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Shy Hobbit · 01-29-2003, 08:52 PM

Gandalf: Admitting he is Harry Potter's grandfather and taking him on a fishing trip

Frodo: being discovered that he knows more than he let on and only went on the quest so he could return the ring to his father, Sauron.

Aragorn: reading bedtime stories to Merry and Pippin

Gollum: singing to his pet goldfish named "Preciousss"

Legolas: Shaving his head

Gimli: singing at the top of his lungs to Celine Dion

Shy Hobbit · 01-30-2003, 08:53 AM

Thanks Bekah! There didn't seem to be a general chat forum so I just hopped in and started posting [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I lurked around another message board (thirdday.com/boards.htm) for a long time and wish I hadn't now, wonderful community! I look foward to the fun here and am thankful for the laughs I've already gotten. You don't know how much I needed to laugh last night.

Bekah · 01-30-2003, 04:17 PM

I've been a member for only a short time as well. Lots of fun here.

Anyway, my little sister (7) wants to contribute some, and has been begging to do so ever since I let Luke (11) dictate some to me.

So here they are:

Sauron - sniffing a rose and saying it's better than his ring.

Gandalf - "I want my Mummy!!"

God bless,

~ Elentari II

Arestelwen · 02-01-2003, 02:00 PM

hey!
hadn't been here for a while.

hmmmm

we should make a ppage with all the stuff in here!!!!!!! with some pics, of course!!!!!!!!!

Nuinatariel · 02-01-2003, 03:13 PM

I have one!

Nuinatariel · 02-01-2003, 03:15 PM

Gwaihir the Windlord using Galadriel's mirror as a birdbath and flopping around in the water. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

(sorry about the double posting. Oops. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] )

Arestelwen · 02-05-2003, 08:33 PM

Nuinatariel, I would have send you a PM, but you don't receive, so..... what's the page
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Sam throwing Frodo into mount doom

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-06-2003, 06:26 PM

While he is searching for Frodo in the tower in Mordor, Sam making up his own theme spy music

Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess · 02-06-2003, 08:59 PM

OMG! THOSE ARE HILLARIUM! Im like cracking up...(every one was looking at me funny)Im gonna try a few. I hope this doesnt ruin the post. lol
*Aragorn singing a lullaby to faramir
*Frodo accadently mistaking the ring for a fruit loop
*Gimli taking ballet classes and being excited about getting to play the 'sugar plum fairy'
*Arwen hitting on Glornfield(sp)
*Sam & Smeagol haveing a knitting compatition (the winner gets to play frodo...)
*Legolas giving HIS rogain to Elrond. That night they go clubbing and pick up some chicks [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Krumtakh the Obtuse · 02-19-2003, 08:19 PM

These are all really funny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'm never good at coming up with anything clever, but I guess I'll give it a try:

-Sauron admitting that the One Ring was just a prize from a box of Lucky Charms.

-Theoden hopping around, pretending to be riding a horse while Eomer runs behind him, hitting coconuts together to make the appropriate sound effects for a horse's hooves.

Hehe, pretty sad.

wass_up666 · 02-21-2003, 02:44 AM

ledolas revealing to every1 he is a girl

Rynoah, the Overly-Happy · 02-23-2003, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Boromier respecting his elders **CoughcoughFrodoCoughcough**

Since when is Frodo Boromir's elder?

Quote:

Galadriel joining the X-men(Prof. X and Jean Gray)

I can see that.... I wonder what Logan would think. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

... bad mental images. BAD! *bludgeons herself with a video cassette*
[*]Boromir speaking badly about Minas Tirith.
[*]Aragorn using the shards of Narsil as an effective manicure set.
[*]Celeborn telling dirty jokes in the Fellowship's mind as Galadriel is speaking.
[*]The four Hobbits playing hackey-sack with the Ring.
[*]Beorn performing his dancing bear act.
[*]Any character rooting for Chicago at the Oscars.

ElentariGreenleaf · 02-23-2003, 06:53 AM

Frodo - trying to throw the ring back into a river
Boromir - telling Frodo to go straight to MT. Doom
Sauron - saying the Mt. Doom is a rubbish name and that he didn't know why he thought of it
Aragorn - flirting with Eowyn
Pippin - refusing more food saying he's full
Bill - refusing to carry Frodo to Rivendell because he's too heavy and dirty
Sam - not wanting to see the Elves
Saruman - asking Gandalf if they can talk things over and start again. (Saruman trying to be good I mean... you have sick minds... shame on your.....)

Antien · 03-03-2003, 01:46 PM

Aragorn washing his hair
legolas not primping
eowyn talking instead of staring wide eyed

Goldberry · 03-03-2003, 04:58 PM

lol, funny!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 03-03-2003, 05:24 PM

Grima getting a makeover
Gandalf roaring up on a Harley

AAH! *falls off chair and rolls around on the floor hitting random objects* Now I have a biker Gandalf stuck in my head!

harlindon · 03-03-2003, 07:01 PM

Borimir- Admitting he shops at the Gap of Rohan.

Legolas- Plucking his eyebrows

Gimli-Braiding his hair

Sam- Being smart

An Orc- Buying acne medication

Aragorn- Pulling off the petals of a flower saying " She loves me, She loves me not, she loves me, Oh dang! She loves me not, ok lets try agin She loves me....."

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-03-2003, 09:04 PM

Go to http://www.ninecompanions.net/HUMOR/captions_s2_5.html
Go to the last picture on the page. Whatever just happened there... [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img]

[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

[ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-03-2003, 09:09 PM

Hugo Weaving- forgetting that he play Elrond, and suddenly starting up his Matrix role in the middle of the Council of Elrond. Or maybe when they're about to leave Rivendell...

GaladrieloftheOlden · 03-04-2003, 04:48 PM

Bilbo- revealing to Gandalf that he is secretly a fan of Star Wars! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] *gasp*
Gandalf- being so frieked out by this fact that he runs away from Bag End, never to be seen again, without hitting his head on the ceiling once!

Sillabub · 03-04-2003, 08:39 PM

heee hee hee! I'll try!

The fellowship walking exaggeratedly in slow motion yelling hysterically with the william tell overture playing in the backround

Frodo doing the 'my percious, my own' thing to the ring while cackling nervously

in the part before the old man willow incident sam prancing around chanting 'trees! trees!trees!'

Gandalf dressed up like a hippie while exaggeratedly staff-fighting with Saruman

Saruman bursting into song singing that coat-of-many-colors song from Joseph, dressed in proper Joseph attire and with a donny osmond-like wig on

Arwen swooning over the Rum-Tum-Tugger

When the fellowship is in Moria Mr.Mistoffelees suddenly appears and everyone starts singing his song and yah

DarkRose · 03-05-2003, 12:17 AM

Quote:

Borimir- Admitting he shops at the Gap of Rohan.

That was clever. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Great job, all of you.

I might contribute, when my brain decides to work.

aragornreborn · 03-05-2003, 12:39 PM

Instead of Haldir and 2,000 elves, Elrond, in full Matrix regalia, comes to the rescue at Helm's Deep and singlehandedly takes care of all those orcs.

Tolkien admitting that LOTR is, indeed, one big allegory.

Tolkien writes his last letter, opening with a declaration that Balrogs do have wings and ending with the post-scipt "And all those people who think Balrogs have wings are compltely off."

dragoneyes · 03-05-2003, 05:29 PM

Quote:

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Boromier respecting his elders **CoughcoughFrodoCoughcough**
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Since when is Frodo Boromir's elder?

Frodo (born: 2968) is ten years older than Boromir (born: 2978)

Treebeard pulling up some saplings and using them as toothpicks after drinking a partidularly lumpy batch of Ent-draught.

Quirkette · 03-08-2003, 09:22 PM

Gollum trying on pants.

Gollum eating cooked food with utensils.

Gollum flossing his remaining teeth.

Quirkette · 03-08-2003, 10:09 PM

Legolas has a pimple.

Galdriel wakes up with water retention.

A hobbit bites his toenails.

Sam steels himself to ask Frodo if it's okay if he only calls him Frodo and not Mr. Frodo--then he loses his nerve and never asks him.

Quirkette · 03-09-2003, 08:27 AM

Gimli begins absent mindedly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go."

Troll gets peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth, falls on his face.

Someone says to a hobbit, "You should be wearing shoes, little boy."

Antien · 06-07-2003, 12:56 AM

denethor drowning himself instead of burning.
sam going on a hunger strike when frodo begged him to be his best friend.
Sauron saying "forget it! let them have that stupid, good-for-nothing ring."
Galadriel rapping "one shot, one opertunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment. would you capture it, or just let it slip"
Boromir saying(before he died)"iIll be back."
Boromir saying(after he died)"I'm ba-ack!"

[ June 07, 2003: Message edited by: Antien ]

Rilwen Gamgee · 06-10-2003, 06:19 PM

Boromir or Sauron: picking wild flowers
Legolas: shopping for Herbal Essences shampoo
Galadriel: adjusting the TV set she keeps hidden inside the podium for her mirror
Frodo: trimming his foot hair
Denethor: enrolling to become a fire fighter

[ June 10, 2003: Message edited by: Rilwen Gamgee ]

[ June 16, 2003: Message edited by: Rilwen Gamgee ]

arianrod · 06-11-2003, 12:50 AM

LOL these are golden! Let me add my 2 cents...
[*]The Balrog: Flying
[*]Sam: Making a Gollum voodoo doll
[*]Gollum: Making a Sam voodoo doll
[*]Pippin: Covering the Fellowship members' faces with shaving cream during his night watch shift
[*]Saruman: Trying to get his Palantír to pick up Oprah

And I want to thank vanwalossien for inspiring me to put this little picture together. *shrug* I was bored, it was late at night, it ain't too good but oh well... Heh enjoy!

(if it doesn't show up, go to "http://www.geocities.com/illusions_of_moonlight/smithinrivendell.jpg")

[ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ]

One Axe to Rule them All · 06-12-2003, 09:02 AM

Pippin talking on the phone with AA

Aragorn going to counseling for his childhood
issues with taking up the crown.

Legolas cutting his wrists... (leggy's a psycho..)

Gimli bikini waxing.

Feared Half-Elf · 06-14-2003, 01:41 PM

DON'T YOU DARE CALL LEGOLAS A PSYCO!!!!!!!

Gandalf falling off his horse and landing on his staff, snapping it in half!!

GaladrieloftheOlden · 06-18-2003, 08:58 PM

Legolas: ballroom dancing... (indeed, One Axe. Sorry, Half-Elf.)

~Menelien

Linteamarthwen · 06-23-2003, 12:58 PM

Here are some...not to funny

*Gimli going into the girls restroom

*Frodo dressing The Ring in Barbie clothing and calling it his Girlfriend

*Gollum actually speaking proper English!

[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Maikadurwen · 06-23-2003, 01:22 PM

aragorn taking a bath

gimili wearing a tutu

legolas not caring about his rabid fangirls

frodo flushing the ring down the toilet

sam singing to bill the pony

merry not getting in to trouble

pippin thinking *oh the horror* [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

gandalf riding a broomstick

gollum singing kareokie /i spelled it wrong

boromir singing in the shower

saruman playing with barbies [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Meneltarmacil · 06-26-2003, 11:01 AM

GALADRIEL: Falling down and getting mud all over her dress

THE BALROG: Putting on a top hat and cane and singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey..."

LEGOLAS: Tripping over his own feet and falling on his face.

GANDALF: Just as he's facing off against Saruman, Gwaihir the Wind Lord thinks he's a statue and takes a crap all over him.

ARAGORN: Laughing himself to tears while watching Arwen and Eowyn fight over him on the Jerry Springer Show

Finwe · 06-26-2003, 09:43 PM

The thought of Gimli having a bikini wax is enough to give me nightmares!

Legolas: getting a tangle! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Esgallhugwen · 11-30-2003, 09:44 PM

Galadriel picking her nose

Gollum wearing a tutu

WEll that's all i have for now, but i'll be back mahahahhaha!

Naz · 12-01-2003, 06:18 PM

Lemme just say: it's very hard tring to sing when you want to laugh at all of these!^ ^

I can't think of anything, so.. *gets booted off of thread*

01-29-2003, 08:52 PM	#121
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	Gandalf: Admitting he is Harry Potter's grandfather and taking him on a fishing trip Frodo: being discovered that he knows more than he let on and only went on the quest so he could return the ring to his father, Sauron. Aragorn: reading bedtime stories to Merry and Pippin Gollum: singing to his pet goldfish named "Preciousss" Legolas: Shaving his head Gimli: singing at the top of his lungs to Celine Dion __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

01-30-2003, 08:53 AM	#122
Shy Hobbit Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: In my own little world Posts: 201	Thanks Bekah! There didn't seem to be a general chat forum so I just hopped in and started posting [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] I lurked around another message board (thirdday.com/boards.htm) for a long time and wish I hadn't now, wonderful community! I look foward to the fun here and am thankful for the laughs I've already gotten. You don't know how much I needed to laugh last night. __________________ Make Middle-Earth a friendlier place, hug a balrog today! ~The Fellowship of the King~

01-30-2003, 04:17 PM	#123
Bekah Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Several miles over the madness horizon and accelerating Posts: 431	I've been a member for only a short time as well. Lots of fun here. Anyway, my little sister (7) wants to contribute some, and has been begging to do so ever since I let Luke (11) dictate some to me. So here they are: Sauron - sniffing a rose and saying it's better than his ring. Gandalf - "I want my Mummy!!" God bless, ~ Elentari II __________________ Vocatus Atque Non Vocatus Deus Aderit ------------~~~~~~~~~~~~~------------ A laita Atar, ar Yondo, ar Ainasule. Ve nes i yessesse na sin, ar yeva tennoio. Nasie.

02-01-2003, 02:00 PM	#124
Arestelwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 27	hey! hadn't been here for a while. hmmmm we should make a ppage with all the stuff in here!!!!!!! with some pics, of course!!!!!!!!! __________________ Ai! laurë lantar lassi surinen Yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron Mornië alantië. Aiya i aurë... Namarië...

02-01-2003, 03:13 PM	#125
Nuinatariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: inside an inter-dimensional worm hole Posts: 96	I have one! __________________ DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!

02-01-2003, 03:15 PM	#126
Nuinatariel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: inside an inter-dimensional worm hole Posts: 96	Gwaihir the Windlord using Galadriel's mirror as a birdbath and flopping around in the water. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] (sorry about the double posting. Oops. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] ) __________________ DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!

02-05-2003, 08:33 PM	#127
Arestelwen Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Rivendell Posts: 27	Nuinatariel, I would have send you a PM, but you don't receive, so..... what's the page -------- Sam throwing Frodo into mount doom __________________ Ai! laurë lantar lassi surinen Yeni unotime ve ramar aldaron Mornië alantië. Aiya i aurë... Namarië...

02-06-2003, 06:26 PM	#128
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	While he is searching for Frodo in the tower in Mordor, Sam making up his own theme spy music __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-06-2003, 08:59 PM	#129
Aduyuldaiel-MirkwoodPrincess Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: MirkWood Posts: 73	OMG! THOSE ARE HILLARIUM! Im like cracking up...(every one was looking at me funny)Im gonna try a few. I hope this doesnt ruin the post. lol Aragorn singing a lullaby to faramir Frodo accadently mistaking the ring for a fruit loop Gimli taking ballet classes and being excited about getting to play the 'sugar plum fairy' Arwen hitting on Glornfield(sp) Sam & Smeagol haveing a knitting compatition (the winner gets to play frodo...) Legolas giving HIS rogain to Elrond. That night they go clubbing and pick up some chicks [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] __________________ "when all is said and done and dead does he love you the way that i do?"

02-19-2003, 08:19 PM	#130
Krumtakh the Obtuse Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 23	These are all really funny. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I'm never good at coming up with anything clever, but I guess I'll give it a try: -Sauron admitting that the One Ring was just a prize from a box of Lucky Charms. -Theoden hopping around, pretending to be riding a horse while Eomer runs behind him, hitting coconuts together to make the appropriate sound effects for a horse's hooves. Hehe, pretty sad.

02-21-2003, 02:44 AM	#131
wass_up666 Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: the earth, some where @ skool Posts: 13	ledolas revealing to every1 he is a girl

02-23-2003, 06:53 AM	#133
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 496	Frodo - trying to throw the ring back into a river Boromir - telling Frodo to go straight to MT. Doom Sauron - saying the Mt. Doom is a rubbish name and that he didn't know why he thought of it Aragorn - flirting with Eowyn Pippin - refusing more food saying he's full Bill - refusing to carry Frodo to Rivendell because he's too heavy and dirty Sam - not wanting to see the Elves Saruman - asking Gandalf if they can talk things over and start again. (Saruman trying to be good I mean... you have sick minds... shame on your.....) __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

03-03-2003, 01:46 PM	#134
Antien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 49	Aragorn washing his hair legolas not primping eowyn talking instead of staring wide eyed __________________ and is crazy a bad thing to you¿

03-03-2003, 04:58 PM	#135
Goldberry Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: The Old Forest Posts: 338	lol, funny!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." -Albert Einstein

03-03-2003, 05:24 PM	#136
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,197	Grima getting a makeover Gandalf roaring up on a Harley AAH! falls off chair and rolls around on the floor hitting random objects Now I have a biker Gandalf stuck in my head! __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

03-03-2003, 07:01 PM	#137
harlindon Animated Skeleton Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 42	Borimir- Admitting he shops at the Gap of Rohan. Legolas- Plucking his eyebrows Gimli-Braiding his hair Sam- Being smart An Orc- Buying acne medication Aragorn- Pulling off the petals of a flower saying " She loves me, She loves me not, she loves me, Oh dang! She loves me not, ok lets try agin She loves me....." [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] __________________ Naneth lîn mant hû nîn

03-03-2003, 09:04 PM	#138
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Go to http://www.ninecompanions.net/HUMOR/captions_s2_5.html Go to the last picture on the page. Whatever just happened there... [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] [ March 03, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ] __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

03-03-2003, 09:09 PM	#139
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Hugo Weaving- forgetting that he play Elrond, and suddenly starting up his Matrix role in the middle of the Council of Elrond. Or maybe when they're about to leave Rivendell... __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

03-04-2003, 04:48 PM	#140
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Bilbo- revealing to Gandalf that he is secretly a fan of Star Wars! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] gasp Gandalf- being so frieked out by this fact that he runs away from Bag End, never to be seen again, without hitting his head on the ceiling once! __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

03-04-2003, 08:39 PM	#141
Sillabub Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: GONDOR!! Posts: 138	heee hee hee! I'll try! The fellowship walking exaggeratedly in slow motion yelling hysterically with the william tell overture playing in the backround Frodo doing the 'my percious, my own' thing to the ring while cackling nervously in the part before the old man willow incident sam prancing around chanting 'trees! trees!trees!' Gandalf dressed up like a hippie while exaggeratedly staff-fighting with Saruman Saruman bursting into song singing that coat-of-many-colors song from Joseph, dressed in proper Joseph attire and with a donny osmond-like wig on Arwen swooning over the Rum-Tum-Tugger When the fellowship is in Moria Mr.Mistoffelees suddenly appears and everyone starts singing his song and yah __________________ They were holding umbrellas. Not just any umbrellas- BLACK umbrellas. Not just ANY black umbrellas- these were...(knuckle-biting time) the BLACK UMBRELLAS OF DEATH!!!!! cue sinister music

03-05-2003, 12:39 PM	#143
aragornreborn Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: U.S.A. Posts: 182	Instead of Haldir and 2,000 elves, Elrond, in full Matrix regalia, comes to the rescue at Helm's Deep and singlehandedly takes care of all those orcs. Tolkien admitting that LOTR is, indeed, one big allegory. Tolkien writes his last letter, opening with a declaration that Balrogs do have wings and ending with the post-scipt "And all those people who think Balrogs have wings are compltely off." __________________ At the name of Jesus every knee should bow and every tongue should confess that Jesus Christ is Lord. - Phil. 2:10-11

03-08-2003, 09:22 PM	#145
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	Gollum trying on pants. Gollum eating cooked food with utensils. Gollum flossing his remaining teeth. __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

03-08-2003, 10:09 PM	#146
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	Legolas has a pimple. Galdriel wakes up with water retention. A hobbit bites his toenails. Sam steels himself to ask Frodo if it's okay if he only calls him Frodo and not Mr. Frodo--then he loses his nerve and never asks him. __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

03-09-2003, 08:27 AM	#147
Quirkette Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: A shotgun shack Posts: 86	Gimli begins absent mindedly singing, "Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to work I go." Troll gets peanut butter stuck to the roof of his mouth, falls on his face. Someone says to a hobbit, "You should be wearing shoes, little boy." __________________ "No food, no rest, nothing for Smeagol," said Gollum. "He's a sneak."

06-07-2003, 12:56 AM	#148
Antien Animated Skeleton Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Lothlorien Posts: 49	denethor drowning himself instead of burning. sam going on a hunger strike when frodo begged him to be his best friend. Sauron saying "forget it! let them have that stupid, good-for-nothing ring." Galadriel rapping "one shot, one opertunity, to seize everything you ever wanted, one moment. would you capture it, or just let it slip" Boromir saying(before he died)"iIll be back." Boromir saying(after he died)"I'm ba-ack!" [ June 07, 2003: Message edited by: Antien ] __________________ and is crazy a bad thing to you¿

06-10-2003, 06:19 PM	#149
Rilwen Gamgee Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: At home. Posts: 135	Boromir or Sauron: picking wild flowers Legolas: shopping for Herbal Essences shampoo Galadriel: adjusting the TV set she keeps hidden inside the podium for her mirror Frodo: trimming his foot hair Denethor: enrolling to become a fire fighter [ June 10, 2003: Message edited by: Rilwen Gamgee ] [ June 16, 2003: Message edited by: Rilwen Gamgee ]

06-11-2003, 12:50 AM	#150
arianrod Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Wandering Hobbiton, smiling at the hobbits & trying to sell them vacuum cleaners Posts: 215	LOL these are golden! Let me add my 2 cents... []The Balrog:* Flying []Sam:* Making a Gollum voodoo doll []Gollum:* Making a Sam voodoo doll []Pippin:* Covering the Fellowship members' faces with shaving cream during his night watch shift []Saruman:* Trying to get his Palantír to pick up Oprah And I want to thank vanwalossien for inspiring me to put this little picture together. shrug I was bored, it was late at night, it ain't too good but oh well... Heh enjoy! (if it doesn't show up, go to "http://www.geocities.com/illusions_of_moonlight/smithinrivendell.jpg") [ June 11, 2003: Message edited by: arianrod ] __________________ Eenie, meanie, Samwise Gamgee, Staring after pretty Rosie, If she calls, watch him blush, then turn and leave in a rush. You want to join the Citadel... You know you do... Do the Wave for Boromir the Disco King!

06-12-2003, 09:02 AM	#151
One Axe to Rule them All Wight Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: The Citadel Posts: 212	Pippin talking on the phone with AA Aragorn going to counseling for his childhood issues with taking up the crown. Legolas cutting his wrists... (leggy's a psycho..) Gimli bikini waxing. __________________ Why are you reading this? Go outside, be happy, get some sunlight! You're so pasty and thin! You horrify me, GO! Get some light before they take you too! It's too late for me but SAVE YOURSELF! For more LOTR fun, Join The Citadel!

06-14-2003, 01:41 PM	#152
Feared Half-Elf Wight Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Up a tree. Posts: 213	DON'T YOU DARE CALL LEGOLAS A PSYCO!!!!!!! Gandalf falling off his horse and landing on his staff, snapping it in half!! __________________ "You will find the Holy Grail in Castle Aaaaaaahhhhhh leans sideways" Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

06-18-2003, 08:58 PM	#153
GaladrieloftheOlden Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Massachusetts - digging up a bottomless hole, searching for something that's not there... Posts: 1,514	Legolas: ballroom dancing... (indeed, One Axe. Sorry, Half-Elf.) ~Menelien __________________ "Glue... very powerful stuff."

06-23-2003, 12:58 PM	#154
Linteamarthwen Pile O'Bones Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Middle-Earth Posts: 25	Here are some...not to funny Gimli going into the girls restroom Frodo dressing The Ring in Barbie clothing and calling it his Girlfriend *Gollum actually speaking proper English! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

06-23-2003, 01:22 PM	#155
Maikadurwen Wight Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Beyound the mountains Posts: 115	aragorn taking a bath gimili wearing a tutu legolas not caring about his rabid fangirls frodo flushing the ring down the toilet sam singing to bill the pony merry not getting in to trouble pippin thinking oh the horror [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] gandalf riding a broomstick gollum singing kareokie /i spelled it wrong boromir singing in the shower saruman playing with barbies [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Fantastic!

06-26-2003, 11:01 AM	#156
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,254	GALADRIEL: Falling down and getting mud all over her dress THE BALROG: Putting on a top hat and cane and singing "Hello my baby, hello my honey..." LEGOLAS: Tripping over his own feet and falling on his face. GANDALF: Just as he's facing off against Saruman, Gwaihir the Wind Lord thinks he's a statue and takes a crap all over him. ARAGORN: Laughing himself to tears while watching Arwen and Eowyn fight over him on the Jerry Springer Show __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

06-26-2003, 09:43 PM	#157
Finwe Deathless Sun Join Date: May 2003 Location: The Royal Suite in the Halls of Mandos Posts: 2,609	The thought of Gimli having a bikini wax is enough to give me nightmares! Legolas: getting a tangle! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark.

11-30-2003, 09:44 PM	#158
Esgallhugwen Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Where the Moon cries against the snow Posts: 526	Galadriel picking her nose Gollum wearing a tutu WEll that's all i have for now, but i'll be back mahahahhaha! __________________ "...for the sin of the idolater is not that he worships stone, but that he worships one stone over others. -8:9:4 The Witness of Fane"