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Eönwë · 02-20-2008, 03:22 PM

Fortunately its time to get back on topic

Meneltarmacil · 02-20-2008, 03:38 PM

Fortunately, a mad Oliphaunt trampled all the zombies flat.

Eönwë · 02-20-2008, 04:29 PM

Unfortunately, zombie threads can not be trampled on, so they stayed alive on other computers (Except the one that was trampled)

Meneltarmacil · 02-20-2008, 04:30 PM

Fortunately, he trampled the entire Internet.

McCaber · 02-20-2008, 05:02 PM

Unfortunately, that means that I can't do my paper about the internet and I end up failing out of college.

Rikae · 02-20-2008, 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by McCaber

Unfortunately, that means that I can't do my paper about the internet and I end up failing out of college.

Fortunately, Harvard gave McCaber an honorary PhD in Applied Lycanthropy.

Meneltarmacil · 02-20-2008, 05:58 PM

Unfortunately, the villagers lynched him before he could get anything out of the degree.

McCaber · 02-20-2008, 06:07 PM

Fortunately he at least got a meal of the Harvard professors.

Tuor in Gondolin · 02-21-2008, 09:24 AM

Unfortunately for the Harvard professors, they
encountered a vengeful McCaber, now starring in
"Young Frankenstein II, He's Back With An Attitude!"
(The love child of Elizabeth and the monster?)

Gil-Galad · 02-21-2008, 01:12 PM

Fortunately, Eru slipped and fell on the reset button.

Meneltarmacil · 02-21-2008, 02:36 PM

Unfortunately, this caused everything to revert to the way it was in the beginning, and thus Morgoth was no longer stuck in the Void.

Eönwë · 02-21-2008, 04:46 PM

Fortunately, Morgoth was not et Morgoth, as such, and still, Melko, and not yet evil, and all the other Valar liked him (except Ulmo, the outcast, with his amazing foresight).

Meneltarmacil · 02-21-2008, 11:31 PM

Unfortunately, Melkor had somehow kept all his memories from before the reset and was therefore still evil.

Eönwë · 02-22-2008, 08:27 AM

Fortunately (for Melko) the other Valar didn't know this and were still his friends

Groin Redbeard · 02-22-2008, 10:59 AM

Unfortunately, Ulmo found out!

Eönwë · 02-22-2008, 11:25 AM

Fortunately, he told he other Valar

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Meneltarmacil · 02-22-2008, 01:10 PM

Unfortunately, it was too late and Morgoth had taken over the universe.

Eönwë · 02-22-2008, 01:31 PM

Fortunately, Meneltarmacil has run out of ideas that end in the total destruction of Arda and beyond

McCaber · 02-22-2008, 01:32 PM

Unfortunately, other people than Menel still had these ideas.

Eönwë · 02-22-2008, 03:59 PM

Fortunately, I'm not one of them

Rikae · 02-22-2008, 05:03 PM

Unfortunately, I am one of them and THE DRAGON CAME!

Meneltarmacil · 02-22-2008, 07:57 PM

Fortunately, he got really sick and died.

McCaber · 02-22-2008, 08:28 PM

Unfortunately, before he died he caused some major havoc.

Gil-Galad · 02-22-2008, 10:37 PM

Fortunately, that havoc was undermined by Gandalf. and became nuisance havoc.

McCaber · 02-23-2008, 02:53 AM

Unfortunately, this made Major Havoc sad. With his demotion, he was only a Corporal Havoc.

Rikae · 02-23-2008, 09:29 AM

Fortunately, he died and became Incorporeal Corporal Havoc.

Gil-Galad · 02-23-2008, 12:46 PM

Unfortunately, Professor Chaos

came by and recruited him to his cause

Rikae · 02-23-2008, 01:24 PM

Fortunately, his cause was "looking as absurd as possible while sharing chocolate bars with his pet bat in the stairwell of a large and very ugly central European university EDIT and chanting "yes, I am on topic, Tolkientolkientolkien".

Eönwë · 02-23-2008, 01:28 PM

Unfortunately, the Hare (that started off as hair in page 1) returned again in the arms of Zombie-Johnny-the-stinking-Balrog

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-23-2008, 04:39 PM

Fortunately, they both smelled nice!

Gil-Galad · 02-23-2008, 08:05 PM

Unfortunately, that amounted to almost nothing.

Eönwë · 02-24-2008, 03:51 AM

Fortunatey they were frozen for two years (using superior cryogenicss to what we have now, that actually worked)

Rikae · 02-24-2008, 08:24 AM

Unfortuately, Prof. Chaos and Corporal Havoc mistook them for fudgesicles and ate them.

Eönwë · 02-24-2008, 09:37 AM

Fortunately this did not matter, as they were only their stunt doubls, and the real ones were safely locked away in mount doom

Gil-Galad · 02-24-2008, 01:26 PM

Unfortuantely, Mount Doom became Mt. Zoom once again!

Meneltarmacil · 02-24-2008, 01:46 PM

Fortunately, it drove off a cliff and fell into the sea.

Hookbill the Goomba · 02-24-2008, 02:02 PM

Unfortunately, the Sea was so sick of the Mount Zoom joke that it threw it back onto the land with a roar.

Eönwë · 02-24-2008, 02:44 PM

Fortunately, the Hare and Johnny escaped unscathed

TheGreatElvenWarrior · 02-24-2008, 03:57 PM

Unfortunately, Johnny and the hare disappeared into oblivion.

Eönwë · 02-24-2008, 04:44 PM

Fortunately, oblivion was actually Bilbo's house, and they were all well fed and happy.

02-20-2008, 03:22 PM	#5201
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately its time to get back on topic __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-20-2008, 03:38 PM	#5202
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, a mad Oliphaunt trampled all the zombies flat. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-20-2008, 04:29 PM	#5203
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, zombie threads can not be trampled on, so they stayed alive on other computers (Except the one that was trampled) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place Last edited by Eönwë; 02-21-2008 at 05:31 AM.

02-20-2008, 04:30 PM	#5204
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, he trampled the entire Internet. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-20-2008, 05:02 PM	#5205
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Unfortunately, that means that I can't do my paper about the internet and I end up failing out of college. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-20-2008, 05:58 PM	#5207
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the villagers lynched him before he could get anything out of the degree. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-20-2008, 06:07 PM	#5208
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Fortunately he at least got a meal of the Harvard professors. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-21-2008, 09:24 AM	#5209
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Unfortunately for the Harvard professors, they encountered a vengeful McCaber, now starring in "Young Frankenstein II, He's Back With An Attitude!" (The love child of Elizabeth and the monster?) __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

02-21-2008, 01:12 PM	#5210
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Eru slipped and fell on the reset button. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-21-2008, 02:36 PM	#5211
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, this caused everything to revert to the way it was in the beginning, and thus Morgoth was no longer stuck in the Void. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-21-2008, 04:46 PM	#5212
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, Morgoth was not et Morgoth, as such, and still, Melko, and not yet evil, and all the other Valar liked him (except Ulmo, the outcast, with his amazing foresight). __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-21-2008, 11:31 PM	#5213
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Melkor had somehow kept all his memories from before the reset and was therefore still evil. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-22-2008, 08:27 AM	#5214
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately (for Melko) the other Valar didn't know this and were still his friends __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-22-2008, 10:59 AM	#5215
Groin Redbeard Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Facing the world's troubles with Christ's hope! Posts: 1,735	Unfortunately, Ulmo found out! __________________ I heard the bells on Christmas Day. Their old, familiar carols play. And wild and sweet the words repeatof peace on earth, good-will to men! ~Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

02-22-2008, 11:25 AM	#5216
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, he told he other Valar edit:wooo! 123 posts __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-22-2008, 01:10 PM	#5217
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, it was too late and Morgoth had taken over the universe. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-22-2008, 01:31 PM	#5218
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, Meneltarmacil has run out of ideas that end in the total destruction of Arda and beyond __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-22-2008, 01:32 PM	#5219
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Unfortunately, other people than Menel still had these ideas. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-22-2008, 03:59 PM	#5220
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately, I'm not one of them __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-22-2008, 05:03 PM	#5221
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortunately, I am one of them and THE DRAGON CAME!

02-22-2008, 07:57 PM	#5222
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, he got really sick and died. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

02-22-2008, 08:28 PM	#5223
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Unfortunately, before he died he caused some major havoc. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-22-2008, 10:37 PM	#5224
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	post # 4872! Fortunately, that havoc was undermined by Gandalf. and became nuisance havoc. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-23-2008, 02:53 AM	#5225
McCaber Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Skyrim, again. Posts: 837	Unfortunately, this made Major Havoc sad. With his demotion, he was only a Corporal Havoc. __________________ Werewolves vs. Fishmen. The battle of the century.

02-23-2008, 09:29 AM	#5226
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, he died and became Incorporeal Corporal Havoc.

02-23-2008, 12:46 PM	#5227
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, Professor Chaos came by and recruited him to his cause __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-23-2008, 01:24 PM	#5228
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Fortunately, his cause was "looking as absurd as possible while sharing chocolate bars with his pet bat in the stairwell of a large and very ugly central European university EDIT and chanting "yes, I am on topic, Tolkientolkientolkien".

02-23-2008, 01:28 PM	#5229
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Unfortunately, the Hare (that started off as hair in page 1) returned again in the arms of Zombie-Johnny-the-stinking-Balrog __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-23-2008, 04:39 PM	#5230
TheGreatElvenWarrior Mighty Quill Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Walking off to look for America Posts: 2,346	Fortunately, they both smelled nice! __________________ The Party Doesn't Start Until You're Dead.

02-23-2008, 08:05 PM	#5231
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, that amounted to almost nothing. __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-24-2008, 03:51 AM	#5232
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunatey they were frozen for two years (using superior cryogenicss to what we have now, that actually worked) __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-24-2008, 08:24 AM	#5233
Rikae Mellifluous Maia Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: A glade open to the stars, deep in Nan Elmoth Posts: 3,533	Unfortuately, Prof. Chaos and Corporal Havoc mistook them for fudgesicles and ate them.

02-24-2008, 09:37 AM	#5234
Eönwë Flame Imperishable Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Right here Posts: 3,995	Fortunately this did not matter, as they were only their stunt doubls, and the real ones were safely locked away in mount doom __________________ Welcome to the Barrow Do-owns Forum / Such a lovely place

02-24-2008, 01:26 PM	#5235
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortuantely, Mount Doom became Mt. Zoom once again! __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

02-24-2008, 01:46 PM	#5236
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, it drove off a cliff and fell into the sea. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.