good question...hmmm...I think I know this one...let's see...hmmm...this one's a toughie! ...-*idea*  Aragorn: *whispers* Pst, horsie, where were we going?  Frodo: He's asking the HORSE for advice?!?  Gandalf: *sigh* Maybe we should have chosen Boromir to lead this quest after all... [check pg.2: Boromir enters Rivendell]  Aragorn: Hmpf! Fine then! You're on your own; Rosinante, let's leave this ungrateful gang and go home! *takes a dramatic turn and leaves* ============== To be continued... [ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]
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Part II
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04-29-2003, 06:37 AM
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Annunfuiniel, I hope youve got money, cos you might have to pay for my doctors bill. Broken bones from hitting the floor too hard...
Im gonna have to equal this..
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04-29-2003, 06:46 AM
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 Aragorn: Right, Rivendell. Where...is..it? And where'd my horse go?  Aragorn: Honey, I'm home! Arwen: Oh great. I mean, Great! [ April 29, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]
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LOL Well, I shall pay half of the bill as the second half will go to Rynoah, my partner in crime! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Remember Boromir entering Rivendell:
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04-29-2003, 06:54 AM
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Argh, badly behaved pictures. Just click show picture and it MAY show...or it may not...
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04-29-2003, 06:56 AM
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Inspiration!
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04-29-2003, 09:29 AM
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i just wanted to say that you people die from laughter a awful lot for people that are already dead
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Yeah, Trippo, that is another Hazzard of hanging out on the Downs!
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