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hobbitlass · 02-14-2003, 04:36 AM

Will you be my Valentine?

Airehiriel · 02-14-2003, 08:23 AM

ME fashion week

dragoneyes · 02-14-2003, 09:04 AM

Soldier: Are these wings REALLY neccesary? I mean, what do they do? Give me the ability to fly if I get into too much trouble?
Person who designed the helmets: No, just think of it this way, whenever your arrow breaks, you got enough feathers to make another one!
Soldier: Because I'll have time to fix an arrow in the midst of battle!

Helkahothion · 02-14-2003, 11:09 AM

Sorry but I liked to know what you make of this.

Legolas is standing in the corner because he farted on Gimli's head.

Greetings,

Anuion
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Yamaha xj600 history

eleanor_niphredil · 02-14-2003, 11:54 AM

All thats missing is the dunces hat! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Purple Elf · 02-14-2003, 04:24 PM

Legolas "if i hold my head in this particular way the wind catches my hair just enough to look dramatic but not so much as to muss up my hair, i am indeed the prince of mirkwood, if only Aragorn would take this kind of care!"

Tar-Palantir · 02-14-2003, 06:55 PM

Aragorn:"Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?"

Legolas:"Some hills, some clouds, some rocks. What are you, blind?"

Gorwingel · 02-15-2003, 09:12 PM

Legolas: I see... Oh, yes of course, my reflection in a lake over younder. I do look good, my cheekbones belong in a museum, and my hair is the fairest of all.

02-15-2003, 09:25 PM

Gandalf: Look? What is that brown cloud on the sky?

Legolas: I think it's smoke from a barbeque up at Isengard! Let's go!

Gandalf: Saruman has turned evil! We cannot go there!

Legolas: Who cares? There'll be hamburgers!

Airehiriel · 02-17-2003, 09:11 AM

Pippin: Look, Merry! We've died and gone to heaven!

Helkahothion · 02-17-2003, 12:58 PM

Nice pic. Is it Pippin and Merry discovering Saruman's supplies?

Here's the caption.

Newsreader: We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. Pippin and Merry A.K.A. Hans and Grittel have disscovered the candyhouse of the wich. They ate it completly and are now on the run.
Pippin: Hehe we shure showed that wich. Never underestemate the metabolism of a Hobbit.
*They both walk in the sunset laughing evily*
[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Greetings,

Anuion
________
Think mill

ElentariGreenleaf · 02-17-2003, 02:30 PM

Pippin: Wow! Lookat all this food Merry!
Merry: Don't look now Pip, but I think Sarauman wants back that Pipe Weed we stole.... RUN!

Diamond18 · 02-17-2003, 04:16 PM

Oh, oh, oh! I love that picture, I hope it's in RotK! *does a little dance*

Okay...

Merry: "Don't look so happy, Pip. Gandalf says we have to spin this food into gold before morning or it's off with our heads."

Gorwingel · 02-17-2003, 04:35 PM

Merry: Remember I said that maybe It was not a good idea that we left the Shire, well I totally take that line back. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

cannedpoatoe · 02-17-2003, 09:31 PM

Pippin: Well if this is what happens on a mission....quest....thing then I'm getting another one!
Merry: pipeweed!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

engwaalphiel · 02-18-2003, 04:22 AM

Pippin:wow merry .... look at the size of that cabbage .
Merry: And you thought Farmer Maggots was big!

dragoneyes · 02-18-2003, 07:47 AM

is it too early? Oh well...

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

LadyElbereth · 02-18-2003, 08:18 AM

Sam: *flap* *flap* *flap* Mr.Frodo?! Am I flying yet?

engwaalphiel · 02-18-2003, 09:35 AM

Sam:MR FRODO LOOOK!!!
Frodo:*thinks* just keep looking away and wrap myself in my bathrobe like jacket and nobody will notice....

Not so good but hey i tried....

Airehiriel · 02-18-2003, 09:42 AM

Sam: (whispers to Frodo) These people don't look nothin' like us, Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: I know, Sam. Just keep walking and don't look at them. *thinks to self* although their clothing looks warmer!
Sam: *thinks to self* Mr. Frodo looks cold, maybe I should get out my fryin' pan, and bang one of these on the head, and steal his nice warm-lookin' clothes for Mr. Frodo.
Frodo: *Thinks to self* I hope Sam doesn't get any big ideas!

Airehiriel · 02-18-2003, 09:49 AM

(Grond, Warg shaped battering ram) I've wanted to put this up for a while, but didn't know what to say about it. Can you guys think of anything?

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ]

Faenaduial · 02-18-2003, 10:48 AM

Grond: If these Orcs keep shoving on my butt and ramming my nose into the wall I'm going to let one fly. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Gorwingel · 02-18-2003, 04:41 PM

Grond: Can someone let me out of here? Please, I have been here way too long, I don't think we are really going to have to go into battle.

Tar-Palantir · 02-18-2003, 05:35 PM

Grond:"When they asked for volunteers to head up the battering ram division I had no idea they meant like this!!"

[ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ]

**The Saucepan Man** · 02-18-2003, 09:27 PM

Grond: "Hey, forget those fluffy hyenas. This is how a Warg should look."

Silmarien · 02-19-2003, 02:16 AM

First I'd like to say well done to everyone who has posted they're great at times I was almost literally ROFLing. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Also I hope you don't mind but I've put together a collection (to email around) and I'm up to my 3rd page (should be 4th I put too many on the first one).
Sorry that is way off the point. But I kinda want to ask your permisson. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Grond:Is my surgery finished yet? I've gotten a bit stiff over the years. I kinda want to get out to war now.

This is my first go so sorry it's not that good.

Rose Cotton · 02-19-2003, 06:06 AM

Frodo: Ring...getting....heavier!
Faramir: Oh, come on Frodo. We don't have time for this.

Horse-Maiden of the Shire · 02-19-2003, 10:17 AM

Frodo: Oh jeez!! My hand! You idiot you shot me in my hand!!!!
Faramir: Umm.....*points to guy beside him* He did it?

Airehiriel · 02-19-2003, 11:21 AM

Frodo: Don't worry precious, I won't let this jerk take you from me. Just don't you worry. I have you. Even if he is bigger than me, and probably stronger than me, I will never let him take you, NEVER!

Lady Iverin · 02-19-2003, 11:47 AM

Frodo: Oh, the pain! The pain! I can't take it anymore! Sauron's trying to get me! I can't go on! No, no!
Faramir: Not again! Frodo, no matter what you say, I'm taking you to Gondor and that's FINAL!
Frodo: Oh please. Let me go!
Faramir: Don't try to make me feel sorry for you. Oh come on, Frodo. Not the puppy eyes.

I know, not very funny but it was my first time. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Airehiriel · 02-19-2003, 11:56 AM

Lady Iverin I thought it was funny, don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone has a different idea about what is amusing. And everyone's funny bone is tickled in a different way. That's why this is so funny, because you can get such a variety here.

Gorwingel · 02-19-2003, 12:36 PM

Faramir: (something comes over him) I am so sorry poor Frodo, I have been so mean, I am going to let you go!
Frodo: Finally he realizes this was not in the book, precious, yes precious, he is going to let us go, yey!

dragoneyes · 02-19-2003, 12:58 PM

Faramir: You're coming to Gondor!
Frodo: No way!
Faramir: Yes you are! Come on!
Frodo: Look, I'll toss you for it. Heads or tails?
Faramir: Heads
Frodo: *tosses the ring, looks at it* ...Sorry Faramir, it's tails!
Faramir: Aww man! Dad's gonna be well annoyed!

[ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

Eomer of the Rohirrim · 02-19-2003, 01:07 PM

Faramir: Well crying's not going to make it any better!

Salix · 02-19-2003, 01:24 PM

Frodo: My palm is so itchy!
Faramir: Doesn't that mean you'll be finding some money soon?

Erana · 02-19-2003, 01:30 PM

Frodo: gosh Faramir you let one rip and I'm losing control of my hand!

Faramir: Eomer did

Airehiriel · 02-19-2003, 01:42 PM

(You know, we may want to start another thread for this, it's beginning to take a long time to look at.)

dragoneyes · 02-19-2003, 01:50 PM

Legolas: Oh no! The sun is coming up! Quick! Shoot it down! Shoot it down!
Gimli: *Is too mesmerised by the spinning axe to say anything*

Erana · 02-19-2003, 01:53 PM

Legolas: What am I doing on a note pad?
Gimli: Girls dig us

Tar-Palantir · 02-19-2003, 01:57 PM

Is it just me or is Legolas holding that bow-string a little funky? Like - with just his ring finger??

Gimli: "What are you aiming at elf? The enemy is behind us! Stupid elf... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] "

02-14-2003, 04:36 AM	#1081
hobbitlass Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: next to the fire keeping warm Posts: 471	Will you be my Valentine? __________________ Just because a person has the right to do something doesn't make it the right thing to do.

02-14-2003, 08:23 AM	#1082
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	ME fashion week __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-14-2003, 09:04 AM	#1083
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Soldier: Are these wings REALLY neccesary? I mean, what do they do? Give me the ability to fly if I get into too much trouble? Person who designed the helmets: No, just think of it this way, whenever your arrow breaks, you got enough feathers to make another one! Soldier: Because I'll have time to fix an arrow in the midst of battle! __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-14-2003, 11:09 AM	#1084
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,100	Sorry but I liked to know what you make of this. Legolas is standing in the corner because he farted on Gimli's head. Greetings, Anuion ________ Yamaha xj600 history Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:50 AM.

02-14-2003, 11:54 AM	#1085
eleanor_niphredil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: england Posts: 812	All thats missing is the dunces hat! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Here I am, brain the size of a planet, and they ask me to spend my time on this forum. And by the way, for any of you turning into a penguin, stop it. ~* I am Pippin took in the Female Fellowship*~

02-14-2003, 04:24 PM	#1086
Purple Elf Animated Skeleton Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: A tree somewhere anywhere! Posts: 34	Legolas "if i hold my head in this particular way the wind catches my hair just enough to look dramatic but not so much as to muss up my hair, i am indeed the prince of mirkwood, if only Aragorn would take this kind of care!" __________________ "Because i belived you to be indeed Luthien Tinuvel, of whom i was singing. but if you are not she, then you walk in her likeness." - Aragorn

02-14-2003, 06:55 PM	#1087
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Aragorn:"Legolas, what do your elf-eyes see?" Legolas:"Some hills, some clouds, some rocks. What are you, blind?" __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-15-2003, 09:12 PM	#1088
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Legolas: I see... Oh, yes of course, my reflection in a lake over younder. I do look good, my cheekbones belong in a museum, and my hair is the fairest of all. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-15-2003, 09:25 PM	#1089
SteelNazgulS Guest Posts: n/a	Gandalf: Look? What is that brown cloud on the sky? Legolas: I think it's smoke from a barbeque up at Isengard! Let's go! Gandalf: Saruman has turned evil! We cannot go there! Legolas: Who cares? There'll be hamburgers!

02-17-2003, 09:11 AM	#1090
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Pippin: Look, Merry! We've died and gone to heaven! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-17-2003, 12:58 PM	#1091
Helkahothion Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The inside of Legolas' lungs Posts: 1,100	Nice pic. Is it Pippin and Merry discovering Saruman's supplies? Here's the caption. Newsreader: We interrupt this program for a special news bulletin. Pippin and Merry A.K.A. Hans and Grittel have disscovered the candyhouse of the wich. They ate it completly and are now on the run. Pippin: Hehe we shure showed that wich. Never underestemate the metabolism of a Hobbit. They both walk in the sunset laughing evily [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Greetings, Anuion ________ Think mill Last edited by Helkahothion; 03-07-2011 at 02:50 AM.

02-17-2003, 02:30 PM	#1092
ElentariGreenleaf Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Look, I'm over there! Posts: 517	Pippin: Wow! Lookat all this food Merry! Merry: Don't look now Pip, but I think Sarauman wants back that Pipe Weed we stole.... RUN! __________________ There is a fine line between fishing and just standing on the shore like an idiot. Website\|Art

02-17-2003, 04:16 PM	#1093
Diamond18 Eidolon of a Took Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: my own private fantasy world Posts: 3,561	Oh, oh, oh! I love that picture, I hope it's in RotK! does a little dance Okay... Merry: "Don't look so happy, Pip. Gandalf says we have to spin this food into gold before morning or it's off with our heads." __________________ All shall be rather fond of me and suffer from mild depression.

02-17-2003, 04:35 PM	#1094
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Merry: Remember I said that maybe It was not a good idea that we left the Shire, well I totally take that line back. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-17-2003, 09:31 PM	#1095
cannedpoatoe Haunting Spirit Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: a place in the United States Posts: 54	Pippin: Well if this is what happens on a mission....quest....thing then I'm getting another one! Merry: pipeweed!!!! [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ "dont tell the elf"-Gimli

02-18-2003, 04:22 AM	#1096
engwaalphiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The edge of nowhere Posts: 89	Pippin:wow merry .... look at the size of that cabbage . Merry: And you thought Farmer Maggots was big! __________________ Estel............. Some have it more than others. "Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

02-18-2003, 07:47 AM	#1097
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	is it too early? Oh well... [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ] __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-18-2003, 08:18 AM	#1098
LadyElbereth Wight Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: Taniquetil Posts: 190	Sam: flap flap flap Mr.Frodo?! Am I flying yet? __________________ If I could be anything, I'd be your tear, so I could be born in your eye, live down your cheek, and die on your lips.

02-18-2003, 09:35 AM	#1099
engwaalphiel Haunting Spirit Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: The edge of nowhere Posts: 89	Sam:MR FRODO LOOOK!!! Frodo:thinks just keep looking away and wrap myself in my bathrobe like jacket and nobody will notice.... Not so good but hey i tried.... __________________ Estel............. Some have it more than others. "Utúlie'n aurë! Aiya Eldalië ar Atanatári, utúlie'n aurë!

02-18-2003, 09:42 AM	#1100
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Sam: (whispers to Frodo) These people don't look nothin' like us, Mr. Frodo. Frodo: I know, Sam. Just keep walking and don't look at them. thinks to self although their clothing looks warmer! Sam: thinks to self Mr. Frodo looks cold, maybe I should get out my fryin' pan, and bang one of these on the head, and steal his nice warm-lookin' clothes for Mr. Frodo. Frodo: Thinks to self I hope Sam doesn't get any big ideas! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-18-2003, 09:49 AM	#1101
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	(Grond, Warg shaped battering ram) I've wanted to put this up for a while, but didn't know what to say about it. Can you guys think of anything? [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Airehiriel ] __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-18-2003, 10:48 AM	#1102
Faenaduial Wight Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Mirkwood - 710 miles WtR Posts: 246	Grond: If these Orcs keep shoving on my butt and ramming my nose into the wall I'm going to let one fly. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] __________________ Risk everything, or gain nothing. -- Geoffrey De Charny, 1358 Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

02-18-2003, 04:41 PM	#1103
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Grond: Can someone let me out of here? Please, I have been here way too long, I don't think we are really going to have to go into battle. __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-18-2003, 05:35 PM	#1104
Tar-Palantir Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: napa valley, ca Posts: 496	Grond:"When they asked for volunteers to head up the battering ram division I had no idea they meant like this!!" [ February 18, 2003: Message edited by: Tar-Palantir ] __________________ History shows again and again How nature points up the folly of men Go, go, Godzilla!

02-18-2003, 09:27 PM	#1105
The Saucepan Man Corpus Cacophonous Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: A green and pleasant land Posts: 8,468	Grond: "Hey, forget those fluffy hyenas. This is how a Warg should look." __________________ Do you mind? I'm busy doing the fishstick. It's a very delicate state of mind!

02-19-2003, 02:16 AM	#1106
Silmarien Wight Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: Lost but Found Posts: 207	First I'd like to say well done to everyone who has posted they're great at times I was almost literally ROFLing. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Also I hope you don't mind but I've put together a collection (to email around) and I'm up to my 3rd page (should be 4th I put too many on the first one). Sorry that is way off the point. But I kinda want to ask your permisson. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Grond:Is my surgery finished yet? I've gotten a bit stiff over the years. I kinda want to get out to war now. This is my first go so sorry it's not that good. __________________ Though here at journeys end I lie in dakness buried deep, beyond all towers strong and high beyond all mountains steep, above all shadows rides the Sun and Stars forever dwell:I will not say the Day is done nor bid the Stars farewell!

02-19-2003, 06:06 AM	#1107
Rose Cotton Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: A place worse then Mordor........School! Posts: 1,075	Frodo: Ring...getting....heavier! Faramir: Oh, come on Frodo. We don't have time for this. __________________ "There's nothing you can do, Harry... nothing... he's gone."-Remus Lupin "The closer we are to danger, the further we are from harm."-Pippin (now how can you argue with that logic?)

02-19-2003, 10:17 AM	#1108
Horse-Maiden of the Shire Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Chillaxin' with Glorfindel-441 miles on the RtR Posts: 1,202	Frodo: Oh jeez!! My hand! You idiot you shot me in my hand!!!! Faramir: Umm.....points to guy beside him He did it? __________________ "There's a big...machine in the sky...some kind of electric snake...coming straight at us." "Shoot it," said my attorney. "Not yet...I want to study its habits."

02-19-2003, 11:21 AM	#1109
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Frodo: Don't worry precious, I won't let this jerk take you from me. Just don't you worry. I have you. Even if he is bigger than me, and probably stronger than me, I will never let him take you, NEVER! __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-19-2003, 11:47 AM	#1110
Lady Iverin Haunting Spirit Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: far, far away Posts: 80	Frodo: Oh, the pain! The pain! I can't take it anymore! Sauron's trying to get me! I can't go on! No, no! Faramir: Not again! Frodo, no matter what you say, I'm taking you to Gondor and that's FINAL! Frodo: Oh please. Let me go! Faramir: Don't try to make me feel sorry for you. Oh come on, Frodo. Not the puppy eyes. I know, not very funny but it was my first time. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] __________________ ~O Elbereth! Gilthoniel! We still remember, we who dwell in this far land beneath the trees, Thy starlight on the Western seas.~

02-19-2003, 11:56 AM	#1111
Airehiriel Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 470	Lady Iverin I thought it was funny, don't be so hard on yourself. Everyone has a different idea about what is amusing. And everyone's funny bone is tickled in a different way. That's why this is so funny, because you can get such a variety here. __________________ Can you fathom the mysteries of God? Can you discover the limits of the Almighty? Job 11:7

02-19-2003, 12:36 PM	#1112
Gorwingel Beholder of the Mists Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Somewhere in the Northwest... for now Posts: 1,436	Faramir: (something comes over him) I am so sorry poor Frodo, I have been so mean, I am going to let you go! Frodo: Finally he realizes this was not in the book, precious, yes precious, he is going to let us go, yey! __________________ Wanted - Wonderfully witty quote that consists of pure brilliance

02-19-2003, 12:58 PM	#1113
dragoneyes Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Completely lost track, sorry! Posts: 743	Faramir: You're coming to Gondor! Frodo: No way! Faramir: Yes you are! Come on! Frodo: Look, I'll toss you for it. Heads or tails? Faramir: Heads Frodo: tosses the ring, looks at it ...Sorry Faramir, it's tails! Faramir: Aww man! Dad's gonna be well annoyed! [ February 19, 2003: Message edited by: dragoneyes ] __________________ "We might succeed in roasting Pippin alive inside." - Frodo.

02-19-2003, 01:07 PM	#1114
Eomer of the Rohirrim Auspicious Wraith Join Date: May 2002 Location: The Netherlands Posts: 4,992	Faramir: Well crying's not going to make it any better! __________________ Los Ingobernables de Harlond

02-19-2003, 01:24 PM	#1115
Salix Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: May 2002 Location: Riverbank of the Anduin Posts: 299	Frodo: My palm is so itchy! Faramir: Doesn't that mean you'll be finding some money soon? __________________ Do not trifle with Dragons, as you are small, and crunchy, and taste good with ketchup.