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Old 05-16-2010, 02:38 PM   #1441
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Old 05-16-2010, 02:47 PM   #1442
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Thank you, Hookbill.
But now we're on a new page, so that defeats the purpose of that list repost.
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Old 05-16-2010, 03:49 PM   #1443
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But now we're on a new page, so that defeats the purpose of that list repost.
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Old 05-16-2010, 03:54 PM   #1444
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Well, thank you again Hookbill. And in my defence: it's not like I knew that I would be posting on the next page!
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Old 05-18-2010, 11:04 AM   #1445
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Old 05-18-2010, 07:25 PM   #1446
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Yup, and he's already checked you off of the list. Thanks for the confirmation!
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Old 05-19-2010, 07:13 PM   #1447
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What would be interesting at the end would be two separate graphs of sentence and photo entries sent over time.
You could then see the speed at which people make their entries at different periods of the game.
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Old 05-19-2010, 10:05 PM   #1448
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Sentence sent, along with a disclaimer holding me non liable for any injuries or mental breakdowns it may incur.

Actually it's not too bad.
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Old 05-19-2010, 11:37 PM   #1449
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Sentence sent, along with a disclaimer holding me non liable for any injuries or mental breakdowns it may incur.

Actually it's not too bad.
It's defiantly going to take some explaining!
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Old 05-20-2010, 01:14 AM   #1450
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It's defiantly going to take some explaining!
Not to spoil anything, but I loved the drawing!
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Old 06-07-2010, 02:24 PM   #1451
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Remember that old paper telephone that took forever? (the last one)

It turns out that I haven't been around since it got published, so I would just like to make a few comments.

I was disappointed with how quickly I was removed from the story, but on the other-hand I really liked all the stuff about vikings and how evil Sweden is.

I especially found Nogrod's drawing hilarious, but there where so many great drawings that I have lost count.
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Old 06-10-2010, 12:47 AM   #1452
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Remember that old paper telephone that took forever? (the last one)
Was that really that long ago, Rune?
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Old 06-17-2010, 02:27 PM   #1453
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Sentence sent.
And you people are stark raving mad!
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Old 07-10-2010, 02:31 AM   #1454
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My apologies, three months too late. I think I simply need to stay away from anything that requires me to be able to check frequently. Real life always interferes.
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Old 07-11-2010, 02:50 AM   #1455
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Sorry for taking long with the PT, folks, I have been away for a week and apparently got the sentence just the day after I left. Isn't it always like this - I have been here for a month with lots of time, but just when I leave, I get the sentence? Okay, now I am back and I will try to do it today, or if not today, then tomorrow at most.
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Old 07-22-2010, 05:09 AM   #1456
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The Might informs me that he's been kidnapped by the Dark Wizard Examinoth and is unable to draw for a while. So there's been a bit of a shuffling in the hopes that he'll be back in time for fun!
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Old 07-22-2010, 09:51 PM   #1457
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The Might informs me that he's been kidnapped by the Dark Wizard Examinoth and is unable to draw for a while. So there's been a bit of a shuffling in the hopes that he'll be back in time for fun!
At least he didn't meet up with Artaxerxes and bite his trousers.
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Old 07-23-2010, 11:21 AM   #1458
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Those of you who crave for a little PT snack might want to take a look at what we Finns achieved on our road trip in the States...

Scroll down this page.

And this round of PT seems to be going on quite well given that it's holiday season.
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Old 07-24-2010, 01:55 PM   #1459
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I'm a bit nervous because I'll be gone for a month starting the second week of August. Not to put pressure on anyone, just to warn of my possible absense.
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Old 08-05-2010, 08:25 PM   #1460
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Thanks, as much as I wanted to draw, I'm glad you switched me to writing.
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Old 08-09-2010, 08:58 AM   #1461
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I sent in my rather bad looking picture yesterday. The game moves on!
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Old 08-11-2010, 09:25 AM   #1462
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Anyone know where Brinniel is?
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Old 08-12-2010, 12:53 AM   #1463
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Well, I hope Brinn replies soon. I'll be leaving for Canada on the 13th and I might not be able to find any wifi, just a warning.
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Old 08-12-2010, 09:32 AM   #1464
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Well, I hope Brinn replies soon. I'll be leaving for Canada on the 13th and I might not be able to find any wifi, just a warning.
There's not many places you can on the Alcan. Sometimes there are nice hotels and such that have Wifi, but not many...
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Old 08-15-2010, 11:56 PM   #1465
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Sorry, I haven't been on the BD since July. But before I proceed, I think there's been a mistake because I drew in the last round. I was expecting to only write a sentence...
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Old 08-16-2010, 02:18 AM   #1466
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Sorry, I haven't been on the BD since July. But before I proceed, I think there's been a mistake because I drew in the last round. I was expecting to only write a sentence...
Eeep! You're right! I think I made a mistake in the list!
Looks like I'll be needing some last minute volunteers to help put things right. Anyone up for it? I need two drawers.
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Old 08-22-2010, 07:29 AM   #1467
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I guess I could step in, even though I am not the biggest fan of the drawing part.
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Old 08-22-2010, 07:38 AM   #1468
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I suppose I could draw too if you can't find anyone else... But you could of course try to advertise it on Facebook? There are some pretty good drawers who haven't taken part in a while.
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Old 09-03-2010, 01:14 AM   #1469
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I think Brin must be on holiday. So I've shifted things around.
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Old 09-05-2010, 01:14 PM   #1470
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You might have noticed that I PMed my sentence to you, Hookbill. You can stop holding me accountable for stopping the game now.
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Stop pointing out my mistakes!
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Old 09-16-2010, 05:21 AM   #1472
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Old 09-27-2010, 10:08 AM   #1473
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PAPER TELEPHONE! - Part 1

So it began with an old legend that has haunted mankind for centuries. Written upon a stone tablet found in the Antarctic we had this…

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"When Tolkien and C.S Lewis had an arm-wrestle grudge match, it was only a matter of time before the 'Owl Trauma' was brought up."
Pitchwife took the words to heart and studied them until late into the night. In the morning, drawn on the side of the British museum was this…

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When the news hit, Wilwarin wasted no time in contacting some top scientists about this revelation. She told them all…

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Freud conducts a groundbreaking experiment, at midnight, to determine whether owls can accurately referee arm wrestling matches.
Our old friend Aganzir, a PHD in magical historical studies, was struck dumb by this news. All she could do was show us this, which was tattooed on her cat…


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It was up to satansaloser2005 to decipher the scrabbling. She presented her findings to a scientific journal under the title…

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The Who watch on as sumo wrestlers try a little something new, and Freud has nothing to say for once on the subject.
It was then that Thinlomine, a specialist at the University of Barrowshire, realised that this was very similar to an old painting she’d done as a baby. She therefore sold it to the highest bidder. It looks like this…

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Inspired by this, Legate took to the streets to proclaim the news. This is what he was heard shouting…

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Whereas Rikae and Mac enjoyed the family show "If Easterlings like war, let them have it", Gandalf wasn't sure if that was such a brilliant idea.
To be continued....
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But ace reporter Loslote gave us the big scoop. She took a photo of the scene which looked like this…

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When Oddwen saw it over her morning coffee, she almost choked. Indeed, so outraged was she that the only thing she could do was contact her local MP to complain like this…

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Gandalf threatens to break Faramir and Eowyn's new expensive flatscreentir, while their banana-dressed child has leapt to its doom off the back of the couch.
The MP in question, Eonwe, decided a press conference was in order. All the official documents were sealed with his own drawing. This one, to be exact…

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It was The Might complained about this and wrote a note to his local newspaper, saying…

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Gandalf is powerless as more and more signs of the apocalypse appear in Middle-earth.
Selling papers in the rush hour traffic, Brinniel came across this statement and decided to hire a child to do some graffiti. This is what she told the brat to draw…


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An enraged Nogrod took issue with this and called up a spirit from the darkness. He used this incantation to do it…

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Gandalf enters Resident Evil forest armed with snowballs and is totally flabbergasted.
To be continued...
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The spirit was named Urwen the dreadfully evil. But it manifested as this strange image in the crystal ball…

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But because this was illegal, TheGreatElvenWarrior arrived on the scene to arrest them both. She told them…

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The butter man yelps for help whilst attempting to crawl out of a snow mound.
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Which caused inmate Beregond to file a complaint to the prison guards. He said;

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Butterman is eaten by a snow monster during a truly picturesque sunset.
This was to the surprise of the guard, A Little Green, who proceeded to leap from the tallest tower of the prison, leaving a mark on the ground that looked like this…

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When the doctors showed up they were very distraught. One in particular, Isabellkya, told the surgeons that…

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As the Creeper Sun set behind the hills it spied Reptile Zombie, who was watching the Abominable Worrr Crier munching on a rather resistant Butter Stick.
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Old 09-27-2010, 10:10 AM   #1476
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Which just confused Mnemosyne, who went on to describe the reaction of the head doctors with this picture…


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When all of this got back to Pitchwife, the confusion was evident. For the only thing they found left were these words on the walls…

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Ratatösk the Green and the Earth Mother are dismayed by Lilac Alien's uncanonical appetite for Faramir's little grey cells.
Wilwarin, still dazed and confused from the last time, read this and threw up on a dog. The resultant pattern looked like this…

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But Aganzir was not fooled by the crude shapes when she wandered by. Indeed, she laughed and told anyone who would listen that…

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The Lime Wizard and Entwife are sorry the purple Alien ate the rotten Faramir potatoes.
Grieved by this message, satasaloser2005 decided to nail her colours to the mast. Much to the disgust of the captain who drew this on her face…

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Lommy, faced with these horrors on her morning stroll of the coastline, rushed back to her Pengish home where she wrote an angry message to the national society for the protection of cruelty to boats. This is what she wrote…

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When Father Christmas's elves started turning green and potatoes started eating their own children, Treebeard knew Alien had gone too far.
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Working for the post office, Legate often stole letters and read them, so he could pretend to his family that he had friends. Upon reading this letter, however, he was so distressed that he painted the side of his house like so…

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Having just moved next door, Loslote was almost sick with shock at this sight. So, she grabbed her mop and banged on the groundskeeper’s shed and shouted…

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Saruman genetically manipulates his genes so that he looks like Alien while The Phantom hides in the basement from Treebeard and his pet monkey-face-eating trash can.
When groundskeeper Oddwen came out to hear this, she threw a tantrum. In her rage, she drew this in the soil…

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The Great beast Eönwë came out of the forest and saw this. Then, in a fit of laughter, shouted this at passers by…

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Saruman uses the potent and noxious "essence of Alien" in order to become the invincible Saruman the Green, while a coniferous Ent who came for the elusive "Phantom" looks in dismay, hypnotised by the green energy source.
When Nogrod was forced to hear this by the police, he was devastated. So, back in his cell, he drew this on his leg…

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So it was Beregond who came to see this drawing while in his malicious tower of dreadful evil where he had a television showing him the prison cells. Amused and cackling with laughter, he fell from his tower, shouting…

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Pine Tree is horrified as Saruman gives his best Austin Powers impersonation, exultant in the vapourization of a suspicious green substance that for some reason makes Phantom cry.
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Old 09-27-2010, 10:12 AM   #1478
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The Great Elven Warrior tried to save the situation by catching the falling man in a towel that looked like this…

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Urwen witnessed this by use of magical television bearing squirrels. Outrage was the only reaction and it wasn’t long before Urwen shouted this to the press…

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Saruman decided to reconcile with Ents
But the new editor, Isabellkya, took issue with this, but none the less decided to present the story as an advert that looked like this…

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Laurinque made inquiries about this craziness by calling the helpline. She told the operator that…

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Saruman of the Stylish Cheekbones ponders giving into blackmail as two over-sized vegetables, celery and broccoli respectively, sneer at him over a jar of deadly Ent-draught.
It was Rune who made people’s heads explode with anger as he replied to this phone call by drawing this on his window.

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A Little Green was a window washer at the time. She almost died of laughter when she saw this picture. As she was taken to the hospital she shouted…

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The trees disapprove of a geometry-obsessed Radagast's obscure toxic waste experiments
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Which all lead to a MYSTERY GUEST having a raging fit before leaving an angry drawing on the desk of a newspaper’s reception…

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And finally, Mnemosyne went down to the British Museum and scrubbed off the graffiti while singing…

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Five huorns misinterpret Radagast the Brown's warning them of environmental hazards in semaphore as a unique rendition of Salome's Dance of the Seven Veils.
And that was the end of it. Nobody ever found out what all the fuss about. It seemed to be a big hoo-hah over nothing.

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Old 09-27-2010, 10:58 AM   #1480
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