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11-20-2003, 01:36 PM | #2481 | |
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"Aragorn and Eowyn flirting yet again.." EDIT: I'm so totally leaving something unpleasant in your locker while you're in Germany-land..*fume* I mean it! [ November 20, 2003: Message edited by: Anything but Arwen ]
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11-20-2003, 09:23 PM | #2482 |
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Frodo: What is that stench? Sam: Faramir... Bad enough you kidnap us, but did you really have to eat those beans?
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11-21-2003, 12:56 AM | #2483 |
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Frodo: Ah, nirvana at last...
Sam: Is that me on the stage? (It turns out, they were watching Matchbox 20!) Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod P.S. Sam looks like a fat version of Rob Thomas in the picture...
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11-21-2003, 07:34 AM | #2484 |
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Luthien, if you put something in my locker then I won't bring you anything back from the chocolate factory!!! So be good.. And anywya, I got there first, with the quote I mean.
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11-21-2003, 11:54 AM | #2485 |
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*gets into poking war with PFC* Damn you, hobbit girl, DAMN YOOOOOOOU...mm...chocolate...
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11-21-2003, 04:25 PM | #2486 |
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Frodo and Sam just firgured out what genetics is. (lol I just had a test on that subject, it was hard man!)
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11-22-2003, 09:33 AM | #2487 |
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Sam: What's Captain Faramir doing, Master Frodo?
*Faramir is disco-ing, in desperate imitation of his brother* Frodo: I can't do this Sam!
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11-22-2003, 10:46 AM | #2488 |
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*Frodo* Oh Faramir, cut that out, it just isn't right...
*Sam* Uhhhgggg....
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11-23-2003, 11:56 PM | #2489 |
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Frodo: I'm tired...where are we?
Sam: ?!?! This isn't Osgiliath? Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod
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11-24-2003, 05:29 PM | #2490 |
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Frodo: It's bad enough you're holding us here against our will, Captain Faramir, but do we really have to watch you try on wedding dresses as well?
Sam (whispering to Frodo between his teeth): Just humor him, and maybe we'll get out of here sooner! Cheers! Lyta
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11-24-2003, 05:50 PM | #2491 |
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Faramir: *at the end on a speech that has plainly taken him hours to say and even longer to think of* ...And so the girl whose aunt's husband's son's third mother four times removed was a goat, walked into a pub and said "I've been waiting on that hilltop for five hours and *begins laughing* and it's been rainig and why did... why did no one meet me?" And every- everyone else said "Because we were DRINKING!" *breaks down into uncontrolable laughter*
Frodo: I have heard better jokes from the mouth of Sauron. Sam: I don't get it.
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11-25-2003, 06:49 PM | #2492 |
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If you look at Frodo, there's a hand on his shoulder. Made me think of this:
Man: No, Elijah, you're not on at this moment, this is Sam's speech, you've got to let Sean be on by himself...come on Elijah: *Teary* But...I'm the star... Sean: Pffsh... Rubbish? Maybe. Amusing? Probably not. Love you all ~Naurwen~ [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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Boromir the Disco King! I'm still Doing The WAVE!! PROUD GRIMA FAN... http://amari.proboards21.com/index.cgi Go! Go now and see the beauty of Rivendell! The ONLY place where you can be hit with an official squeaky hammer!! |
11-25-2003, 08:47 PM | #2493 |
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Frodo: Holy...Eru...
Sam: You mean you see it too? Frodo: I'm...scarred! Sam: Is that really Aragorn? Frodo: Is that...really...soap?! Faramir: *grabs on to Frodo to keep from falling over* I can't believe it!!! ARAGORN FOUND SOAP!!!!
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11-26-2003, 02:00 AM | #2494 |
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A sense of DOOM, heavier than the weight of the Ring and Bombur the Fat Dwarf combined, hits Frodo when he discovers that the only way Faramir will let him go is if he passes a 100 page algebra test.
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11-27-2003, 12:51 PM | #2495 |
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Elvish candy! Yummy!
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11-27-2003, 04:02 PM | #2496 | |
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Pippin: a finger trap and a band-aid for a gag. And you call yourself captors?
Uruk: shut up. (I can't remember what the finger traps are called... are they Chinese something?) Quote:
I'm seeing quite a few signatures that feature me pop up around here [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Keep 'em coming! [ 5:04 PM November 27, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]
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'The Hobbit' 1st impressions: 1. Thorin is hot... Oh god, I fancy a dwarf. 2. Thranduil is hotter. 3. Is that... Figwit! 4. Does Elijah Wood never age? 2nd: It's all about Fili & Kili, really. 3rd: BARD! OMG, Bard. |
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11-27-2003, 08:52 PM | #2497 |
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I believe they're just called "Chinese Handcuffs", Meels.
Pippin discovers, rather embarassedly, that he probably should not have actually fetched the bone.
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11-27-2003, 09:35 PM | #2498 |
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Pippin: Finnaly! This thing was chaffing so bad! (inspired by Billy Boyd)
Merry: Pippin, drop that! You don't know where it's been! [ 10:36 PM November 27, 2003: Message edited by: Rose Cotton ]
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11-28-2003, 10:06 AM | #2499 |
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I was watching Inspector Gadget earlier, goodness knows why. Anyway, it inspired me for this pic...
You see? He vomits spiders, I throw up butterflies!
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11-28-2003, 12:01 PM | #2500 | |
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Pip: You see, Merry? I can get away any time I want to. I hid the key in my mouth.
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11-28-2003, 02:31 PM | #2501 |
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Eomer already greatly despises Wormtongue, but now he is truly afraid having seen him wearing one of Eowyn's dresses.
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11-28-2003, 02:54 PM | #2502 | |
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Eomer: What? WHAT?! you mean to tell me that the Gap of Rohan is closing for the battle of middle earth? Oh no! now where i am i going to ever find that deal on leeterhosen?!
A soldier: I'm sorry sir! but i... i... Eomer: What!? Sit it out. A soldier : Well, they had a last minute closing sale and well i... i... BOUGHT THE LAST PAIR OF LEETERHOSEN! Everyone: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH NOOOOOOOOOOO! heh... revendge of the Ka's undeniable lame jokes. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Quote:
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11-28-2003, 03:00 PM | #2503 |
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this is for the picture of merry.
It's a hobbit's newest trend... Pirce your tongue with elvish trinkets! Merry(with a rather swollen tongue): bis is kool... band it batches by eyes!
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11-28-2003, 04:52 PM | #2504 |
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Grima: kissy, kissy, kissy... *smooch*
Eomer: no, no... banish me, kill me... anything but a kiss from you! Aaaaagh!!
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11-28-2003, 09:26 PM | #2505 | |
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For Pip...
Merry: Elven brooches come in pints? ---------or--------- Pip: Look! My tongue turns into leaf! For the surprised Eomer... Eomer: I didn't look at Arwen! I swear! Random Rohirrim(mutters): Peeping Tom... Quote:
Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod [ 10:30 PM November 28, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ]
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11-29-2003, 05:55 PM | #2506 |
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Eomer, wondering where the heck that strange music was coming from, went wandering about Meduseld until he finally found the source, Grima's room. Overcome with curiosity, he entered (without knocking, which was quite rude of him) and discovered something which would give him nightmares for months. Grima had found a bright red jacket and was playing a CD of Michael Jackson songs at a high volume, singing along, and dancing. Eomer then got an expression on his face something like this: [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
(This would definately give me nightmares for months!) Scary...*shudders*
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11-30-2003, 06:28 AM | #2507 |
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Why is the Rohirrim's hand on my *ss?
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12-02-2003, 02:27 AM | #2508 |
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Éomer: Éowyn...touching Grima's chest hair...the horror...
Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] ->Elenrod
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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12-03-2003, 12:19 PM | #2509 |
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Eomer: HANDS! HANDS IN STRANGE PLACES!!!!
(For the Pippin picture.) Pippin: What do you mean, Lembas is the stuff inside the leaves, not the leaves themselves?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
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12-07-2003, 04:05 PM | #2510 |
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What is that strange awful smell....o wait that was me!
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~.:Catherine:.~ "I have never been out of my own land before. And if I had known what the world outside was like. I don't think I should have had the heart to leave it." ~Merry to Haldir in Lothlórien~ |
12-11-2003, 01:40 PM | #2511 |
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Eomer suddenly realised who took the last cookie from the cookie jar...
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12-11-2003, 06:19 PM | #2512 | |
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<font size=1 color=339966>[ 7:20 PM December 11, 2003: Message edited by: doug*platypus ]
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12-14-2003, 11:57 AM | #2513 |
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Can we have a new pic, whoever's in charge of pic-postingness..?
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12-14-2003, 12:04 PM | #2514 |
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Here's the link to a pic, and a rather interesting-looking one, to be sure:
Drug Deal? Legolas: I'll kiss you if you give me that last bottle of L'Oreal, Galadriel.
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But Melkor also was there, and he came to the house of Fëanor, and there he slew Finwë King of the Noldor before his doors, and spilled the first blood in the Blessed Realm; for Finwë alone had not fled from the horror of the Dark. |
12-14-2003, 12:10 PM | #2515 |
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Faramir's assistant, sorry I don't know his name I'll just call him Jim! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] Faramir looks down at the game board: 'Jim, where have all the LOR Risk game pieces gone to?' Jim: 'Well I..' starts biting on his finger nervously Faramir: 'Well!?' Jim: 'I...uh... I might have eaten a few of them...or more like all of them' Faramir shakes his head and turns to his other men 'I told you to watch him to make sure he doesn't eat any more game pieces!! That's the second time this week!!' *Turns to Jim and starts scolding him like a dog that's torn up the couch or made a mess on the carpet. <font size=1 color=339966>[ 1:12 PM December 14, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ]
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12-14-2003, 12:19 PM | #2516 |
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Eomer:Wha-wha-what do you mean theres no such thing as Santa Clause...
or Eomers first night in prision was a day he would like to forget. |
12-14-2003, 12:37 PM | #2517 |
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Faramir(in a richard simmons voice):Ok we'll plant the roses here,the tulips here and the daisys here.Oh and you know what I always wanted a gazzebo right here that would look so precious and...
Guy on the right:um sir..this a war room meeting... or Guy on the right thinking:Phew!when he beefs he sure can stink the plase up quick. |
12-14-2003, 05:12 PM | #2518 |
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Faramir: okay, so the orcs chase us up here, and we run over here... and they skip behind us, and we jump over them... then we all run around in circles, and we sneak up behind them, and... and... tietheirshoelacesinaknot!!! *spins round in circles*
Other man: Okay, maybe I shouldn't have installed that pepsi machine after all... <font size=1 color=339966>[ 6:14 PM December 14, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]
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12-14-2003, 06:13 PM | #2520 |
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"So Aragorn, you're saying we should have went to the rest stop on Intestate 321? So if we make this detour, we should arrive at the Pelennor fields on time?"
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