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06-08-2002, 03:55 PM
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messed up apperances
Descibe certian appearances that would make certian characters look like dorks
Legolas with a beard Gimli shaved a giant hobbit (or a normal person) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Gandalf with a lightsaber Arwen with a giant pimple on her nose Smeagol dressed as a hobbit............(Smeagol dressed) frodo with very fat fingers Legolas bald I dont know half of you, half as well as i should like; and i like less than half of you, half as well as you deserve
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06-08-2002, 04:06 PM
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Galadriel with buck teeth
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06-08-2002, 05:50 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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This is hilarious! Ok, I'll try:
Elrond with a beer belly Aragorn without his long hair and scruffy good handsomish looks. (is handsomish a word?? I don't think so, but oh well!)He'd still be hot anyway cuz I love him, but he's best with his long hair! Legolas with dreadlocks
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06-08-2002, 07:07 PM
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Sword of the Spirit
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forgive my ignorance , but what are dreadlocks?
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06-08-2002, 07:27 PM
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Treebeard with apples hanging all over him. Shadowfax with his mane braided. Eomer with a riding helmet. Gandalf with all those stars and moons all over his robe. (Think Micky Mouse as the Sorcerer's Apprentice.) Hobbits wearing wooden shoes. (Sorry Trotter.) Elrond with a receding hairline. (Oh, wait. In the movie he DOES have a receding hairline!) |
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06-09-2002, 09:19 AM
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Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Tirion upon Túna, Atlanta
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what a creative and funny thread! heh heh.
 Hmmmm....hobbits with beards and mustaches Aragorn as a pretty-boy. Acompletely shaven Gimli. Rose Cotten (or any hobbit) as an anorexic Arwen with spiked hair Galadriel in lingerie
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06-09-2002, 09:49 AM
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Summoner of Lost Souls
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Hmmm, I'll give it a try.
Gandalf shaven and bald Sam as anorectic Legolas 50 lbs heavier Galadriel in tank top and miniskirt
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06-09-2002, 09:53 AM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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ANYONE with an afro. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]
Hm, aaand. . . Arwen with orange hair (while holding a bottle of Sun-In and staring shocked in the mirror. hehehehe [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]) [ June 09, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]
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06-09-2002, 09:58 AM
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Wight
Join Date: Feb 2002
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A 500-lbs. Gollum...so fat he can't stand up or fit through the door. Imagine that...
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06-09-2002, 10:29 AM
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Wight
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Okay:
Smeagol with combed hair, tidy clothes, a kind of buissnes person. LOL [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
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06-09-2002, 10:33 AM
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Summoner of Lost Souls
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Uhm, Aragorn in a suit, with briefcase.
SAURON in a suit, with briefcase. Nazgûls in miniskirts.
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06-09-2002, 12:53 PM
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Nazgûl in a mini skirt?... I don't even want to know...
Gimli in a swimsuit. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Gimli with a bow. Gandalf without a beard.
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06-09-2002, 01:01 PM
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Summoner of Lost Souls
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Well Gimli, let's make that any male character in a swimsuit.
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06-09-2002, 03:53 PM
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Haunting Spirit
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I gotta make this quick... I'll come back with more!
Saruman with cranberry-red hair Hmm. Arwen looks like. . . Liv Tyler *sorry!* Pippin with spiked hair bleached blonde at the top Gimli with blonde hair...
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06-09-2002, 04:19 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Welcome to the Downs Mallorn Leaf!! I'm from NY too [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Sauron getting his hair and nails done and bringing his Nazguls to get a treatment as well.
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06-09-2002, 04:20 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Nazguls wearing tights and stilletos and singing "We're men...we're men in tight TIGHT tights.."
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06-09-2002, 04:28 PM
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Wight
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ANYONE wearing high heels, especially the plastic orange and pink ones Barbie seems to favour. And on that note, Eowyn playing with Barbies, and Arwen having a tea party with 'Granny'.
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06-09-2002, 04:29 PM
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Wight
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here I go again!
Sam, merry, and Pippin as, The three musketeers *Porky Pig* staring Elrond fatty bulger skinny the Ringwraiths dressed in white(without the ring on) Strider smiling Pippin looking normal Gimli wearing pink Well thats all for know folks! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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06-09-2002, 04:39 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Pippin or Merry in a tuxedo.
Frodo in denim overalls. Saruman bald. Gimli with a crew cut. Rose Cotton in a mini skirt. Galadriel in a t-shirt and ratty sweats. Gollum in a three-piece business suit.
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06-09-2002, 05:47 PM
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Gandalf riding in on a white... SPORTS CAR (complete with top down, Deadhead sticker and Wayfarers)...
Arwen and Aragorn posing for "American Gothic"... The Rohirrim riding into battle on... BICYCLES (complete with helmets and spandex shorts)... The Witch King in a laxative commercial... Sauruman with a lightsaber (oh wait! That might not be so out-of-place...) Thanks, Marnie! That was fun! And WELCOME to the Downs! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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06-09-2002, 06:32 PM
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Legolas fat.
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06-09-2002, 06:45 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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Fellowship in a commercial and with cheesy smiles
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06-09-2002, 07:40 PM
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Wight
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Mornie Alantie, you inspired me with your Three Musketeers comment...
Sauron as Milady! |
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06-09-2002, 07:48 PM
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Haunting Spirit
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ok I'm back
Gimli advertising for weight-watchers points plan Legolas with pink highlights Arwen blonde.... wait... that would be so appropiriate! The fellowship leave rivendell wearing tuxs When in contact with water, the Nazgul's black cloaks suddenly turn flourecent pink Bilbo's book entitled: DON'T EVER LEAVE HOME! Gollum wears a hat to avoid sunburn Denethor stands up straight, wears a complete fishing outfit and says "Gandalf, ol' pal, lets go get some trout" Strider is overwhelmed by the mission and turns to drunkeness Gandalf follows his lead and starts smoking pot instead of the shire's leaf alright i can't come up with any more right now!
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06-10-2002, 05:53 AM
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Haunting Spirit
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Gandalf with a lady-purse.
Gimli with "Gucci" sunglases. |
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06-10-2002, 08:23 AM
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Wight
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Frodo and Sam snowbording down mount doom.
Gollum in a burping countest with Sam. A Lord of the Rings Character with a giant yellow hat wearing blue overalls and big yellow boots Gandalf in a santa suite A barrowwight with make up on (bright red lipstick) [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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06-10-2002, 08:54 AM
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Wight
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I've just had a thought- why couldn't the Eagles have taken Frodo (and Sam of course) to mount doom and back it would hve saved time and a lot of other things
Gandalf wearing brades
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06-10-2002, 10:20 PM
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Haunting Spirit
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haha, fun! hhmmm...
Gollum acting like Yoda. (anyone else see some similarities there?) Nazgul in clown suits (big red noses, floppy shoes, dressed as if they're colorblind, etc) actually, anyone in a clownsuit. Gimli in shorts and a t-shirt. Smaug played by a rabbit. (but all the characters would still treat him as a dragon, and all that) The Fellowship stopped at the bridge of Carn Dum (that's the right name right?) to answer 3 questions: what is the average speed of an unladen swallow? etc. Saruman with spiked hair Frodo with the "Nose Ring of Power" Saruman ditching his staff in favor of a long piece of french bread Aragorn played by a stereotypical nerd (pimples, huge glasses, skinny, wimpish) ok, that's too many already. sorry, i got carried away. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
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06-10-2002, 10:32 PM
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Ghost Prince of Cardolan
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treebeard's penis
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06-10-2002, 10:33 PM
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Yeah, I can definitely see that.
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06-11-2002, 08:30 AM
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LOL, these are all very funny!
Legolas with Gimli's hair Gimli with Legolas's hair [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] |
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06-11-2002, 02:07 PM
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Summoner of Lost Souls
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James Earl Jones as Legolas. "Gimli....I'm your father...."
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06-12-2002, 10:18 AM
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Summoner of Lost Souls
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Just saw "Space Balls" (again [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] ) which leaves me to say:
Rick Moranis as ANYONE. Not even an orc. Have you ever seen any orcs with glasses and looking that hideous???? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]
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06-12-2002, 04:31 PM
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How about the Fellowship in hawaiian shirts playing guitars & singing the beach boys Saruman & Gandalf with curling irons & make-up bags [ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: Raefindel ]
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06-12-2002, 05:15 PM
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Sword of the Spirit
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Welcome to the Downs, MallornLeaf,Mornie Alantie, and Baran.
[ June 12, 2002: Message edited by: Raefindel ]
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Pippin and Merry dressed as if they were in the Matrix, complete with enormous fire-arms! Arwen with roots [ June 14, 2002: Message edited by: Nevtalathiel ]
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Arwen bald.
Gandalf in a biker suit, proudly displaying his "Born to Ride" tatoo. Aragorn entering battle with...a herring!
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Shade of Carn Dûm
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Do I sense a fish-slapping dance coming on? (think Monty Python!)
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