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Old 08-22-2006, 07:14 AM   #11401
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For any Family Guy watchers....

BW: Have you come to deliver my paper little boy?...oh you're such a sweet boy...I got some candy for you, ya just come on inside and I'll give you some candy. What a nice little boy.

Frodo: Umm...I think I better get going now.

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Old 08-22-2006, 10:01 AM   #11402
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Old 08-22-2006, 10:26 AM   #11403
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Old 08-22-2006, 12:14 PM   #11404
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Old 08-22-2006, 01:43 PM   #11406
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Old 08-22-2006, 01:49 PM   #11407
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Old 08-22-2006, 02:35 PM   #11408
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When Teddy bears go bad.

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When wigs attack.

Or yet...

When Gandalf uncloaks.
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Old 08-22-2006, 02:57 PM   #11409
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Old 08-22-2006, 03:51 PM   #11410
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Old 08-23-2006, 03:44 AM   #11411
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Frodo: No I don't want to buy a power de-greaser! I don't use many pans! I don't! I ... greaser ... don't want to ... well maybe ... I guess just one ... two ... seventeen ...

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Old 08-23-2006, 04:26 AM   #11412
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Old 08-23-2006, 04:46 AM   #11413
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BW: Now we do the same to the left... one-two-three... one-two-three
Frodo: one-two-three... one-two-three... (...I kinda hoped that at least a waltz teacher in this dancing school would be likable... first that chap in yellow boots in jig class, now this... I wonder who teaches tango?...)... one-two-three...one-two-tree...
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Old 08-23-2006, 05:30 AM   #11414
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Secrets of Middle-earth part 33

Here we see the evidence that Frodo was one of the local 'hoodies' and the Barrow-wight actually caught him trying to nick his i-Pod.
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Old 08-23-2006, 05:56 AM   #11415
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He holds him with his skinny hand,
`There was a post' quoth he.
`Hold off ! unhand me, penguin green!'
Eftsoons the thread locked he.

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I fear thee, ancient Barrow-wight!
I fear thy skinny hand!
And thou art long in thought and might,
That I may not withstand.

I fear thee and thy glittering eye,
And thy hellish skwerlz so green.'--
Fear not, fear not, thou Pile of Bones!
Worse posts than thine they've seen.
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Old 08-23-2006, 06:44 AM   #11416
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The dangers of going to Metallica concerts...
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:24 AM   #11417
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Frodo: The Funky Gibbon? That was thirty years ago, Bill. Get over it.
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:33 AM   #11418
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The Barrow-Wight was feeling much more social after trying his new hair color.

B-W: Of course they're not plugs!

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Wight: More cookies, confound you! I've been waiting decades for barrow-to barrow service and they have the nerve only to send halflings!
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Old 08-23-2006, 08:48 AM   #11419
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Frodo: Teddy?

Wight: Fuzzy be hand and heart and bone
And sweet be sleep under the stone
Never more to wake on cuddly bed
Never, 'til alarm fails and clock is dead

Or...

Quote:
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The dangers of going to Metallica concerts...
Wight: Eh, what? Can't hear you, sonny! Speak up!

Or...

Wight: Awwww, whooza cutsie boy den? Wanna pinch his cheekie!

Frodo: Awww, Grandma!
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Old 08-23-2006, 04:01 PM   #11420
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Hypnotism, the last-ditch cure for chatters.

B-W: "Look into my eyes! You are getting verry sleepy! Repeat after me, 'Chat is bad for the brain'".

Chatter: "Chat is like, bad for you."

B-W: "No, no, no! Chat is bad for the brain!"

Chatter: "Is it like, really that important that I like, repeat it exactly?"

B-W: "Fool! Do not use the word 'like' in that way in the presence of the Barrow-wight! Chat Skwerl, consume this fool!"
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Old 08-23-2006, 04:07 PM   #11421
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Old 08-24-2006, 09:05 AM   #11422
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Frodo: Expecto patronum!! Expecto patronum!! *nothing happens* Come on, it always worked for that four-eyed kid!
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Old 08-24-2006, 09:25 AM   #11423
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B-W: Is the forum losing members? Have we discussed everything? Does this coat make me look fat? Tell me!
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Old 08-24-2006, 10:20 AM   #11424
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Original concepts for M. Night Shyamalan's creatures in The Village were scary than the ones he actually went with... *


*Yes, I'm still ragging on this movie, if anyone rememebers me complaining about it when it first came out...
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:31 PM   #11425
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General Grievous somehow found his way into Lord of the Rings, and grew some hair in the process.
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Old 08-24-2006, 12:47 PM   #11426
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A new poster from the upcoming film Potty Harry and The Prisoner is on a Razorban

Watch out for Potty Harry and the Goblins on Fire, Potty Harry and The Philander is Stoned, also watch Harry picked up his ruined holiday pictures in Potty Harry and the Bloody Half-prints, or Harry gets a new type Mobile for his birthday and sends for a pizza in Potty Harry and The Order by Phone-X.

Or is this a picture from the cutting room floor of Jack Petersons film Lord of the Rongs issued by Newstoryline Films, I'm sure I can see Tom Bombastic and his pretty wife Goldigger The Glibber-womans Daughter just out of shot.
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B-W: No it isn't.

Frodo: AH...
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Old 08-25-2006, 08:54 AM   #11429
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Frodo: But we are putting up a new one with more of me in it.

BW: Do you not know who I am?

Frodo: Ummm...Cousin It?

BW: Fine put it up.



Stage Hand: Elijah I'm sorry but we can't film with those glasses on.

Elijah: I told you I'm a rocker and I don't care for rules.

Or

Aragon: Frodo don't talk to him he's a spy of Mordor, I shall get my sword.

Elijah: Viggo you get too into your role. Calm down.
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Old 08-25-2006, 09:08 AM   #11430
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Man: For the last time Frodo, you are not The One.

Frodo: I think you'll find I am. Now where's Agent Elrond?
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Viggo stares ahead at the uncloaking Ian in horror while Elijah signs a one year contract to pose for "Life Sized Hobbit Salt and Pepper Shakers Weekly".

Man: Sign here, here, here and here.

Elijah: Okay. Hey, Viggo? Does this sound good to you? Viggo?

Viggo:
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Old 08-25-2006, 10:57 AM   #11432
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Viggo: Um...no, Pete, I don't think the sunglasses make Frodo look more macho.
Elijah (to himself): Smells like PJ's been "testing" the pipeweed again.
PJ: Last time I checked, Peter Jackson, not Viggo Mortensen, was director of LOTR!
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Elijah and Viggo made a big mistake by turning up to the Premiere Party dressed in character.

Bouncer: "Yeah, yeah, heard it all before. Fan geeks dressed as characters. Tch. We've had loads of 'em, mate. Get yourselves back to the Line Party lads."
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Hobbits ARE a virus Mr Baggins

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Guy: Money for the blind.

Frodo: erm... okay.

Guy: Hmm... I was going for the roller blind... so, I'll need a little more.

Aragorn: -_-
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Aragorn (thinking): Boromir dressed for the bitter cold with that earband and that massive down coat...Frodo dressed for the sun with those wicked cool shades...I dressed for neither. I should've listened to Arwen, grr...
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It was clear to Viggo that PJ and Elijah had been partying pretty hard the previous evening. . .

Elijah: Why does snow has to be so white ?

PJ: I don't know, but don't you think this headband makes me look like John Mcenroe?

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Aragorn and Frodo was very suprised to meet a North Face wearing Jeti, in the Misty Mountains.
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Old 08-25-2006, 01:13 PM   #11438
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Gollum: P*** off, Serkisss, she's looking at ME!
Andy: She's insane ... just keep smiling and back away slowly...

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Gollum before and after his body wrap treatment.
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Old 08-26-2006, 02:53 AM   #11439
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Gollum: We would'nt be in this mess if you had'nt lost the Precious.

Smeagol: I was'nt wearing at the time, you was.

Gollum: Was'nt.

Smeagol: Was.

Gollum: Wasss not!

Smeagol: You was Preciouss

Gollum: If you don't shut up I'm going to throttle you

Smeagol: Do it and put us both out of this misery.

Gollum: Won't.

Smeagol: Will.

Gollum: Will.

Smeagol: Won't.

Gollum: Who the hell are you anyway?
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Old 08-26-2006, 09:43 AM   #11440
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Gollum: Aha, finally! There he is!
Andy: Oh, no! I knew this undersea diving was a bad idea!
Gollum: But that shark ate my Precious!
Andy: I'm not sticking around for the end of this...
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