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Old 03-01-2004, 06:06 AM   #41
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In Rohan, when Gandalf throws off his cloak with the impressive line, "I am Gandalf the White!" he gets laughed at because Aragorn has dyed his robes pink!
OR, he throws of his cloak say his line, and get laughed at because he forgott to put on his white robes.
A naked Gandalf? *shudders*
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Old 03-01-2004, 11:59 AM   #42
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Ok, let's just stop that before we start getting the mental pictures...
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Old 03-02-2004, 11:04 AM   #43
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EEW EEW TOO LATE my eyes my eyes, my burning eyes... But, you know, I bet that would scare Grima away, without having to go through the messy process of fighting and spitting on people and being thrown down stairs and such. Useful, but at a high cost to others, then... *runs off to go soap eyes*
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Old 03-02-2004, 02:47 PM   #44
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Sam could tie Aragorn's feet together when he's asleep. Then of course, pretend to be the unsuspected innocent bystander!
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Old 03-02-2004, 06:34 PM   #45
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Sam could tie Aragorn's feet together
A noble use for real Elven rope. Galadriel would be proud, or at least, Elrond would, because then he wouldn't be able to make it back to Arwen...

Elrond: Arwen, come on we have to leave for the ships.
Arwen: There is still hope, Aragorn will return.
Elrond: He is not coming back. I'm serious this time!
Arwen: But there is always hope!
*great crash in distance as Aragorn tries to get up but falls over*
Arwen: hmm, guess not. *goes off to the grey havens*
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Old 03-04-2004, 05:54 PM   #46
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A noble use for real Elven rope. Galadriel would be proud, or at least, Elrond would, because then he wouldn't be able to make it back to Arwen...
That really put's pictures in my mind. Imagine Gollum attempting to tie Elven rope around Sam's neck while he's sleeping.

Gollum: We musssst get revenge my precioussss.
After picking up the rope, Gollum remembers that he doesn't like to be near it.
Gollum : OW! MY PRECIOUSSSS IT BURNS US!
Then Gollum comes up with an idea, he uses a rock to drag the elven rope towards Sam. Afterwards, he again tries wrap it around the sleeping hobbit with his teeth. Though the rope touches his tounge
Gollum: WATER PRECIOUSSSS! IT BURNS!
Gollum proceeds to run in the river and drink as much water as he can. Meanwhile Sam wakes up, with elven rope on his face.
Sam: Huh?
Then he tastes it, hearing Gollum's complaints.
Sam: Mmm, tastes like the tobasco sauce my Gaffer used to make.
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Old 03-04-2004, 06:49 PM   #47
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Ok, let's just stop that before we start getting the mental pictures...
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EEW EEW TOO LATE my eyes my eyes, my burning eyes...
Oh, I'm sorry... (why isn't there an evil smily here?)
And the funny thing about my last post, is the fact that it wasn't even a prank! Just Gandalf being old and senile...Mabye someone (coughcoughAragorncoughcough) was a bit grumpy for not being the leader anymore...
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