FOTR-movie-script

[Manwe]

I have read a parody on FOTR on ‘Tolkien online’, and it was great. So I thought that we could do the same, right? I wasn't sure whether to post it here or under the movie section, but it is Middle-Earth Fun and Games.

The only necessary thing is that it should be written as a movie-script. I'll write the beginning:

Black screen.
A voice: In the beginning there was only Illuvatar, Eru, he made the...

Peter Jackson: Cut!

Spotlights on. Illuvatar is sitting on a chair. He has a very old copy of The Silmarilion.

Peter Jackson: That sort of stuff wont satisfy people in these days.

Peter Jackson's eyes start to glow as he got a idea.

Peter Jackson: There must be action...

Saruman knocks Gandalf in the head with his staff.

...thrill...

Gimli is hanging on a ruined bridge by his beard. Aragorn tries to help.

Gimli: Not the beard, you big oaf.

...and a thousand of Oliphants.

a thousand of Oliphants is trashing the shire. The hobbits is desperately their food and pipes.

Screen fades to black.

Continue anyone, I’ll post again as soon as I have time.