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Max · 11-24-2002, 04:01 PM

The Many Incarnations of Middle-Earth

Frodo Baggins - angst incarnate
Quote: “Sigh”

Samwise Gamgee – fidelity incarnate
Quote: “I will kill you if you touch him!!!”

Meridoc Brandybuck – contributiveness incarnate
Quote: “You know . . .”

Peregrine Took – asinine incarnate
Quote: “Oops!”

Gimli son of Gloin – indignation incarnate
Quote: “Auch!”

Aragorn son of Arathorn – melancholy incarnate
Quote: “I have an identity crisis.”

Boromir of Gondor – arrogance incarnate
Quote: “Precioussss . . .Gondor.”

Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood – poise incarnate
Quote: “Look out, more Doom!”

Elrond of Rivendell – sulkiness incarnate
Quote: “Yes. No. Whatever. . . God, I need a valium!”

Arwen daughter of Elrond of Rivendell – aloofness incarnate
Quote: “My daddy’s famous!”

Gladriel of Lothlorien – pessimism incarnate
Quote: “Screw you guys, I’m going home!”

Celeborn husband of Gladriel of Lothorien – unacknowledged incarnate
Quote: “I . . . Yes, dear.”

Gollum – addiction incarnate
Quote: “Hissss. . . Precioussss . . . Hisss- cough.”

Gandalf the Grey – evasiveness incarnate
Quote: “No, really, that’s all I know.”

Saruman the White – nefariousness incarnate
Quote: “Wheeee! I’m Evil!”

Manwe Sulimo · 11-24-2002, 05:48 PM

HAHAHAHA

I LOVED Legolas and Saruman!

Saurannûn the Wood Elf · 11-26-2002, 06:39 PM

Hayyy! Max, those are really cool! You got anymore? I need more! Very awesome! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Max · 12-02-2002, 12:57 PM

Bilbo: flightiness incarnate
Quote: "Look what I wrote . . . "

Bill the Pony: Apathy incarnate
Quote: "Sure Sam keep talking, just make sure you feed me."

The fighting Uruk Hai: Malpractice incarnate
Quote: "I wish I was as pretty as a hobbit, vile, vile hobbits."

Nazgul #8: Doom incarnate
Quote: "Do this, Skippy. Fetch that. Blasted ring, it calls to ME. . . ."

These ones are kind of lame, I would really like to hear other people's ideas.

Maxdout

the phantom · 12-02-2002, 10:21 PM

Elladen & Elrohir- nonpivotal incarnate
Quote: "blah blah..some wise stuff..blah blah...someone else want to say my line?"

Max! Great stuff!!

[ December 02, 2002: Message edited by: the phantom ]

Kalimac · 12-02-2002, 11:12 PM

Max, I love it! Some feeble contributions of my own.

Ted Sandyman - surliness incarnate.
Quote: "Mocking things makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside."

The Gaffer - crotchetyness incarnate.
Quote: "Well sure ye saved the world and all, but what about my potato patch? Why am I saddled with such a worthless son?"

Ioreth's Kinswoman - patience incarnate.
Quote: [nothing]

Haldir: Attitude incarnate.
Quote: "Prince of Mirkwood and Heir of Isildur, eh? Well, you get to see Galadriel when *I* say so, and not one second earlier."

Tom Bombadil: Off-topic incarnate
Quote: "Ho, Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! Come and rescue all of us from wicked Old Man Willow! Many chapters later we'll resume our journey grim, And finally we'll meet the guy with PLOT related to him!"

Balrog: Preening incarnate.
Quote: "Do? I don't DO anything. Never did. I just stand here and everyone runs like heck. I love it. Wanna see my flames?"

Ugluk: Idee fixe incarnate.
Quote: "I am Ugluk. I command. I command, my name is Ugluk. Any questions? Incidentally, I command."

Shagrat: Realpolitik incarnate.
Quote: "Allies? But Gorbag, things are so different now than they were five minutes ago."

Faramir: Sensitive Guy incarnate.
Quote: "Who'd have realized that the Houses of Healing would make me such a chick magnet? Wonder why I wasted all that time risking my life in heroic battle when getting sick would have done the trick."

Eowyn: Reserve incarnate.
Quote: "Feelings? How dare you presume to think that I might have them? Oh ... wait... why yes, I will marry you."

Wormtongue: Blatancy incarnate.
Quote: "Betray my most noble and worthy master? How could you...oh, wait, there is that little matter of my nickname. Pure levity, I assure you."

Eomer: Straightforwardness incarnate.
Quote: "I hate Orcs. Hey, there are some Orcs! KILL THEM ALL, BOYS!!"

good idea at the time · 12-03-2002, 12:25 AM

Great job everyone! Very cool Max. I just couldn't resist. Here's some more:

Theoden, King: Underestimatedness Incarnate
"I am old and feeble...wait, no! I am strong like bull!"

Treebeard: Thouroughness Incarnate
"Hroom! Hoom! Let's not be hasty."

Isildur: weakness incarnate
quote: "What, like you'd do any better?"

Fredegar Bolger: Forgotteness (is that a word?) Incarnate
quote: sure, Frodo & company, go save the world. Forget all about me. See if I care...*sniff*

Legolas: Competence Incarnate
quote: "I rock at everything, do I not? And I'm humble too."

And that's all for now folks! I need sleep.

doug*platypus · 12-29-2002, 08:45 AM

Sauron: it's-always-the-quiet-one incarnate
Quote: *glare!*

Cirdan: tradesman incarnate
Quote: "no, can't make it this afternoon, I've got a ton of ships to build"

Beorn: out-of-touch incarnate
Quote: "Gandalf? Never heard of him!"

Bard the Bowman: one-hit-wonder incarnate
Quote: "Well, why shouldn't I be king? Did you shoot the dragon? Well, did you? No, I didn't think so."

11-24-2002, 04:01 PM	#1
Max Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 7th Circle of Hell - Just near Anne Nicole Smith's house Posts: 19	The Many Incarnations of Middle-Earth The Many Incarnations of Middle-Earth Frodo Baggins - angst incarnate Quote: “Sigh” Samwise Gamgee – fidelity incarnate Quote: “I will kill you if you touch him!!!” Meridoc Brandybuck – contributiveness incarnate Quote: “You know . . .” Peregrine Took – asinine incarnate Quote: “Oops!” Gimli son of Gloin – indignation incarnate Quote: “Auch!” Aragorn son of Arathorn – melancholy incarnate Quote: “I have an identity crisis.” Boromir of Gondor – arrogance incarnate Quote: “Precioussss . . .Gondor.” Legolas Greenleaf of Mirkwood – poise incarnate Quote: “Look out, more Doom!” Elrond of Rivendell – sulkiness incarnate Quote: “Yes. No. Whatever. . . God, I need a valium!” Arwen daughter of Elrond of Rivendell – aloofness incarnate Quote: “My daddy’s famous!” Gladriel of Lothlorien – pessimism incarnate Quote: “Screw you guys, I’m going home!” Celeborn husband of Gladriel of Lothorien – unacknowledged incarnate Quote: “I . . . Yes, dear.” Gollum – addiction incarnate Quote: “Hissss. . . Precioussss . . . Hisss- cough.” Gandalf the Grey – evasiveness incarnate Quote: “No, really, that’s all I know.” Saruman the White – nefariousness incarnate Quote: “Wheeee! I’m Evil!” __________________ Do not disturb my slumber. OR THERE WILL BE DOOOOOOOOM. Favorite quote: Belethiriel, "In the Land of Mordor, where all eat pie."

11-24-2002, 05:48 PM	#2
Manwe Sulimo Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: Taurelilómëa-tumbalemorna Tumbaletaurëa Lómëanor Posts: 553	HAHAHAHA I LOVED Legolas and Saruman! __________________ "Monkeys learn sign language so they can tell the dolphins they love them."

11-26-2002, 06:39 PM	#3
Saurannûn the Wood Elf Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: Mirkwood Forest Posts: 59	Hayyy! Max, those are really cool! You got anymore? I need more! Very awesome! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Purple is a fruit.

12-02-2002, 12:57 PM	#4
Max Pile O'Bones Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: 7th Circle of Hell - Just near Anne Nicole Smith's house Posts: 19	Bilbo: flightiness incarnate Quote: "Look what I wrote . . . " Bill the Pony: Apathy incarnate Quote: "Sure Sam keep talking, just make sure you feed me." The fighting Uruk Hai: Malpractice incarnate Quote: "I wish I was as pretty as a hobbit, vile, vile hobbits." Nazgul #8: Doom incarnate Quote: "Do this, Skippy. Fetch that. Blasted ring, it calls to ME. . . ." These ones are kind of lame, I would really like to hear other people's ideas. Maxdout __________________ Do not disturb my slumber. OR THERE WILL BE DOOOOOOOOM. Favorite quote: Belethiriel, "In the Land of Mordor, where all eat pie."

12-02-2002, 10:21 PM	#5
the phantom Beloved Shadow Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: The Stadium Posts: 5,971	Elladen & Elrohir- nonpivotal incarnate Quote: "blah blah..some wise stuff..blah blah...someone else want to say my line?" Max! Great stuff!! [ December 02, 2002: Message edited by: the phantom ] __________________ the phantom has posted. This thread is now important.

12-02-2002, 11:12 PM	#6
Kalimac Candle of the Marshes Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Flyover Country Posts: 780	Max, I love it! Some feeble contributions of my own. Ted Sandyman - surliness incarnate. Quote: "Mocking things makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside." The Gaffer - crotchetyness incarnate. Quote: "Well sure ye saved the world and all, but what about my potato patch? Why am I saddled with such a worthless son?" Ioreth's Kinswoman - patience incarnate. Quote: [nothing] Haldir: Attitude incarnate. Quote: "Prince of Mirkwood and Heir of Isildur, eh? Well, you get to see Galadriel when I say so, and not one second earlier." Tom Bombadil: Off-topic incarnate Quote: "Ho, Tom Bombadil, Tom Bombadillo! Come and rescue all of us from wicked Old Man Willow! Many chapters later we'll resume our journey grim, And finally we'll meet the guy with PLOT related to him!" Balrog: Preening incarnate. Quote: "Do? I don't DO anything. Never did. I just stand here and everyone runs like heck. I love it. Wanna see my flames?" Ugluk: Idee fixe incarnate. Quote: "I am Ugluk. I command. I command, my name is Ugluk. Any questions? Incidentally, I command." Shagrat: Realpolitik incarnate. Quote: "Allies? But Gorbag, things are so different now than they were five minutes ago." Faramir: Sensitive Guy incarnate. Quote: "Who'd have realized that the Houses of Healing would make me such a chick magnet? Wonder why I wasted all that time risking my life in heroic battle when getting sick would have done the trick." Eowyn: Reserve incarnate. Quote: "Feelings? How dare you presume to think that I might have them? Oh ... wait... why yes, I will marry you." Wormtongue: Blatancy incarnate. Quote: "Betray my most noble and worthy master? How could you...oh, wait, there is that little matter of my nickname. Pure levity, I assure you." Eomer: Straightforwardness incarnate. Quote: "I hate Orcs. Hey, there are some Orcs! KILL THEM ALL, BOYS!!" __________________ Father, dear Father, if you see fit, We'll send my love to college for one year yet Tie blue ribbons all about his head, To let the ladies know that he's married.

12-03-2002, 12:25 AM	#7
good idea at the time Animated Skeleton Join Date: Nov 2002 Posts: 42	Great job everyone! Very cool Max. I just couldn't resist. Here's some more: Theoden, King: Underestimatedness Incarnate "I am old and feeble...wait, no! I am strong like bull!" Treebeard: Thouroughness Incarnate "Hroom! Hoom! Let's not be hasty." Isildur: weakness incarnate quote: "What, like you'd do any better?" Fredegar Bolger: Forgotteness (is that a word?) Incarnate quote: sure, Frodo & company, go save the world. Forget all about me. See if I care...sniff Legolas: Competence Incarnate quote: "I rock at everything, do I not? And I'm humble too." And that's all for now folks! I need sleep. __________________ The road goes ever on and on

12-29-2002, 08:45 AM	#8
doug*platypus Delver in the Deep Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Aotearoa Posts: 960	Sauron: it's-always-the-quiet-one incarnate Quote: glare! Cirdan: tradesman incarnate Quote: "no, can't make it this afternoon, I've got a ton of ships to build" Beorn: out-of-touch incarnate Quote: "Gandalf? Never heard of him!" Bard the Bowman: one-hit-wonder incarnate Quote: "Well, why shouldn't I be king? Did you shoot the dragon? Well, did you? No, I didn't think so." __________________ But Gwindor answered: 'The doom lies in yourself, not in your name'.