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Old 04-02-2007, 12:41 PM   #4761
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Unfortunately, this time dwarves had been hired as scabs.
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Old 04-02-2007, 02:48 PM   #4762
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Old 04-02-2007, 04:12 PM   #4763
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Unfortunately, it didn't have "dwarf tires" on and skidded into the Anduin with a sickening crash ... er, splash.
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Old 04-02-2007, 07:04 PM   #4764
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Fortunately, they turned Mount Zoom into a hydroelectric dam to generate power for all of Gondor.
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Old 04-03-2007, 05:30 AM   #4765
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Thumbs up 100th post!

Unfortunately, the orcs were still on strike, and getting mighty upset.
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Old 04-03-2007, 07:15 AM   #4766
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Fortunately, Eru hired Were-Feanor to masacre them and masscre them he did...
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Old 04-03-2007, 07:56 AM   #4767
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Unfortunately, Bob the Troll clubbed Were-Feanor over the head before he could do anything.
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Old 04-03-2007, 12:04 PM   #4768
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Old 04-03-2007, 02:33 PM   #4769
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Unfortunately, Were-Feanor's time travelling abilities backfired and he went forward in time to find that Bob's club had done him in.
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Old 04-04-2007, 04:12 PM   #4770
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Fortunately, his disappearance from the timeline at that point had altered history so that Bob's club never hit him.
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Old 04-04-2007, 05:01 PM   #4771
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Unfortunately he could also travel through space, because of...

Eddies in the space time continuum! (he is?)

Anyway Were-Feanor ended up a few metres underground, embedded in solid rock. Bummer.
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Old 04-04-2007, 08:52 PM   #4772
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fortunately, Elrond the Swindler, swindled him out of the solid rock for a modest fee (don't ask me why or how)
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Old 04-04-2007, 10:14 PM   #4773
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Unfortunately, he was dead from being in the rock, and he had no chance of becoming a zombie.
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:27 AM   #4774
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Fortunately, Eru's favourite character in this thread was Were-Feanor, so with a snap of his fingers, Were-Feanor Rematerialized in the middle of a meat-plant
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Old 04-05-2007, 08:54 AM   #4775
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Unfortunately for the meat-plant Were-Feanor was a devotee of
the Galadriel low-fat high-meat-plant diet (rich in omega-3s from
the meat-plant's diet of baby Watchers) and Were-Feanor enjoyed a delicious snack.
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Old 04-05-2007, 10:52 AM   #4776
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Fortunately, the meat-plant was actually named the way it was because it was carnivorous, and it gobbled up Were-Feanor.
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Old 04-05-2007, 11:12 AM   #4777
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Unfortunately, Were-Feanor ate himself out of it and renamed it the Meat-Factory to end all confusion
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Old 04-06-2007, 05:26 AM   #4778
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Fortunately, the plant was also quite poisonous, and Were-Feanor died shortly after eating it.
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Old 04-06-2007, 12:16 PM   #4779
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Unfortunately, Radagast healed Were-Feanor of this poison
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Old 04-06-2007, 12:24 PM   #4780
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Fortunately, Were-Feanor, being resurrected so near Easter, became the epitome of good; the very embodiment of love, peace and benevolence.
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Old 04-06-2007, 01:29 PM   #4781
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Unfortunately, the moon set and the sun rose, turning Were-Feanor into Feanor, thereby undoing all good influence effects.
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Old 04-06-2007, 02:26 PM   #4782
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Fortunately, Feanor viewed the video playback and decided to be what Were-Feanor turned into
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Old 04-08-2007, 12:38 AM   #4783
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Unfortunately, that was himself, not a good person.
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:10 AM   #4784
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Fortunately, Mandos discovered that Feanor had broken
parole by consorting with werewolves and were-Feanors
so he hauled him back to the Halls of Mandos.
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Old 04-17-2007, 11:15 AM   #4785
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Unfortunately, Mount Zoom ran over Mandos.
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Old 04-17-2007, 02:26 PM   #4786
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Fortunately, Mandos asked eru to eliminate wheels from the song, and eru owe Mandos for watering his plants and obliged, thus Mt. Zoom can not run anyone over anymore... it can slide on them... or stare em down... but not drive over them.
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Old 04-17-2007, 03:29 PM   #4787
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Unfortunately, the immobile Mount Zoom erupted and buried Mandos in ash and magma.
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Old 04-18-2007, 06:52 PM   #4788
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Fortunantely, Mount Zoom had got confused somewhere along the line and spewed out frozen ash and magma.
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Old 04-18-2007, 07:08 PM   #4789
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Unfotunately, having several tons of frozen ash and magma on top of one is still incompatible with life.
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Old 04-18-2007, 07:38 PM   #4790
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Fortunately, Bob the Troll managed to dig Mandos out of the rubble.
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Unfortunately, Metelcarmenil ran over both of them.
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Old 04-18-2007, 09:30 PM   #4792
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Old 04-18-2007, 11:49 PM   #4793
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Unfortunately, Mandos disliked author insertion and beat everyone to near death before throwing them in the void.
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Fortunately the void had secretly been replaced with a Spa hotel by Sauron, fearing he would one day be cast into the void.
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:11 AM   #4796
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Fortunately there was still room in the stables...
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Old 04-19-2007, 08:36 AM   #4797
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Unfortuantely, only room enough for one hobbit in the stables
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Old 04-19-2007, 09:39 PM   #4798
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Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.Rikae is wading through snowdrifts on Redhorn.
Fortunatly, all the wights were smaller than that particular hobbit.
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Old 04-20-2007, 08:14 AM   #4799
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Unfortunately, THE DRAGON CAME and burned up the spa hotel and stables.
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Fortunately they didnt really like the spa anyway
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