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Gil-Galad · 02-09-2008, 01:46 PM

Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom gave Johnny a lift away from the deodorant people.

Manwathiel · 02-09-2008, 02:18 PM

fourtunatly, they dropped him in the land of sweet smells

Boromir88 · 02-10-2008, 09:43 AM

Unfortunately Johnny's stench was so strong it overpowered the land of sweet smells and became known as the Land of foul smells

Manwathiel · 02-10-2008, 10:40 AM

fourtunatly johnny died and the land died with him

Eönwë · 02-10-2008, 10:41 AM

Fortunately, Yavanna fixed this by invented a flower which smelled nicer than Jonny smelled bad.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-10-2008, 12:51 PM

Unfortunately, All of the deoderent people caught up with Johnny in now the land of foul smells...

Eönwë · 02-10-2008, 02:09 PM

frtunaetely, Johnny was dead so he could be fully deoderised without fear of attack from his (nonexistent) wings

Meneltarmacil · 02-10-2008, 02:32 PM

Unfortunately, he rose up again to become Johnny the Stinky Zombie Balrog!

...I'm going to regret posting this...

Gil-Galad · 02-10-2008, 02:47 PM

Fortunately, Johnny was getting tired of Zombie-Disco-Boromir always trying to be the better zombie, and pestered Manwe to make him normal again.

Eönwë · 02-10-2008, 04:34 PM

Unfortunaelty, Manwe got so angry that he bew out Johnny's fire

Gil-Galad · 02-10-2008, 05:20 PM

Fortunately, Manwe made Johnny immortal without realizing.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-11-2008, 09:27 AM

Unfortunately, Johnny misheard "immortal" as
"immoral" and began visiting numerous houses
of ill repute. (Well, I guess that's unfortunate).

Nogrod · 02-11-2008, 09:36 AM

Fortunately Johnny's terrible hearing had nothing to do with the effectivity of the spell - and as he also had trouble with his other senses he only imagined those ill-reputed places with his mind's eye.

Gil-Galad · 02-11-2008, 10:48 AM

Unfortunately, Shelob came back to wage war on the world again.

Precioussss · 02-11-2008, 10:53 AM

Fortunately, Johnny ate her.

Gil-Galad · 02-11-2008, 10:57 AM

Unfortunately, that meant Johnny was a hero, and anyone that hated Johnny hates all the good things in the world.

Eönwë · 02-12-2008, 03:25 PM

Fortunately, a nice plate of food apeared in front of Johnny

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-12-2008, 03:33 PM

Unfortunately, despite the plate being nice, the food was horrible.

McCaber · 02-12-2008, 03:40 PM

Fortunately, he ate only the plate.

Meneltarmacil · 02-12-2008, 08:56 PM

Unfortunately, the plate was made of nitroglycerine, which reacted with Johnny's fire and...

*BOOOOOOOOOM!*

McCaber · 02-12-2008, 11:11 PM

Fortunately, as a Balrog, fire and explosions have no real effect on our dear Johnny.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-14-2008, 09:42 AM

Unfortunately, the fire and explosions woke
up Gandalf who chased Johnny down pits
and up mountains.

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-14-2008, 09:51 AM

Fortunately, Gandalf and Johnny are friends and also Gandalf knows that Johnny is immortal!

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-14-2008, 10:06 AM

Unfortunately, Gandalf and Johnny got into a fight
over a really cute maia and Gandalf got Eru to
send Johnny into the Void.

Gil-Galad · 02-14-2008, 12:20 PM

Fortunately, Melkor was just about to escape from the void and offered Johnny a way out with him.

McCaber · 02-14-2008, 01:26 PM

Unfortunately, Melkor escaped from the void.

Rikae · 02-14-2008, 01:30 PM

Fortunately, Johnny voted for him and got him lynched.

McCaber · 02-14-2008, 01:57 PM

Unfortunately, Melkor was the Seer.

Gil-Galad · 02-14-2008, 10:45 PM

Fortunately, that was the deciding vote, were-feanor and his wolves won, the game was over and Melkor was alive again.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-19-2008, 09:36 AM

Unfortunately, Melkor was only alive as a
reanimated zombie.

Groin Redbeard · 02-19-2008, 11:18 AM

Fortunately, Melkor the zombie was quite handsome.

Gil-Galad · 02-19-2008, 12:58 PM

Unfortunately, that made Zombie-Disco-Boromir jealous.

Meneltarmacil · 02-19-2008, 01:42 PM

Fortunately, they were both burned to ashes because THE DRAGON CAME!

Rikae · 02-19-2008, 01:51 PM

Unfortunately, the ashes were also quite handsome.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-19-2008, 01:51 PM

Unfortunately, THE DRAGON exploded in a rather anticlimactic 'pop'.

Eönwë · 02-20-2008, 01:14 PM

fortunately, it was a handsome sounding 'pop'

Groin Redbeard · 02-20-2008, 01:22 PM

Unfortunately, the last post doesn't count, because dortunately isn't a word (it sounds cool

).

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-20-2008, 01:23 PM

Fortunately, it cancelled out the previous double 'Unfortunately' posts.

Eönwë · 02-20-2008, 02:48 PM

Fortunately (to fix up the whole mix up of double unfortunately posts) the post actually now says (And has said for a while) fortunately and so the handsome pop is resurrected from the dead post graveyard.

McCaber · 02-20-2008, 02:57 PM

Unfortunately, that means it was not only a double post, but a zombie double post.

02-09-2008, 01:46 PM	#5161
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, Mt. Zoom gave Johnny a lift away from the deodorant people. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-10-2008, 09:43 AM	#5163
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately Johnny's stench was so strong it overpowered the land of sweet smells and became known as the Land of foul smells __________________ Fenris Penguin

02-10-2008, 10:41 AM	#5165
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, Yavanna fixed this by invented a flower which smelled nicer than Jonny smelled bad. __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-10-2008, 12:51 PM	#5166
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Unfortunately, All of the deoderent people caught up with Johnny in now the land of foul smells... __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

02-10-2008, 02:09 PM	#5167
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	frtunaetely, Johnny was dead so he could be fully deoderised without fear of attack from his (nonexistent) wings __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-09-2008, 02:18 PM	#5162
Manwathiel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 22	fourtunatly, they dropped him in the land of sweet smells

02-10-2008, 10:40 AM	#5164
Manwathiel Pile O'Bones Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 22	fourtunatly johnny died and the land died with him

02-10-2008, 02:32 PM	#5168
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, he rose up again to become Johnny the Stinky Zombie Balrog! ...I'm going to regret posting this... __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-10-2008, 02:47 PM	#5169
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	yes yo uare Fortunately, Johnny was getting tired of Zombie-Disco-Boromir always trying to be the better zombie, and pestered Manwe to make him normal again. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-10-2008, 04:34 PM	#5170
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunaelty, Manwe got so angry that he bew out Johnny's fire __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-10-2008, 05:20 PM	#5171
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Manwe made Johnny immortal without realizing. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-11-2008, 09:27 AM	#5172
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Johnny misheard "immortal" as "immoral" and began visiting numerous houses of ill repute. (Well, I guess that's unfortunate). __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-11-2008, 09:36 AM	#5173
Nogrod Flame of the Ainulindalë Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Wearing rat's coat, crowskin, crossed staves in a field behaving as the wind behaves Posts: 9,330	Fortunately Johnny's terrible hearing had nothing to do with the effectivity of the spell - and as he also had trouble with his other senses he only imagined those ill-reputed places with his mind's eye. __________________ Upon the hearth the fire is red Beneath the roof there is a bed; But not yet weary are our feet...

02-11-2008, 10:48 AM	#5174
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, Shelob came back to wage war on the world again. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-11-2008, 10:53 AM	#5175
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	Fortunately, Johnny ate her. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

02-11-2008, 10:57 AM	#5176
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, that meant Johnny was a hero, and anyone that hated Johnny hates all the good things in the world. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-12-2008, 03:25 PM	#5177
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, a nice plate of food apeared in front of Johnny __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-12-2008, 03:33 PM	#5178
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, despite the plate being nice, the food was horrible. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

02-12-2008, 03:40 PM	#5179
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Fortunately, he ate only the plate. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-12-2008, 08:56 PM	#5180
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the plate was made of nitroglycerine, which reacted with Johnny's fire and... *BOOOOOOOOOM!* __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-12-2008, 11:11 PM	#5181
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Fortunately, as a Balrog, fire and explosions have no real effect on our dear Johnny. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-14-2008, 09:42 AM	#5182
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, the fire and explosions woke up Gandalf who chased Johnny down pits and up mountains. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-14-2008, 09:51 AM	#5183
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, Gandalf and Johnny are friends and also Gandalf knows that Johnny is immortal! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

02-14-2008, 10:06 AM	#5184
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Gandalf and Johnny got into a fight over a really cute maia and Gandalf got Eru to send Johnny into the Void. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-14-2008, 12:20 PM	#5185
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Melkor was just about to escape from the void and offered Johnny a way out with him. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-14-2008, 01:26 PM	#5186
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Unfortunately, Melkor escaped from the void. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-14-2008, 01:30 PM	#5187
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, Johnny voted for him and got him lynched. Last edited by Rikae; 02-14-2008 at 01:34 PM.

02-14-2008, 01:57 PM	#5188
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Unfortunately, Melkor was the Seer. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-14-2008, 10:45 PM	#5189
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, that was the deciding vote, were-feanor and his wolves won, the game was over and Melkor was alive again. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-19-2008, 09:36 AM	#5190
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately, Melkor was only alive as a reanimated zombie. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-19-2008, 11:18 AM	#5191
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,735	Fortunately, Melkor the zombie was quite handsome. __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

02-19-2008, 12:58 PM	#5192
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, that made Zombie-Disco-Boromir jealous. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-19-2008, 01:42 PM	#5193
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, they were both burned to ashes because THE DRAGON CAME! __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-19-2008, 01:51 PM	#5194
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, the ashes were also quite handsome.

02-19-2008, 01:51 PM	#5195
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Unfortunately, THE DRAGON exploded in a rather anticlimactic 'pop'. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...