Fortunately/Unfortunately - Page 119 - The Barrow-Downs Discussion Forum

The 1,000 Reader · 03-27-2007, 10:54 PM

Unfortunately, when Aule heard of Sauron's humiliating loss to Huan, he spent the whole night binge-drinking, asking himself "Where did I go wrong in rasing that boy?", and the liquor made him horribly ill, causing him to be rushed to the hospital.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-28-2007, 11:10 AM

Fortunately the ER attendant was an (intelligent) relative
of Ioreth and cured Sauron with Athelas.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-28-2007, 10:02 PM

Unfortunately, this did not help aule

Precioussss · 03-29-2007, 05:19 AM

Fortunately, Sauron was found to be allergic to athelas and later died of hives.

Boromir88 · 03-29-2007, 09:11 AM

Unfortunately since the Ring was still around Sauron instantaneously made a new body for himself.

Precioussss · 03-29-2007, 09:25 AM

Fortunately, the new body that Sauron made for himself was that of a fuzzy pink walrus beanbag, which was, of course, incapable of doing anything but be cuddly and cute.

Volo · 03-29-2007, 10:08 AM

Unfortunaly, that, like we all know, is enough. The Pink Walrus cult started worshipping Sauron and he made an army out of them.

Meneltarmacil · 03-29-2007, 10:19 AM

Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over them all.

Boromir88 · 03-29-2007, 10:47 AM

Unfortunately that didn't kill them and the cult grew even larger

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-29-2007, 11:01 AM

Fortunately, they all decided to be peace loving elf friends.

Boromir88 · 03-29-2007, 11:08 AM

Unfortunately the super-evil cults of Alatar and Pallando came and devoured the cult of peace loving elf friends.

The Might · 03-29-2007, 02:21 PM

Fortunately, Alatar and Pallando were offering free burgers to everyone who joined them

Elmo · 03-29-2007, 02:27 PM

Unfortunately, they were cursed (that's bad for any Homer Simpson doppelgangers out there man that was a classic episode )

Meneltarmacil · 03-29-2007, 02:45 PM

Fortunately, Sauron ate one of the cursed burgers.

The Might · 03-29-2007, 03:13 PM

Unfortunately Ainur are immune to that stuff.

Gil-Galad · 03-29-2007, 04:41 PM

Fortunately, he wasn't immune to the cursed pickles in that cursed burger

FeRaL sHaDoW · 03-30-2007, 04:41 AM

Unfortunately, sauron didnt like pickles and he put them to the side

Precioussss · 03-30-2007, 05:36 AM

Fortunately he ate the burger anyway, without the pickles, which caused him to explode because he was already full of beans and there was no room left for a burger.

The Might · 03-30-2007, 06:16 AM

Unfortunately, the Ring had not yet been destroyed, so Sauron reappeared soon

Hookbill the Goomba · 03-30-2007, 06:33 AM

Fortunately, The Nazgul had taken the ring out to play with on their lunch break and lost it.

The Might · 03-30-2007, 06:42 AM

Unfortunately nobody found it, so Sauron didn't have any problem.

Gil-Galad · 03-30-2007, 07:17 AM

Fortunately, somebody put it on eBay and Sauron was flat broke

Volo · 03-30-2007, 07:57 AM

Unfortunaly, gollum7453 wasn't.

Tuor in Gondolin · 03-30-2007, 09:11 AM

Fortunately Radagast the Brown mortgaged Rhosgobel
and outbid gollum 7543 to gain possession of the Ring.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh · 03-30-2007, 10:14 AM

Unfortunately, Dark Lord Enterprises PLC owned a controlling interest in his bank.

Elmo · 03-30-2007, 10:18 AM

Fortunately, Dark Lord Enterprises PLC succumbed to hostile takeover by Elf Lord's R Us, and then sold off piece by piece

Meneltarmacil · 03-30-2007, 12:23 PM

Unfortunately, Isengard Enterprises had bought out Elf Lords R Us and was basically controlling the whole company.

Gil-Galad · 03-31-2007, 10:22 AM

Fortunately, Erebor-tosh decided to buy out everyone with their hoarded gold

High King Fingolfin · 03-31-2007, 09:01 PM

Unfortunately, a takeover by Balrogs Inc. left everyone quite sad.

The Elf-warrior · 03-31-2007, 10:03 PM

Fortunately, the hostile takeover was just an April Fools Day joke.

The 1,000 Reader · 04-01-2007, 01:22 AM

Unfortunately, it was a poor joke extended too far.

High King Fingolfin · 04-01-2007, 12:30 PM

Fortunately, everyone at least understood the joke.

Gil-Galad · 04-01-2007, 03:44 PM

Unfortunately, the Orc workers didn't and rioted

The Might · 04-01-2007, 04:20 PM

Fortunately cheap work force from developing countries quickly replaced them

High King Fingolfin · 04-01-2007, 05:42 PM

Unfortunately, the developing countries all simultaneously passed minimum wage laws, making their workforces not so cheap.

FeRaL sHaDoW · 04-02-2007, 01:23 AM

Fortunately, the developing country people did not know of this

The Sixth Wizard · 04-02-2007, 02:54 AM

Unfortunately this meant ill for the poor workers.

Precioussss · 04-02-2007, 05:15 AM

Fortunately, the orc-union made a deal with their employers, regaining their jobs and sending the scab workers back to their developing country.

Meneltarmacil · 04-02-2007, 06:16 AM

Unfortunately, the deal was that they could go out and burn Minas Tirith to the ground before heading back to work.

Tuor in Gondolin · 04-02-2007, 12:40 PM

Fortunately Local 3021 of the Guild of Tower Guards were
picketing and orc solidarity led them to join the strike to
support their union brothers and sisters

(they were
striking for equal rights for women in the guards).

03-27-2007, 10:54 PM	#4721
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, when Aule heard of Sauron's humiliating loss to Huan, he spent the whole night binge-drinking, asking himself "Where did I go wrong in rasing that boy?", and the liquor made him horribly ill, causing him to be rushed to the hospital. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

03-28-2007, 11:10 AM	#4722
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately the ER attendant was an (intelligent) relative of Ioreth and cured Sauron with Athelas. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-28-2007, 10:02 PM	#4723
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, this did not help aule __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-29-2007, 05:19 AM	#4724
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	Fortunately, Sauron was found to be allergic to athelas and later died of hives. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

03-29-2007, 09:11 AM	#4725
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately since the Ring was still around Sauron instantaneously made a new body for himself. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-29-2007, 09:25 AM	#4726
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	Fortunately, the new body that Sauron made for himself was that of a fuzzy pink walrus beanbag, which was, of course, incapable of doing anything but be cuddly and cute. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

03-29-2007, 10:08 AM	#4727
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Unfortunaly, that, like we all know, is enough. The Pink Walrus cult started worshipping Sauron and he made an army out of them. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-29-2007, 10:19 AM	#4728
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Mount Zoom ran over them all. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-29-2007, 10:47 AM	#4729
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately that didn't kill them and the cult grew even larger __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-29-2007, 11:01 AM	#4730
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, they all decided to be peace loving elf friends. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-29-2007, 11:08 AM	#4731
Boromir88 Laconic Loreman Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: USA Posts: 7,559	Unfortunately the super-evil cults of Alatar and Pallando came and devoured the cult of peace loving elf friends. __________________ Fenris Penguin

03-29-2007, 02:21 PM	#4732
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Alatar and Pallando were offering free burgers to everyone who joined them __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-29-2007, 02:27 PM	#4733
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 659	Unfortunately, they were cursed (that's bad for any Homer Simpson doppelgangers out there man that was a classic episode ) __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

03-29-2007, 02:45 PM	#4734
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Fortunately, Sauron ate one of the cursed burgers. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-29-2007, 03:13 PM	#4735
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately Ainur are immune to that stuff. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-29-2007, 04:41 PM	#4736
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, he wasn't immune to the cursed pickles in that cursed burger __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-30-2007, 04:41 AM	#4737
FeRaL sHaDoW Wight Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: New Zealand Posts: 234	Unfortunately, sauron didnt like pickles and he put them to the side __________________ God created night, but man created darkness....

03-30-2007, 05:36 AM	#4738
Precioussss Wight Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Dancing on this earth for a short while Posts: 118	Fortunately he ate the burger anyway, without the pickles, which caused him to explode because he was already full of beans and there was no room left for a burger. __________________ I am against nature. I don't dig nature at all. I think nature is very unnatural. I think the truly natural things are dreams, which nature can't touch with decay. - Bob Dylan

03-30-2007, 06:16 AM	#4739
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, the Ring had not yet been destroyed, so Sauron reappeared soon __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-30-2007, 06:33 AM	#4740
Hookbill the Goomba Alive without breath Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: On A Cold Wind To Valhalla Posts: 6,153	Fortunately, The Nazgul had taken the ring out to play with on their lunch break and lost it. __________________ I think that if you want facts, then The Downer Newspaper is probably the place to go. I know! I read it once. THE PHANTOM AND ALIEN: The Legend of the Golden Bus Ticket...

03-30-2007, 06:42 AM	#4741
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately nobody found it, so Sauron didn't have any problem. __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

03-30-2007, 07:17 AM	#4742
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, somebody put it on eBay and Sauron was flat broke __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-30-2007, 07:57 AM	#4743
Volo Silver in My Silent Heart Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: the great beauty Posts: 1,691	Unfortunaly, gollum7453 wasn't. __________________ Fenris Wolf The EVEN NEWER Barrow-Downs Photo Page

03-30-2007, 09:11 AM	#4744
Tuor in Gondolin Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Southeast Pennsylvania Posts: 3,651	Fortunately Radagast the Brown mortgaged Rhosgobel and outbid gollum 7543 to gain possession of the Ring. __________________ The poster formerly known as Tuor of Gondolin. Walking To Rivendell and beyond 12,555 miles passed Nt./Day 5: Pass the beacon on Nardol, the 'Fire Hill.'

03-30-2007, 10:14 AM	#4745
The Squatter of Amon Rûdh Spectre of Decay Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Bar-en-Danwedh Posts: 2,206	Unfortunately, Dark Lord Enterprises PLC owned a controlling interest in his bank. __________________ Man kenuva métim' andúne?

03-30-2007, 10:18 AM	#4746
Elmo Pittodrie Poltergeist Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: trying to find that warm and winding lane again Posts: 659	Fortunately, Dark Lord Enterprises PLC succumbed to hostile takeover by Elf Lord's R Us, and then sold off piece by piece __________________ As Beren looked into her eyes within the shadows of her hair, The trembling starlight of the skies he saw there mirrored shimmering.

03-30-2007, 12:23 PM	#4747
Meneltarmacil Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: The bottom of the ocean, discussing philosophy with a giant squid Posts: 2,287	Unfortunately, Isengard Enterprises had bought out Elf Lords R Us and was basically controlling the whole company. __________________ I ♣ baby seals.

03-31-2007, 10:22 AM	#4748
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Fortunately, Erebor-tosh decided to buy out everyone with their hoarded gold __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

03-31-2007, 09:01 PM	#4749
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, a takeover by Balrogs Inc. left everyone quite sad. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

03-31-2007, 10:03 PM	#4750
The Elf-warrior Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Nov 2004 Location: Virginia. Posts: 952	Fortunately, the hostile takeover was just an April Fools Day joke. __________________ Fenris Wolf: WW LXXX.

04-01-2007, 01:22 AM	#4751
The 1,000 Reader Ghost Prince of Cardolan Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: I don't know. Eastern ME doesn't have maps. Posts: 527	Unfortunately, it was a poor joke extended too far. __________________ "And forth went Morgoth, and he was halted by the elves. Then went Sauron, who was stopped by a dog and then aged men. Finally, there came the Witch-King, who destroyed Arnor, but nobody seems to remember that." -A History of Villains

04-01-2007, 12:30 PM	#4752
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Fortunately, everyone at least understood the joke. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx

04-01-2007, 03:44 PM	#4753
Gil-Galad Psyche of Prince Immortal Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Above a Parapet Obvious exits are: North, South, and Dennis Posts: 5,054	Unfortunately, the Orc workers didn't and rioted __________________ Love doesn't blow up and get killed.

04-01-2007, 04:20 PM	#4754
The Might Guard of the Citadel Join Date: Dec 2006 Location: Oxon Posts: 2,287	Fortunately cheap work force from developing countries quickly replaced them __________________ “The invisible and the non-existent look very much alike.” Delos B. McKown

04-01-2007, 05:42 PM	#4755
High King Fingolfin Shade of Carn Dûm Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Where the Wargs thrive, a.k.a. Madison, WI Posts: 439	Unfortunately, the developing countries all simultaneously passed minimum wage laws, making their workforces not so cheap. __________________ "Outside of a Warg, a book is a man's best friend. Inside of a Warg, it's too dark to read." - Wargo Marx