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04-18-2006, 11:43 AM
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Try this:
 Boromir regretted saying, "If you're the descendent of Isildur, I'll eat my sword!"
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04-19-2006, 11:03 AM
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Just when Boromir thought he'd killed that Nazgûl, it gets up again... and grows to an insane size!
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04-19-2006, 11:29 AM
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Pippin stares at the curtain amazed......
Merry: See I told you there is NO Wizard behind this curtain.. ITs just.... (Whispers to Boromir) Who are you again??? Boromir: I am.. YOU KNOW WHO I AM.. I AM BOROMIR THE GREAT... Pippin: (leaning over whispering to Merry) I think he's been smoking too much of the "good" weed.... Boromir: I heard that... Pippin: So wizard can you grant our wish... We want to go home... and while your at it.. can we have some nice potatoes and carrots... (Pulls carrot out of back pocket) Mine sorta broke.... Boromir grabs carrot and starts chopping..... Pippin screams bloody murder..... Pippin: NO NOT FREDDIE..........
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04-19-2006, 12:17 PM
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Wight
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(In Aragorn's bedroom, early in the morning)
Aragorn: *yawn* Well, another day, another epic battle...BOROMIR WHAT THE HELL?? Boromir: Oh! Aragorn! I wasn't expecting you to wake! Um...I supposed you're wondering why I'm standing over you with a knife... Aragorn: Indeed I am! And my knife at that! Boromir: Well, uh...I was just, um, cleaning it! Yes. Cleaning it. 'Cause you got so much orc-blood on it during yesterday's battle... Aragorn: I cleaned it myself last night. Boromir: Oh! Yes, I see that now! Ha! Ha! Ha! How silly of me!
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04-19-2006, 03:21 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
Join Date: Mar 2004
Location: The end of the world as we know it. I feel fine, incidentally.
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Arwen: I don't care how badly you hurt your finger. I will NOT kiss it better.
Boromir: ..... dang. ON THAT SAME NOTE: Boromir would do just about anything to get a Batman band-aid.
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04-19-2006, 03:50 PM
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Raffish Rapscallion
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Boromir just realizes that his schwartz is, in fact, smaller than Aragorn's.
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04-19-2006, 04:11 PM
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Psyche of Prince Immortal
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Boromir: if your really Aragorn then i could do this *stabs* and you will still be alive!
*aragorn dies* Elrond: you idiot! what are you doing! Boromir:uhh... your not Elrond, if you were i could do this! *stabs* and you will still be alive! *Elrond dies* Boromir: *looks around* uh oh spagettio...
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04-20-2006, 04:05 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
Join Date: Apr 2003
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Infatuation.
Boromir: I love you, Arwen. See, I've carved your name in my hand!
Arwen: Eew. I don't like blood.
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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04-23-2006, 07:59 AM
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Frodo: Oh no!
Merry: What is it? Frodo: A new picture...  Frodo and Sam fell asleep waiting for Bilbo to remember where he put his boat ticket. OR Gandalf: Hurry up, lads, this horse just ate my hat!
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04-23-2006, 08:01 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
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One thing Frodo was not going to miss was the Hobbit ritual head-bonking ceremony of farewell.
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04-23-2006, 09:36 AM
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Maundering Mage
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The three hobbits get together to make their plans of revenge on that nasty blighter of a gull that took Sam's churro.
or Frodo: Sam remember that you are married to Rosie now, and on top of that I don't really think Galadriel ever had a crush on you.
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04-23-2006, 10:10 AM
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Illustrious Ulair
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Frodo: 'Don't be too sad, Sam! I know it was good for your roses, but Gandalf can't leave Shadowfax here.
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04-23-2006, 10:51 AM
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A Mere Boggart
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Cirdan's apprentice had been set the task of standing at the end of the quay and reciting a suitable verse to see the travellers off. It began well at least...
"I must go down to the seas again, to the lonely sea and the sky, I left my vest and pants down there, I wonder if they're dry?"
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04-23-2006, 11:05 AM
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Illustrious Ulair
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One of the things Gildor looked forward to on reaching the Undying Lands was being able to eat a bag of chips without getting mobbed by sea-gulls....
Elrond: 'In this at least he will know a lightening of his heart in Valinor. The Long Defeat we have all fought has been hardest on Gildor. He has never been able to eat his chips on the long grey shores of Middle-earth without being harrassed in this way.' Galadriel: 'Nay Elrond! Though I had not the heart to tell him of them, the gulls of Ulmo at the havens of Alqualonde are thrice as vicious as their kindred here in Endor.' Elrond: 'Then it would seem, Lady of the Galadhrim, that mayhap Feanor's rash vow pursues the Noldor still, even in the Land of the Valar. Alas! Galadriel: 'Even so!' (Exeunt sadly.....) |
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04-24-2006, 10:50 AM
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Illustrious Ulair
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Sam: 'Do you think it'd be ok to move yet Mr Frodo. only my arms gone to sleep.'
Frodo: 'Sorry Sam, I did tell Gandalf to get Alan Lee to do the 'Farewell Portrait', but he insisted on Naismith. Merry: 'I wanted John Howe - he was going to paint me being attacked by a Nazgul.' Pippin: 'But they're all... Merry: 'Its called artistic licence, Pip!' Pippin: 'Ooh - can I get one? I want to do a Mural for the back bedroom!' Elrond: 'I hope he doesn't paint my creased cloak - Arwen forgot to iron it. I hope that son-in law of mine takes her in hand.' Or Galadriel: 'At least I managed to shake off Celeborn - I've just read Boorman's script & Frodo is looking pretty hot....' OR Gandalf always insisted on fresh meat on long journeys. Shadowfax would never see the Undying Lands... |
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04-24-2006, 04:16 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Gandalf suddenly relized he had to go...really really bad
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04-23-2006, 11:01 AM
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Frodo: How many times do I have to tell you, Sam? Hair gel in the left cabinet, glue in the right!
Sam: Sorry Mr Frodo. OR Gandalf: So I said to him, “You cannot pass. I am a servant of the secret fire! Wielder of the flame of...” Frodo and Sam: *Snore* Gandalf: Damn Hobbits. Or even... Merry: Should I tell Frodo he still owes me Five Pounds?
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04-25-2006, 09:21 AM
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News!
Gandalf: We've been here all day! Time for a new picture!
 Merry's tree transformation begins at the face! OR The Ent equivalent of an iPod.
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04-25-2006, 09:27 AM
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Dead Serious
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Pippin: "Look at the size of that cork!!! Merry! Where's the bottle?"
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04-25-2006, 09:32 AM
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Quote:
OR Merry's Tommy Cooper impressions weren't too good seeing as the hat didn't fit him too well.
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04-25-2006, 10:51 AM
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Drummer in the Deep
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Merry: Help help, it's eating my face!!! AAAARGHHH!
Pippin: MERR-REEEEEEEE!
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04-25-2006, 11:49 AM
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Maundering Mage
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Merry has despaired and decided to take his own life, yet neither he nor Pippin seem to truly grasp the concept.
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“I wish it need not have happened in my time," said Frodo. "So do I," said Gandalf, "and so do all who live to see such times. But that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given us.” |
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04-25-2006, 12:06 PM
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Sword of Spirit
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Pippin: "I told you not to lie! I totally warned you!"
Merry: "Yeah, but my name's not even Pinochio(sp?)!"
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04-25-2006, 09:30 AM
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Regal Dwarven Shade
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This next joke is sad, but probably inevitable...may as well get it out of the way
Merry: This, my friend, is a gallon!!
Pippin: It comes in gallons?! I'm getting one!!
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04-25-2006, 11:48 PM
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Pippin: Look out!
Merry: What? I can't see. Pippin: Stop drinking and you'll see! Merry: Stop drinking? Are you mad?  OR Merry's telescope still needed some finishing touches.
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04-26-2006, 04:35 AM
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Wight
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can't see that pic
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04-26-2006, 06:21 AM
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A Mere Boggart
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Pity poor Pippin, he hadn't seen the Empty Child episode of the 2005 series of Doctor Who. If this misfortune had not befallen him then he would have known to leave Merry well alone as his skull cracked and his face changed shape and he uttered those fateful words: "Are you my Mummy?"
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Gordon's alive!
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04-26-2006, 07:44 AM
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Friends don't let friends ride drunk.
Pippin: Merry, give me the reins to your pony, you're too drunk to ride. or Pippin was a little too late in warning Merry about the Rohirrim's spitoon.
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04-26-2006, 08:25 AM
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Scion of The Faithful
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Cheap party tricks.
Pippin: Merry, enough with the gasoline! They need the fire-blowing act now!
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フェンリス鴨 (Fenrisu Kamo) The plot, cut, defeated. I intend to copy this sig forever - so far so good...
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04-30-2006, 01:34 AM
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I say!
Elrond: Good grief! A new picture!
 Witch King: I'm going to ask you one more time, nicely... Is this the right road for Minas Tirith? OR Witch King: Will you stop laughing? It’s not that funny! Or even: Fell Beast: BUUUURRRPPP!
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04-30-2006, 03:25 AM
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Pippin wondered just when Gandalf would get the password right this time.
OR Gandalf's first attempts at dentistry weren't met with much enthusiasm.
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04-30-2006, 04:25 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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The Witch-King of Hang-on-a-minute
Witch-king: Old fool this is my time
Gandalf: Yes,yes just wait until I find my contact lense.
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04-30-2006, 05:53 AM
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Drunk flying...
Witch King: He just stepped out in front of me! I didn't see him coming!
Gandalf: I'll sue you into the nothingness that awaits you and your dark master! OR Gandalf: And I got this scar from fighting a pyromaniac steward, and this one from the time I was uncloaking at Bilbo’s party and this one… Witch King: Kill me now!
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04-30-2006, 05:57 AM
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A Mere Boggart
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Fell Beast: "Kurrrrrrrhhhhhh kurrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhh yiiiiiiiiiiiicccccccc......."
Witch King: "Oh, hell, he's trying to bring up another fur ball."
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Gordon's alive!
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04-30-2006, 06:14 AM
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Alive without breath
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A Film Advertisment!
This summer:
4 unlikely heroes must join forces in order to find the straight road: A lazy Wizard An outcast Half ling A Dead guy And a Horse with an attitude. In the new comedy adventure: Looking' for a road. Coming to Cinemas June 9th 1023 IV Age.
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05-30-2006, 03:10 AM
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News!
Arwen: I saw something odd in the mirror.
Galadriel: What was it? Arwen: A new picture!  Denethor: Run away! *Palace explodes* OR Denethor: I know how to get the moral up among the men. I'll do a special dance!
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05-30-2006, 03:26 AM
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A Mere Boggart
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Neo looks at the floor and shakes his head in exasperation as Denethor runs from the Citadel shouting "No need for a war! Throw down your weapons when you see the Orc hordes approach! None of this is real! The Ring was just a glitch in the matrix!"
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Gordon's alive!
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05-30-2006, 06:03 AM
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Princess of Skwerlz
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Denethor does his thing on the catwalk, singing: "I'm too sexy for my cloak"...
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'Mercy!' cried Gandalf. 'If the giving of information is to be the cure of your inquisitiveness, I shall spend all the rest of my days in answering you. What more do you want to know?' 'The whole history of Middle-earth...' |
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05-30-2006, 06:07 AM
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Alive without breath
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The soldier on the right doesn’t want Denethor to realise that the plate he was supposed to be spinning on his stick has been stolen.
OR The mysterious Zimmer frame thief strikes again!
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05-30-2006, 06:34 AM
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Denethor: 'No, no, no! I refuse to listen to that Animal Rights activist. What's the fun of being Steward if I can't wear fur?"
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