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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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*they let go of him, he grbs his sword* I'll call you- tiniest ones! Muahahah!
Merry (to Pippin): I think he's finallly cracked... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
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03-21-2003, 01:38 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 Celeborn: *telepathy to Galadriel* Hey baby, you look hot tonight. Galadriel: *back to him* Oh, stop it, I'm wearing the same outfit I do every night. And besides, we have guests. So knock it off!
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03-21-2003, 04:05 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Alas, I hail from Massachusetts
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Elf whispering to the other: Man, he's the prince of Mirkwood and he can't even sit up straight?
Elf on other side of Legolas: (thinking) Hey, why don't they notice how straight I'm sitting? maybe if I sit up just a little more... Boromir: Haha! Hey Aragorn, I think they like me! Celeborn: (thinking as his attention wanders) Hey, if she braided her hair, she'd have some very long pigtails... Galadriel: He has fallen into shadow. Celeborn: (thinking) Yeah, she'd look totally hot with pigtails... (Galadriel nudges him) (aloud) Oh my gosh! That's horrible! Poor ol' Gandy!
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03-21-2003, 04:59 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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For the Legolas-Council one:
Legolas: (thinking) "Why do they always send me to these stupid meetings?" For the Boromir-Getting-Attacked one: The hobbits teach the man of Gondor the rules of Hobbit-Tackle-Ball. For the Celeborn-Galadriel: Celeborn: (thinking) "Why is she wearing my clothes?" Galadriel: (thinking) "Why is he wearing my clothes?"
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03-21-2003, 05:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Celeborn: *nudge nudge* Wake up!
Galadriel only starts to snore and drool. Doesn't it look like she's sleeping, though?
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03-22-2003, 07:55 AM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: far, far away
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Celeborn (to himself): If that dress was cut just a little bit lower....BOOM! Feast for the eyes!
Galadriel (reading his mind): Don't you even think about putting your hand down my front in front of these kids! And, I happen to like my modesty, thank you! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
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03-22-2003, 03:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Something close like Shire
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Galadriel: Where is Gandalf?
Celeborn: *hissing* That's my line! Galadriel: *hissing* Be quiet and don't let them see you're confused! Avoid eye contact! Ok, one word: Lame... Would it be time for a new pic already?? Well, ready or not, here it comes: Aragorn: Frodo, why such a look on your face? I just asked if I could touch the Ring...Frodo? Frodo, come here...You #&%@£#, gimme THE RING -NOW!! AAAAAAGGHHHH!! Frodo: Ok, this is getting old, first Bilbo and now you too!!  [ March 22, 2003: Message edited by: Annunfuiniel ]
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03-22-2003, 03:59 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Wandering through Middle-Earth (Sadly in Alberta and not ME)
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Aragorn to the hobbits: "I'll show you what real fighting is like! ATACK!!!!!!"
Blindly charges and almost gets himself killed. Pippin to the other Hobbits, "I don't believe that's the way to do it." [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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03-22-2003, 04:34 PM
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Haunting Spirit
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: UK
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Tell me who told you that I'm not the true king of Gondor... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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03-22-2003, 05:13 PM
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03-22-2003, 05:25 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mirkwood
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Galadriel learned the hard about why to not pick up your hair dryer when you drop it in water.
P.S. By the way where did you find that picture. It's creepy. [ March 22, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]
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03-22-2003, 09:38 PM
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Corpus Cacophonous
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: A green and pleasant land
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Galadriel: OK, that's the last time I use a cheap electrician to fix my Mirror.
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03-22-2003, 09:48 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there...
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Galadriel: You did WHAT to my mirror???
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03-23-2003, 01:35 AM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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How 'bout: If Spielberg had done LotR....
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03-23-2003, 03:01 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Doesn't Galadriel know by now NOT to stand next to her mirror during an electrical storm?
OR Galadriel's reaction to her very first smoke of pipeweed. The expression on her face has caused many of the elves in Lorien to flee in terror. Since then, Celeborn has made her quit smoking.
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03-23-2003, 06:36 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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"Celeborn said WHAT?" and he was never seen in Lothlorien again.
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03-23-2003, 01:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mirkwood
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03-23-2003, 01:58 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Galadriel tries a new hypnotism trick.
This is quite possibly the best picture of Legolas I have seen.  Legolas: Can I go kill some Uruks now, Aragorn? Can I? Huh? Huh? Can I? [ March 23, 2003: Message edited by: Horse-Maiden of the Shire ]
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03-23-2003, 02:27 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mirkwood
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LOL!!! Good one Horse-Maiden of the Shire!!
Legolas: HA! Aragorn just tossed Gimli!
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03-23-2003, 06:30 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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By Gondor, he looks maniacal.
"Aragorn suddenly realized WHY Legolas carried around a bottle of Prozac...."
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03-24-2003, 04:10 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: The World That Never Was
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Na in Verain, that is a maniacal expression...
*to music*"Killing orcs is fun to do, fun to do, fun to do, killing orcs is fun to do, to do, to do, to do!"
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03-24-2003, 04:15 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Mirkwood Elves are secretly cannibals as Haldir realized once he fell.
(Seriously! He looks like he's gonna eat someone!)
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03-24-2003, 04:26 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Feb 2003
Location: Past the Point of No Return...
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Legolas: Lookie!!!! Look, Aragorn, look!!!!! Arwen's changing!!!!!
Aragorn: WHAT?! Move over, lemme see!!!! Normally I'm really nice to Aragorn, but this was all I could come up with.
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03-24-2003, 04:49 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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"You see that orc over there? Yeah? Well I'm gonna bash him, then I might crush him, then I'll go on to that one there see? And I'm gonna clonk him over the head, then I'm gonna hit that other one over there see? That one who's really angry, yeah, and after that I'll jump into that really HUGE group of REALLY angry orcs and start slashing blindly at then. Do you wanna come? Do you do you do you?
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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03-24-2003, 05:21 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Mirkwood
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Have a go at this one...
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"Forth, and fear no darkness. Arise. Arise, Riders of Théoden. Spears shall be shaken, shields shall be splintered. A sword day, a red day, ere the sun rises! Ride now! Ride now! Ride! Ride for ruin and the world's ending!" |
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03-24-2003, 06:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Completely lost track, sorry!
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Aragorn: Hey! Gimli! Get back here with that soap! It's our secret weapon!
Elf in foreground: *diving out of the way of Aragorns sword* Watch where you're waving that thing aragorn! You nearly- *he doesn't get any further as an orc arrow has hit him* hardly of the highest quality but it'll do for me.
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"We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo. |
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03-24-2003, 07:52 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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For those of you who like Star Trek...you might like this one. (The Elf in front of Aragorn looks like a Borg!)
Holy CRAP! The Borg are here! They've assimilated Legolas! Run for your lives!
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03-24-2003, 08:08 PM
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Wight
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Lost but Found
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Aragorn strained voice:Really have to pee, must not till find tree. Oh this dead elf will have to do.
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03-24-2003, 10:22 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Run, you guys!! They have SHAMPOO!!!!
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03-25-2003, 01:24 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Let's see if you guys can turn a sad picture funny...
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03-25-2003, 01:38 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Rivendell
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Eomer: Eowyn, he is dead, no amount of low cut dresses and cleavage will bring him back!
Eowyn: No! What if I...bend...lower...maybe.. Ok so it was crap...but seriously, whoever played Theodred must have been enjoying his job! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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03-25-2003, 02:21 AM
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Reflection of Darkness
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Polishing the stars. Well, somebody has to do it; they're looking a little bit dull.
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Alright, I thought of something. (Why do I always come up with these funny ideas at 1:00 in the morning? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] )
Eowyn: Theodred! My dear cousin, what has happened? Eomer: He was mauled by fangirls. Theodred: Oh, the pain...I tried to hold them back....but...they ganged up on me...it wasn't until...until this blonde elf came into sight.....they left me for him...but he had arrows...lucky him.... Eomer: Eowyn, you've really ought to stop setting up those fangirl clubs. I swear, they are more vicious than the orcs. Eowyn: Oh, shut up. You're jealous because there are no fangirls crawling over you. [ March 25, 2003: Message edited by: Brinniel ]
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03-25-2003, 11:59 AM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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Eowyn: Ewwww... look at his face! It looks so yucky.
Eomer: Well, quite looking then. Eowyn: I can't! It's so mezmerising...so gross! Eomer: For goodness sake! Will you leave him alone, he's dying! Eowny: Oh, right, I'm sorry. Theodred...can you hear me?...don't give up...fight for your life.....But it's really grossing me out! Eomer: EOWYN!
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03-25-2003, 03:43 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Arizona
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Éowyn: Oh, Théodred, my cousin! Woe is--oh my GAWD, what is THAT?! He's got something stuck to his nose!
Jackson: ... for the last time, Miranda: It. Is. Make-Up!
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03-25-2003, 06:16 PM
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Join Date: Apr 2002
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03-25-2003, 08:28 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Thangorodrim
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Eowyn: Eomer, I can't believe that you were so careless with your sword!
Eomer: Er... well, do you think that we can put his leg back on before Theoden gets back? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Himaran |
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03-25-2003, 08:40 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR
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Eowyn: Theodred, stop playing dead so you can get your way! It's really annoying!! Hey, answer me! Man, you can fake it really good!
Eomer: Uh, Eowyn...
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03-25-2003, 08:41 PM
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Join Date: Jan 2003
Location: Immersed in a Good Book
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03-25-2003, 11:46 PM
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Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now
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Very Funny! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
I love anything involving attacking fangirls, so that was hilarious. Theodred: (whispers in her ear) Eowyn! I am not really dead, the orcs never really completely killed me. Eowyn: Well, that's not right, you have to be dead, it is in the book. Theodred: But I don't want to be dead Eowyn: I am sorry, but you just have too Eomer: She does have a point Eowyn: Eomer go get the ... [ March 26, 2003: Message edited by: Gorwingel ]
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Shade of Carn Dûm
Join Date: Dec 2002
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 What? What's that in the sky?! A jet plane...what does that flag behind it say? ORLANDO'S RABID FAN GIRLS?!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Dumb, stupid Orlando! He steals them ALL!!!!!!!!
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